How to make a woman happy ? - Page 3 - Rape Board

ChiTownHoney · 11-21-2008, 12:18 AM

Let me add something else that can make or break happiness.

If you are going to buy her a purse....PLEASE dont go for the cute little small handbags...especially if you are going to buy us a Coach or a Louis Vuitton. We want BIG bags. Me and two of my gir friends got Coach bags last Christmas...My guy was the only one that understood I wanted a big bag. They got small ones and had to go exchange them. He only got it for me because I stated VERY CLEARLY what I wanted...I pointed to it when we were at the store.

shysnale · 11-21-2008, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

Let me add something else that can make or break happiness.

If you are going to buy her a purse....PLEASE dont go for the cute little small handbags...especially if you are going to buy us a Coach or a Louis Vuitton. We want BIG bags. Me and two of my gir friends got Coach bags last Christmas...My guy was the only one that understood I wanted a big bag. They got small ones and had to go exchange them. He only got it for me because I stated VERY CLEARLY what I wanted...I pointed to it when we were at the store.

I find it kind of cool to wear your life under your arm. It's a typical women thing. Sometimes I have to admit I don't really know what you're carrying in those bags. Love letters ? Agendas ? Cellphones ? (one for each boyfriend?) Magazines ?

I also tend to like carrying my life around, but I don't do it in an elegant way. I have a back pack, and I put my laptop inside. My laptop has got all my writing work in it which is all my life. Also, my cellphone is an Iphone and it's got a big collection of porn pics and porn videos inside + hundred girls I shoot in the streets. I told you, my whole life is in my electronic devices.

Conrad · 11-21-2008, 11:08 AM

Haha Agendas

Snale, if your writing is your life then please make sure you have it backed up to a disk, incase anything happens to your laptop. Also you take photos of girls on the streets!?

shysnale · 11-21-2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Conrad

Haha Agendas

Snale, if your writing is your life then please make sure you have it backed up to a disk. Also you take photos of girls on the streets!?

Yes ! The Iphone has no flash. So they can't see it ! . Most cellphones have to be handled right on line with the thing you want to shoot but the Iphone has so much angle you can just take it in your hands like you're checking a message and take pics. It is the perfect perv-spy tool. And yeah, I backup all my work on disk or usb keys when it's not completely finished.

Conrad · 11-21-2008, 09:08 PM

Haha cool man, well kinda, you gotta be carful with that stuff man.

I never do it, but last semester there was this real hot girl in my class. In a moment of weakness/stupidity I took a couple of sneeky photos with my shitty phone. I went home and checked them and in one it totally looks like her and her friend caught me doing it. They didn't, or at least I think they didn't as she came up to me in the libary a couple of days later and was real cool with me; which i assume she wouldn't have been if she thought I was a pervert. I actually like the photo now, it reminds me to try and control myself more. Man that girl was hot, she had those back dimples above her butt, redhead too.

shysnale · 11-22-2008, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Conrad

Haha cool man, well kinda, you gotta be carful with that stuff man.

I never do it, but last semester there was this real hot girl in my class. In a moment of weakness/stupidity I took a couple of sneeky photos with my shitty phone. I went home and checked them and in one it totally looks like her and her friend caught me doing it. They didn't, or at least I think they didn't as she came up to me in the libary a couple of days later and was real cool with me; which i assume she wouldn't have been if she thought I was a pervert. I actually like the photo now, it reminds me to try and control myself more. Man that girl was hot, she had those back dimples above her butt, redhead too.

Have you ever wondered maybe she was cool with you because she likes the idea someone taking pics of her ?

Conrad · 11-22-2008, 06:58 AM

Haha only when I typed that out, to late now my man, she's in her third year and only took that class as she failed it the first time and had to repeat. It wasn't that anyway, I think she wanted to borrow my pen haha

Sternenlied · 11-22-2008, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by shysnale

Sometimes I have to admit I don't really know what you're carrying in those bags. Love letters ? Agendas ? Cellphones ? (one for each boyfriend?) Magazines ?

Sometimes, yes.
But also all the stuff you might need in case you meet a guy ... a gun, a taser, a knife ...

shysnale · 11-22-2008, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sternenlied

Sometimes, yes.
But also all the stuff you might need in case you meet a guy ... a gun, a taser, a knife ...

