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MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 04-23-2007, 09:29 AM

whats the weirdest thing u ever put in a girls fanny??? lol.. about two days ago i met a girl and after a bit of fun i told her to close her eyes and then i put the top half of a buzz lightyear model into her cunt.....lol... she didnt know what it was until she heard "to infinity and beyond" lol...i know this probably sounds silly but it was so fucking funny !! lol

Louise · 04-23-2007, 09:44 AM

hmmm...strangest thing in the past year...mobile phone. set on vibrate...hey, dont judge! I was desperate! Strangest thing ever...a small statue of an Egyptian Cat...

Wiz · 04-23-2007, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Louise

hmmm...strangest thing in the past year...mobile phone. set on vibrate...hey, dont judge! I was desperate! Strangest thing ever...a small statue of an Egyptian Cat...

I really gotta get out more so that I might find myself in close proximity to a young lady when she becomes that desperate. Even at my age, I'm pretty sure that I could do much better in there than a mobile phone even when it's set to vibrate

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ego · 04-23-2007, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiz

I really gotta get out more so that I might find myself in close proximity to a young lady when she becomes that desperate. Even at my age, I'm pretty sure that I could do much better in there than a mobile phone even when it's set to vibrate

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But do you ring in the chosen tone?
And-most important-do you have a "mute" button?

Dude19 · 04-23-2007, 12:53 PM

A banana... mmm...

Hellcat · 04-23-2007, 03:00 PM

A friend of mine has a Playstation 2... with those controllers that have this rumble feature.... erm

Louise · 04-23-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Hellcat

A friend of mine has a Playstation 2... with those controllers that have this rumble feature.... erm

er...what were you playing?

Hellcat · 04-23-2007, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Louise

er...what were you playing?

For some reason my memory is a little hazy on what exactly the game was... but it certainly made the most of this particular feature *sighs... i think it was a two player game as well

Dutch_Rapist · 04-23-2007, 03:52 PM

I'm boring... a cucumber.

We ate it afterwards!

Wiz · 04-23-2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ego

But do you ring in the chosen tone?
And-most important-do you have a "mute" button?

Ring??? What ring? The phone was set to vibrate. I can still do that.
Now, about the "mute" button....normally "No" but, under certain circumstances, "Yes", because there wouldn't be enough blood left in my head to move my lips even if I wanted to

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Wiz · 04-23-2007, 04:10 PM

Ladies, I'm missing something here. I really don't understand why you are using vibrating phones, rumbling game controllers, bananas, cucumbers etc. when there is such a vast and varied array of "products" out there specifically designed and manufactured for the purpose. You even carry a purse to cart them around for convenient access when the need arises.

Louise · 04-23-2007, 04:13 PM

I think thats the point Wiz...we're just trying out normal things for very non-normal stuff

Wiz · 04-23-2007, 04:30 PM

OK. Most guys believe in the old saying the right tool for the right job. Some women, on the other hand, will attempt to use the handle of a screwdriver to hammer a nail. Just another difference between the sexes I guess.

I thought that there might be a curiosity aspect to it. Hmmmm...I wonder if I can make that thing fit up there....I wonder what it would feel like....I wonder if I'll be able to push it out etc. You are, after all, a curious lot

gaggirl · 04-23-2007, 07:10 PM

I think an impulse can lol

wiz- you just gotta make use of whats handy when the mood strikes

does anyone actually get off or has gotten off sitting on a washing machine?? ive tried this several times when i was younger- zilch!

I feel particularly embarassingly depraved today!

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 04-23-2007, 07:52 PM

Iv seen sum video where a woman puts a hamster up there !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ITS LIVE !!!!!!!!! LMAO

gaggirl · 04-23-2007, 09:09 PM

actually this question got me thinking while driving around in heavy traffic- one of the earliest introductions was a remote comtrol- not a toy just for boys!!

Andering REDDSON · 04-24-2007, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Hellcat

For some reason my memory is a little hazy on what exactly the game was... but it certainly made the most of this particular feature *sighs... i think it was a two player game as well

Â¿And how drunk were ou that night?

