Rituals - Rape Board

shysnale · 02-03-2007, 01:32 PM

Do you guys have rituals ?

I am a ritual guy. The following is a ritual I do everyday. If I ever happen to be unable to celebrate it, I feel disturbed :

Take a cocktail bucket :

Add 2 ice cubes :

Take a Cappuccino powder box like this :

Add 2 good spoons of it in the cocktail bucket :

Add fresh cold water :

Add some milk :

Your cocktail bucket should be that full :

Now take a mixer like this :

shysnale · 02-03-2007, 01:33 PM

Mix all the cocktail recipient content :

Pour it in a glass :

It should look like this :

Now watch that movie while drinking it :

And you'll understand Belinda Carlisle was right, Heaven is a place on earth.

hornybisexualbitch · 02-03-2007, 03:04 PM

uh huh, ok

innocent · 02-03-2007, 03:09 PM

dont iknow about the palaver beforehand but....DAMN GOOD MOVIE!

Louise · 02-03-2007, 03:31 PM

Monsieur, you seem to have far too much time on your hands, my apartment desperately needs cleaning...

Si vous voulez faire votre cocktail tandis qu'ici, veuillez !

shysnale · 02-04-2007, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Louise

Monsieur, you seem to have far too much time on your hands, my apartment desperately needs cleaning...

Si vous voulez faire votre cocktail tandis qu'ici, veuillez !

Ma chÃƒÂ¨re et tendre Louise, sachez que je serai ravi de vous rencontrer et de passer quelques jours ÃƒÂ* Londres en votre compagnie.

____Snale

somedude · 02-04-2007, 06:16 AM

I wonder what blended escargo would look like?

innocent · 02-04-2007, 11:10 AM

much like salted slugs with extra crunch i imagine

Louise · 02-04-2007, 11:12 AM

Well, thats just put me off my Sunday Roast! lol

innocent · 02-04-2007, 11:13 AM

chocolate salty balls for dessert anyone?

shysnale · 02-04-2007, 01:29 PM

you guys are disapointing. you didn't tell me about your rituals.

innocent · 02-04-2007, 01:41 PM

as far as i know i dont think i have any.
oh except for an evening on here with vodka and a takeaway to follow. sad life i suppose but not like i can get out of the house is it! lol
suits me just fine tho!

sindyloo · 02-04-2007, 06:56 PM

HUMM??? Innocent is that hubbys that you pour the chocolate sauce over??

Oh yes good choice for relaxing drinks to. Vodka Martini "Shaken not Stirred Dahling!!" You dont want to Bruise theMartini after all!

But do you use a green olive or onion??

innocent · 02-04-2007, 07:02 PM

vodka martini>? blasphemy (sp!)
its vodka and red bull all the way for me!
and no not choc sauce either. not tried that one...
once tried something called lovers lick from anne summers..bad exprerience as it was too sticky to be fun. we made up for it in the shower washing the damn stuff off tho!
the chocolate salty balls were a reference to a uk tv programme called southpark...cartoon comedy!

Wiz · 02-05-2007, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shysnale

Ma chÃƒÂ¨re et tendre Louise, sachez que je serai ravi de vous rencontrer et de passer quelques jours ÃƒÂ* Londres en votre compagnie.

____Snale

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

I wonder what blended escargo would look like?

Wow! Dude speaks French

somedude · 02-05-2007, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiz

Wow! Dude speaks French

Ouie mon Canuck!

somedude · 02-05-2007, 04:57 AM

My rituals! Well I sacrifice a goat to Thor every day in hopes that the internet will keep working right!

Louise · 02-05-2007, 09:18 AM

Well ok then...if we're going into those sort of rituals...

During the solstice I go out to the middle of Stonehenge, strip naked, paint half my body blue, make an offering to the goddess' Gaia before being tied to the central sacrificial stone and have my virginity plundered by the most rampant Druid from Anglesey, my hymen blood being taken as the offering to the darker, older gods of the Celts who insist on the now plundered innocent has an earth shattering orgasm to tie her to the darker desires of mankind.

Yeah...and how I wish that was true!

dark_d3viant · 02-05-2007, 10:01 AM

UHT Milk? Cold powdered cappucino? Eww!! Rather you than me!!

hmm.. the only ritual I can think of doing is post-coital smoking. I always do it, not matter how good or bad the sex has been. Which is kind of weird, as I don't smoke that much anyway.

xx

Sternenlied · 02-05-2007, 10:14 AM

Hm ... not into rituals that much either ...