You meet the wrong people my dear.
You just have to cross your eastern border, and you'll meet a tall frog who's not gonna fullfill your 'deals breackers' criterias but will listen to you carefuly and give you passionate kissings. And, this is the plus, this guy has everything to learn in bed, so you can SHAPE HIM the way you want ! Is that not perfect ? No weapons needed.

somedude · 11-22-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sternenlied

Sometimes, yes.
But also all the stuff you might need in case you meet a guy ... a gun, a taser, a knife ...

Stern it's so romantic when you talk like that...

doggystylethatgirl · 11-22-2008, 06:59 PM

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Stern it's so romantic when you talk like that...

Ain't that too dangerious?

somedude · 11-22-2008, 07:03 PM

Danger adds to the excitement!

Sternenlied · 11-23-2008, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by shysnale

You meet the wrong people my dear.
You just have to cross your eastern border, and you'll meet a tall frog who's not gonna fullfill your 'deals breackers' criterias but will listen to you carefuly and give you passionate kissings. And, this is the plus, this guy has everything to learn in bed, so you can SHAPE HIM the way you want ! Is that not perfect ? No weapons needed.

Oh, don't worry frogster, I don't always meet the wrong people.
You can't however hit the wrong man ...

Actually I have crossed the eastern border on several occasions already. Also met more than one rather intriguing French man. Quite the sweet talkers, are you not?
Unfortunately most of you can't decide wether to hate the Germans more or the English so I usually present them with some sort of prejudice crossfire of ancient hatred there.

shysnale · 11-23-2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sternenlied

Oh, don't worry frogster, I don't always meet the wrong people.
You can't however hit the wrong man ...

Actually I have crossed the eastern border on several occasions already. Also met more than one rather intriguing French man. Quite the sweet talkers, are you not?
Unfortunately most of you can't decide wether to hate the Germans more or the English so I usually present them with some sort of prejudice crossfire of ancient hatred there.

It's funny to notice we both made the mistake to talk about the eastern border as I'm on your west - lol

I meet people talking about old wars and say 'I dont' like the Britt' or 'I'm affraid' of Germans'. It is usually a lack of personality. That's probably because you put them on the pressure, either because of the way you look like or because of the brightness of your speech they felt the need to prove they have knowledge but they didn't find anything better to talk about than history. That's lame. I would never feel anger for a german because of the 3rd reich of feel anger for a britt because of the 100 years war. I was not even fucking born. Life is too short to let hate guide you. If I have a nice girl intersted in talking with me, she can be any nationality she wants, I won't judge her. Xenophobia is pure crap. I've been traveling a little, Ireland, England, Usa, and every people I met without exception have been very nice to me. Some even invited me to spend time in their houses. I feel attracted by the britts. I like the ability they have to chill out and pour their heart out in pubs at the end of the day. I think it's a healthy thing. I know the Irish can do the same, but I don't know about the Germans. Germany is considered as the most reliable economy for the euro currency. You people have the reputation to be hard steady workers. I should visit one day. My sister told me to try a town called Hamburg or something, she said it was real nice.....

Sternenlied · 11-23-2008, 01:27 PM

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It's funny to notice we both made the mistake to talk about the eastern border as I'm on your west - lol

I simply made two independent statements.

1) I already have crossed the eastern border.
2) I met nice French people.

I admit however placing them next to each other might have been confusing.

I have been to France as well once, though. Simply for research matters so unfortunately I didn't get the chance to actually go sight-seeing.
Since you seem to confuse "my people" I can see why most French people I met then did as well. To clarify: I am not German. I am still a citizen of the UK, I simply moved to Germany eleven years ago.

shysnale · 11-23-2008, 01:36 PM

I already knew you are not a native german.
But some passionate reactions from you like when you said 'we still have to apologize for 8 years of madness' when someone brought Hitler on subject, made me believe you somehow consider yourself half German.

