How to make your crime look better ? - Rape Board

shysnale · 10-16-2008, 12:23 PM

Let's imagine you've done time for rape, but now it's behind you, you paid for your crime, and you want to get back in the 'right way of life'.
There is problem : how are you gonna explain to your employer the big gap in your Cv ? Ok, you're not gonna say I was a hermit, you will tell the truth about your crime because you know your employer can access cops database anyway. The only thing is you will choose another word than rape because you know it brings up so many prejudices. So how are you gonna call it ?
I did offer an extra loving time to a girl ?
I was a therapist and I knew it was a case of necessary forced sex for my patient to loose her complex ?

kitty_joanne · 10-16-2008, 12:25 PM

I was in a quest to find my true self..

LOL!!!

Mookal · 10-16-2008, 01:33 PM

Just say 'I was framed'.

ego · 10-16-2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mookal

Just say 'I was framed'.

Make a short pause.
Say "it all was a misunderstanding!"
Lower your eyes, let your hands hang from the shoulders to the knees.
Flex your whole body. Harder. Especially hands.
Look at him with misty eyes -only for a second- then the floor again.
Say "i was the real victim of this case!" in rage.

Pause. (some more tears at that moment will give extra credit)

Apologise humbly for raising your voice. Make sure you used the words "excusable, indignation, injustice" in the same sentence.

Good luck.

Uncle Al · 10-16-2008, 11:29 PM

I'd like to say: that was fucking awesome and I'm 100% proud of it!

Hell yeah!

10-16-2008, 12:23 PM	#1
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	How to make your crime look better ? Let's imagine you've done time for rape, but now it's behind you, you paid for your crime, and you want to get back in the 'right way of life'. There is problem : how are you gonna explain to your employer the big gap in your Cv ? Ok, you're not gonna say I was a hermit, you will tell the truth about your crime because you know your employer can access cops database anyway. The only thing is you will choose another word than rape because you know it brings up so many prejudices. So how are you gonna call it ? I did offer an extra loving time to a girl ? I was a therapist and I knew it was a case of necessary forced sex for my patient to loose her complex ?

10-16-2008, 11:29 PM	#5
Uncle Al Privileged Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 329 Reputation: 1469	I'd like to say: that was fucking awesome and I'm 100% proud of it! Hell yeah! __________________ TheWorld Rape Daywas a HIT see you next year!

10-16-2008, 12:25 PM	#2
kitty_joanne Sleeping Siren Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Suburb Posts: 2,817 Reputation: 28630	I was in a quest to find my true self.. LOL!!!

10-16-2008, 01:33 PM	#3
Mookal Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 134 Reputation: 192	Just say 'I was framed'.