- In the morning I need coffee and cigarettes
- I KILL anyone who tries to get between me and my tv-series

- I can't drive without music

Pretty regular stuff I'd say ...

p.s.: Some nice picture story, though! And: I got the same water in my fridge

02-03-2007, 01:32 PM	#1
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Rituals Do you guys have rituals ? I am a ritual guy. The following is a ritual I do everyday. If I ever happen to be unable to celebrate it, I feel disturbed : Take a cocktail bucket : Add 2 ice cubes : Take a Cappuccino powder box like this : Add 2 good spoons of it in the cocktail bucket : Add fresh cold water : Add some milk : Your cocktail bucket should be that full : Now take a mixer like this :

02-03-2007, 03:04 PM	#3
hornybisexualbitch Daughter of Jasmine Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,114 Reputation: 2956	uh huh, ok __________________ So...who missed me? Smiles are contagious, share one, the small things can brighten someones day.

02-03-2007, 03:31 PM	#5
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	Monsieur, you seem to have far too much time on your hands, my apartment desperately needs cleaning... Si vous voulez faire votre cocktail tandis qu'ici, veuillez ! __________________ ...no mercy in thy icy heart, for the lost prey you stalk and hunt, only the lust...

02-04-2007, 06:16 AM	#7
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I wonder what blended escargo would look like? __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

02-04-2007, 11:12 AM	#9
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	Well, thats just put me off my Sunday Roast! lol __________________ ...no mercy in thy icy heart, for the lost prey you stalk and hunt, only the lust...

02-03-2007, 01:33 PM	#2
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	Mix all the cocktail recipient content : Pour it in a glass : It should look like this : Now watch that movie while drinking it : And you'll understand Belinda Carlisle was right, Heaven is a place on earth.

02-03-2007, 03:09 PM	#4
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	dont iknow about the palaver beforehand but....DAMN GOOD MOVIE!

02-04-2007, 11:10 AM	#8
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	much like salted slugs with extra crunch i imagine

02-04-2007, 11:13 AM	#10
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	chocolate salty balls for dessert anyone?

02-04-2007, 01:29 PM	#11
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	you guys are disapointing. you didn't tell me about your rituals.

02-04-2007, 01:41 PM	#12
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	as far as i know i dont think i have any. oh except for an evening on here with vodka and a takeaway to follow. sad life i suppose but not like i can get out of the house is it! lol suits me just fine tho!

02-04-2007, 06:56 PM	#13
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	HUMM??? Innocent is that hubbys that you pour the chocolate sauce over?? Oh yes good choice for relaxing drinks to. Vodka Martini "Shaken not Stirred Dahling!!" You dont want to Bruise theMartini after all! But do you use a green olive or onion??

02-04-2007, 07:02 PM	#14
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	vodka martini>? blasphemy (sp!) its vodka and red bull all the way for me! and no not choc sauce either. not tried that one... once tried something called lovers lick from anne summers..bad exprerience as it was too sticky to be fun. we made up for it in the shower washing the damn stuff off tho! the chocolate salty balls were a reference to a uk tv programme called southpark...cartoon comedy!

02-05-2007, 04:57 AM	#17
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	My rituals! Well I sacrifice a goat to Thor every day in hopes that the internet will keep working right! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

02-05-2007, 09:18 AM	#18
Louise Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,865 Reputation: 4905	Well ok then...if we're going into those sort of rituals... During the solstice I go out to the middle of Stonehenge, strip naked, paint half my body blue, make an offering to the goddess' Gaia before being tied to the central sacrificial stone and have my virginity plundered by the most rampant Druid from Anglesey, my hymen blood being taken as the offering to the darker, older gods of the Celts who insist on the now plundered innocent has an earth shattering orgasm to tie her to the darker desires of mankind. Yeah...and how I wish that was true! __________________ ...no mercy in thy icy heart, for the lost prey you stalk and hunt, only the lust...

02-05-2007, 10:01 AM	#19
dark_d3viant Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 676 Reputation: 3855	UHT Milk? Cold powdered cappucino? Eww!! Rather you than me!! hmm.. the only ritual I can think of doing is post-coital smoking. I always do it, not matter how good or bad the sex has been. Which is kind of weird, as I don't smoke that much anyway. xx

02-05-2007, 10:14 AM	#20
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	Hm ... not into rituals that much either ... - In the morning I need coffee and cigarettes - I KILL anyone who tries to get between me and my tv-series - I can't drive without music Pretty regular stuff I'd say ... p.s.: Some nice picture story, though! And: I got the same water in my fridge __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way