Sternenlied · 11-23-2008, 01:40 PM

Well, I live here on my own free will, so yes, it's a safe bet to say I prefer living in Germany. I don't really consider myself German, not English either.
If put on the stand I'd clearly choose Germany over England, though. However I can't imagine referring to myself and the Germans as "us" but if you say I did ... well, maybe I got carried away. After all my entire life is here.

shysnale · 11-23-2008, 01:57 PM

Well, maybe nowadays the right word for all of us is 'we are europeans'

Conrad · 11-25-2008, 05:37 PM

I can't wait to leave England.

Germans are a cool ass people, I have a lecturer who's German, he's cool as hell.

I really wish I didn't join in when people were taking the piss out of some German exchange students back when I was in high school, even though I only made like one or two comments. I'm pretty damn ashamed, as well I should be, maybe that's why the current German exchange student in my class doesn't look twice at me, or the American girl, the two Russians last year, the Cypriot girls, or, and this is the one that really hurts, this awesome Turkish girl; you know God's punishing me for my former sin. I'm a bad person

BedSlut · 11-27-2008, 03:49 PM

shysnail, just fuck my ass and I'll be happy 555-4567

11-21-2008, 11:08 AM	#43
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	Haha Agendas Snale, if your writing is your life then please make sure you have it backed up to a disk, incase anything happens to your laptop. Also you take photos of girls on the streets!? Last edited by Conrad; 11-21-2008 at 09:01 PM.

11-22-2008, 07:03 PM	#52
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Danger adds to the excitement! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-23-2008, 01:40 PM	#57
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	Well, I live here on my own free will, so yes, it's a safe bet to say I prefer living in Germany. I don't really consider myself German, not English either. If put on the stand I'd clearly choose Germany over England, though. However I can't imagine referring to myself and the Germans as "us" but if you say I did ... well, maybe I got carried away. After all my entire life is here. __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

11-25-2008, 05:37 PM	#59
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	I can't wait to leave England. Germans are a cool ass people, I have a lecturer who's German, he's cool as hell. I really wish I didn't join in when people were taking the piss out of some German exchange students back when I was in high school, even though I only made like one or two comments. I'm pretty damn ashamed, as well I should be, maybe that's why the current German exchange student in my class doesn't look twice at me, or the American girl, the two Russians last year, the Cypriot girls, or, and this is the one that really hurts, this awesome Turkish girl; you know God's punishing me for my former sin. I'm a bad person Last edited by Conrad; 11-25-2008 at 05:44 PM.

11-21-2008, 12:18 AM	#41
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	Let me add something else that can make or break happiness. If you are going to buy her a purse....PLEASE dont go for the cute little small handbags...especially if you are going to buy us a Coach or a Louis Vuitton. We want BIG bags. Me and two of my gir friends got Coach bags last Christmas...My guy was the only one that understood I wanted a big bag. They got small ones and had to go exchange them. He only got it for me because I stated VERY CLEARLY what I wanted...I pointed to it when we were at the store.

11-21-2008, 09:08 PM	#45
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	Haha cool man, well kinda, you gotta be carful with that stuff man. I never do it, but last semester there was this real hot girl in my class. In a moment of weakness/stupidity I took a couple of sneeky photos with my shitty phone. I went home and checked them and in one it totally looks like her and her friend caught me doing it. They didn't, or at least I think they didn't as she came up to me in the libary a couple of days later and was real cool with me; which i assume she wouldn't have been if she thought I was a pervert. I actually like the photo now, it reminds me to try and control myself more. Man that girl was hot, she had those back dimples above her butt, redhead too.

11-22-2008, 06:58 AM	#47
Conrad RB's Biggest Loser Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 895 Reputation: 20387	Haha only when I typed that out, to late now my man, she's in her third year and only took that class as she failed it the first time and had to repeat. It wasn't that anyway, I think she wanted to borrow my pen haha

11-23-2008, 01:36 PM	#56
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	I already knew you are not a native german. But some passionate reactions from you like when you said 'we still have to apologize for 8 years of madness' when someone brought Hitler on subject, made me believe you somehow consider yourself half German.

11-23-2008, 01:57 PM	#58
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Well, maybe nowadays the right word for all of us is 'we are europeans'

11-27-2008, 03:49 PM	#60
BedSlut Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: London Posts: 22 Reputation: 52	shysnail, just fuck my ass and I'll be happy 555-4567