Just for laughs!! - Page 13 - Rape Board

Hellcat · 05-05-2007, 05:24 PM

Shit Ego.... what you been feeding that thing!?

ego · 05-05-2007, 05:25 PM

Now, is this a tree, or an elephant pussy?

Wiz · 05-05-2007, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ego

A fat cat. No food is included!

Thanks ego, but I was kinda hoping for a wet pussy

Wiz · 05-05-2007, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ego

Now, is this a tree, or an elephant pussy?

Try sticking your dick in there ego. If your hear a moan (thank me later), it's an elephant's pussy. If not, perhaps you can illicit your gf's assistance to treat the abrasions

Hellcat · 05-05-2007, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiz

Try sticking your dick in there ego. If your hear a moan (thank me later), it's an elephant's pussy. If not, perhaps you can illicit your gf's assistance to treat the abrasions

LMAO wiz...

Hellcat · 05-05-2007, 06:43 PM

It looks like the budget for 'the Hobbit' has been drastically reduced when they come to start filming it

Hellcat · 05-05-2007, 06:45 PM

Liverpudlian Lifeguard

Hellcat · 05-05-2007, 06:46 PM

I feel more disturbed than i could possibly express

hornybisexualbitch · 05-05-2007, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hellcat

I feel more disturbed than i could possibly express

,i like older men, but omg that has to be illegal to post.

sindyloo · 05-05-2007, 11:05 PM

Come on now HBS WIZ doesnt look that Bad?? After all he is 60 and he looks hot in that outfit!!

Wiz · 05-06-2007, 12:23 AM

Very funny Sindy

. Actually, I have been told on numerous occasions that I look exactly like Sean Connery did about 20 years ago. Simply a cross that I have to bear

dashrendar44 · 05-06-2007, 01:18 AM

LOL.....if i were a student of yours id be crass and ask ya fer an impression XDDDDDDDD

Hellcat · 05-06-2007, 11:09 AM

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Louise · 05-06-2007, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiz

Very funny Sindy

. Actually, I have been told on numerous occasions that I look exactly like Sean Connery did about 20 years ago. Simply a cross that I have to bear

Hang on..how'd I miss this!

Now, if I ignore Mr Connery's disturbing politics and tax evasion...yeah, now I have a nice image of you Wiz! Growl!

ego · 05-06-2007, 11:33 AM

Have a history teacher explain this...if they can:

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a
warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theatrer

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:
Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading

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ego · 05-06-2007, 11:36 AM

Three women talk about their boyfriends.
Mine, says the first, is like Nescafe. "Good to the last drop"
Mine, says the 2nd, is like Rothmans. "Extra Long. King Size"
Mine, says the 3rd, is like South African Airways. "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

Louise · 05-06-2007, 12:04 PM

For Wiz and Dash...

Louise · 05-06-2007, 12:05 PM

Proof of life after death...or sex-life after death

dashrendar44 · 05-06-2007, 12:12 PM

LOL!!! jim carey islands XDDDD

Louise · 05-06-2007, 12:40 PM

Now we know why Hellcat allowed her bi curiousity let loose

05-05-2007, 05:25 PM	#242
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Now, is this a tree, or an elephant pussy? __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss! Last edited by ego; 06-01-2007 at 05:00 PM.

05-05-2007, 11:05 PM	#250
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Come on now HBS WIZ doesnt look that Bad?? After all he is 60 and he looks hot in that outfit!! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

05-06-2007, 12:23 AM	#251
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	Very funny Sindy . Actually, I have been told on numerous occasions that I look exactly like Sean Connery did about 20 years ago. Simply a cross that I have to bear __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

05-06-2007, 01:18 AM	#252
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	LOL.....if i were a student of yours id be crass and ask ya fer an impression XDDDDDDDD __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

05-06-2007, 11:33 AM	#255
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Have a history teacher explain this...if they can: Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatrer Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading DJ CLARK KENT â„¢ DJ Johnny Wishbone B.K.A- Da W.B.Â® 1029 ENTERTAINMENT/GLAMMAMUSIC 409 3SUM INC......... -"SUPERMEN ENT." "Zero 2 Sixty." "Igloo ENT." "Rooftop ENT." __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

05-06-2007, 11:36 AM	#256
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Three women talk about their boyfriends. Mine, says the first, is like Nescafe. "Good to the last drop" Mine, says the 2nd, is like Rothmans. "Extra Long. King Size" Mine, says the 3rd, is like South African Airways. "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways." __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

05-06-2007, 12:04 PM	#257
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	For Wiz and Dash... __________________ ...no mercy in thy icy heart, for the lost prey you stalk and hunt, only the lust... Last edited by Louise; 07-03-2007 at 03:31 PM.

05-06-2007, 12:05 PM	#258
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	Proof of life after death...or sex-life after death __________________ ...no mercy in thy icy heart, for the lost prey you stalk and hunt, only the lust... Last edited by Louise; 07-03-2007 at 03:31 PM.

05-06-2007, 12:12 PM	#259
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	LOL!!! jim carey islands XDDDD __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

05-06-2007, 12:40 PM	#260
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	Now we know why Hellcat allowed her bi curiousity let loose __________________ ...no mercy in thy icy heart, for the lost prey you stalk and hunt, only the lust... Last edited by Louise; 07-03-2007 at 03:31 PM.