Â¿The strangest thing Iâ€™ve ever done? A folding marline spike.

horny_asian · 04-25-2007, 04:05 AM

The wierdest thing i've seen go into a pussy is on a video that i have on one of my hard drives of a guy sticking his head in.

I'll try and find it and put it on here for everyone to see

Hellcat · 04-25-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Andering REDDSON

Â¿And how drunk were ou that night?

Â¿The strangest thing Iâ€™ve ever done? A folding marline spike.

No more drunk than i am any other night huni

but more to the point.... how drunk where you!?

Andering REDDSON · 04-25-2007, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by horny_asian

The wierdest thing i've seen go into a pussy is on a video that i have on one of my hard drives of a guy sticking his head in. I'll try and find it and put it on here for everyone to see

Thatâ€™s just WRONG, dudeâ€¦

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Originally Posted by Hellcat

(And) how drunk where you!?

Stone cold sober. (What can I say, Iâ€™d a disturbed fucking individual...)

04-23-2007, 09:29 AM	#1
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	Pussyfiller whats the weirdest thing u ever put in a girls fanny??? lol.. about two days ago i met a girl and after a bit of fun i told her to close her eyes and then i put the top half of a buzz lightyear model into her cunt.....lol... she didnt know what it was until she heard "to infinity and beyond" lol...i know this probably sounds silly but it was so fucking funny !! lol __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

04-23-2007, 03:00 PM	#6
Hellcat At Rest Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,808 Reputation: 1841	A friend of mine has a Playstation 2... with those controllers that have this rumble feature.... erm __________________ â€œIf you should die before me, take my hand and ask if you could bring along a friendâ€

04-23-2007, 07:52 PM	#15
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	Iv seen sum video where a woman puts a hamster up there !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ITS LIVE !!!!!!!!! LMAO __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

04-25-2007, 04:05 AM	#18
horny_asian Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Southampton, U.K Posts: 30 Reputation: 10	wierd pussy filling The wierdest thing i've seen go into a pussy is on a video that i have on one of my hard drives of a guy sticking his head in. I'll try and find it and put it on here for everyone to see

04-23-2007, 09:44 AM	#2
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	hmmm...strangest thing in the past year...mobile phone. set on vibrate...hey, dont judge! I was desperate! Strangest thing ever...a small statue of an Egyptian Cat...

04-23-2007, 12:53 PM	#5
Dude19 Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 83 Reputation: 15	A banana... mmm...

04-23-2007, 03:52 PM	#9
Dutch_Rapist Depraved pirate Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 328 Reputation: 202	I'm boring... a cucumber. We ate it afterwards!

04-23-2007, 04:10 PM	#11
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	Ladies, I'm missing something here. I really don't understand why you are using vibrating phones, rumbling game controllers, bananas, cucumbers etc. when there is such a vast and varied array of "products" out there specifically designed and manufactured for the purpose. You even carry a purse to cart them around for convenient access when the need arises.

04-23-2007, 04:13 PM	#12
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	I think thats the point Wiz...we're just trying out normal things for very non-normal stuff

04-23-2007, 04:30 PM	#13
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	OK. Most guys believe in the old saying the right tool for the right job. Some women, on the other hand, will attempt to use the handle of a screwdriver to hammer a nail. Just another difference between the sexes I guess. I thought that there might be a curiosity aspect to it. Hmmmm...I wonder if I can make that thing fit up there....I wonder what it would feel like....I wonder if I'll be able to push it out etc. You are, after all, a curious lot

04-23-2007, 07:10 PM	#14
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	I think an impulse can lol wiz- you just gotta make use of whats handy when the mood strikes does anyone actually get off or has gotten off sitting on a washing machine?? ive tried this several times when i was younger- zilch! I feel particularly embarassingly depraved today!

04-23-2007, 09:09 PM	#16
gaggirl * yawn * Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,058 Reputation: 40178	actually this question got me thinking while driving around in heavy traffic- one of the earliest introductions was a remote comtrol- not a toy just for boys!!