Strange sex laws - Page 2 - Rape Board

Sodoman · 08-01-2006, 11:21 PM

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

OK leave it to one of the leading places for prostitution and the leading place for the porn industry to pimp cats and dogs! BTW, where do they get these permits? The dogpound or the vet? Anything for a buck! Jesus!

Sodoman · 08-01-2006, 11:24 PM

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

I'll tell you what I think of this law, [censored], [censored], [censored], and [censored]. I hate this law!

Sodoman · 08-01-2006, 11:33 PM

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

So how does a person in Washington lose their virginity? I guess they have to leave the State to get laid.

Sodoman · 08-01-2006, 11:42 PM

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Now here's a place with some real pinned up frustration! Not to mention harsh laws!

Sodoman · 08-01-2006, 11:45 PM

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

Would somebody in England care to explain? I don't get it? Though not a bad law and these stores would be my favorite hang out, but how many tropical fish stores are in England?

Sodoman · 08-01-2006, 11:48 PM

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

Oh hell no!!!

Though maybe her mother and if she is attractive we could make it a threesome!

Sodoman · 08-01-2006, 11:55 PM

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough Problem that they had to pass this law?)

This situation only presents itself about as frequent as Haley's Comet is within Earth's view; once every 75 years. Now if this is a likely thing to happen in Bolivia, then wow, what a kinky society. I just hope the daughters are not preteens.

Sodoman · 08-01-2006, 11:56 PM

Sorry GRM for taking up so much of the thread but I thought this was a great post and I couldn't say it all in one response. Very funny, very strange, and a great post. Thanks!

gal4 · 08-02-2006, 12:11 AM

mmmm, mmmm, mmmm,

Sodoman · 08-02-2006, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gal4

mmmm, mmmm, mmmm,

So Gal, your name is Emily?

That's a fucking funny billboard, though I doubt Steven sees the humor!

gal4 · 08-02-2006, 01:40 AM

There are more than one posters who posts here under the name of gal4.

for instance,

Les Six

Nicholas Bourbaki

As to the varying gender and texture, it depends on who is doing the posting.

Further the persona of God, the Trinity

Trinity

But then do you give a shit? I didn't think so.

Grm · 08-02-2006, 03:27 AM

Goodness sodoman, that must be some sort of record, 25 posts, one after the other, in one thread.

MKP4 · 08-02-2006, 11:37 PM

I love this thread!!!

Rogue · 08-03-2006, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grm

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes

Lest men see reflections of their underwear

Emily Johnson · 08-04-2006, 12:04 AM

I think it would be interesting to hear why these laws were passed.

Like where the hell did this come from: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

Maybe a need for mermaid costumes?

And this: In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

Cheney! Busted!

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

WooHoo!

Sodoman · 08-04-2006, 01:34 PM

Quote:

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. WooHoo!

I was wondering which gun they were refering to?

08-02-2006, 03:27 AM	#32
Grm Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Black Country Posts: 956 Reputation: 1332	Some sort of record Goodness sodoman, that must be some sort of record, 25 posts, one after the other, in one thread.

08-04-2006, 12:04 AM	#35
Emily Johnson Opinionated Bitch Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California Posts: 400 Reputation: 8094	I think it would be interesting to hear why these laws were passed. Like where the hell did this come from: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. Maybe a need for mermaid costumes? And this: In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. Cheney! Busted! In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. WooHoo! __________________ Half the harm that is done in this world Is due to people who want to feel important They don't mean to do h arm But the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it Because they are absorbed in the endless struggle To think well of themselves. T. S. Eliot Last edited by Emily Johnson; 08-04-2006 at 10:45 AM.

08-01-2006, 11:21 PM	#21
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. OK leave it to one of the leading places for prostitution and the leading place for the porn industry to pimp cats and dogs! BTW, where do they get these permits? The dogpound or the vet? Anything for a buck! Jesus!

08-01-2006, 11:24 PM	#22
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife. I'll tell you what I think of this law, [censored], [censored], [censored], and [censored]. I hate this law!

08-01-2006, 11:33 PM	#23
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night). So how does a person in Washington lose their virginity? I guess they have to leave the State to get laid.

08-01-2006, 11:42 PM	#24
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. Now here's a place with some real pinned up frustration! Not to mention harsh laws!

08-01-2006, 11:45 PM	#25
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) Would somebody in England care to explain? I don't get it? Though not a bad law and these stores would be my favorite hang out, but how many tropical fish stores are in England?

08-01-2006, 11:48 PM	#26
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) Oh hell no!!! Though maybe her mother and if she is attractive we could make it a threesome!

08-01-2006, 11:55 PM	#27
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough Problem that they had to pass this law?) This situation only presents itself about as frequent as Haley's Comet is within Earth's view; once every 75 years. Now if this is a likely thing to happen in Bolivia, then wow, what a kinky society. I just hope the daughters are not preteens.

08-01-2006, 11:56 PM	#28
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	Sorry GRM for taking up so much of the thread but I thought this was a great post and I couldn't say it all in one response. Very funny, very strange, and a great post. Thanks!

08-02-2006, 12:11 AM	#29
gal4 UnWanted Trick Baby Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 834 Reputation: 584	mmmm, mmmm, mmmm,

08-02-2006, 01:40 AM	#31
gal4 UnWanted Trick Baby Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 834 Reputation: 584	There are more than one posters who posts here under the name of gal4. for instance, Les Six Nicholas Bourbaki As to the varying gender and texture, it depends on who is doing the posting. Further the persona of God, the Trinity Trinity But then do you give a shit? I didn't think so.

08-02-2006, 11:37 PM	#33
MKP4 Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 207 Reputation: 51	I love this thread!!!