How to get RAPED..... - Rape Board

04-19-2006, 06:54 PM

i always see these tips on how to avoid being raped, danger signs for date rape, becareful of your drink

blah blah blah

wheres the damn tips that show you how TO get raped???????????????

preferably by a handsome guy

somedude · 04-19-2006, 07:24 PM

somedude's tips for girls on getting raped!

1. Get drunk at frat parties
2. Leave your windows and doors unlocked at night
3. Dress really sexy, go out on a date with some guy you just met and leave your drink unattended while you go to the bathroom
4. Pretend to drink too much wine at dinner and ask your date to help you into your house/apartment
5. Give rides to fellons just out of prison while wearing a bikini
6. Accept invitations to Hawaii from men you've met on rape forums

Had to throw in that last one PG!

Spaulding4Prez · 04-19-2006, 07:33 PM

Just do the exact oppisite of what those shows tell you.

And go dressed up in that bustier. ALL THE TIME.

grimmy · 04-19-2006, 10:14 PM

send me a PM and I'll give you the EXACT directions.

and don't worry, when you're bent over it won't matter if I'm handsome or not...

swoosh · 04-19-2006, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by persiangurl

i always see these tips on how to avoid being raped, danger signs for date rape, becareful of your drink

blah blah blah

wheres the damn tips that show you how TO get raped???????????????

preferably by a handsome guy

How Handsome, what kind of build, older or younger. Buisness type guy, preppy, biker give us some details

04-19-2006, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by swoosh

How Handsome, what kind of build, older or younger. Buisness type guy, preppy, biker give us some details

tall, slender but muscular, late twenties, dark hair, dark eyes, more on the thuggish side (preppy is kinda gay and biker is just cheezy)

if u wanna specific race, id say puerto rican (hispanic)

hmmmm, maybe dressed in baggy jeans and a nice shirt with a chain, fly sneakers.....

lol, yeah

MarcEdeSade · 04-20-2006, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by persiangurl

if u wanna specific race, id say puerto rican (hispanic)

lol, yeah

Puerto ricans....los penes peqenos.

MarcEdeSade · 04-20-2006, 06:18 AM

[QUOTE=persiangurl]i always see these tips on how to avoid being raped, danger signs for date rape, becareful of your drink

blah blah blah

wheres the damn tips that show you how TO get raped???????????????
[QUOTE]

duh. feel them up all night long, invite them in, get into your underwear,then tell them you were just kidding, but they can sleep on the floor.

cumonme · 04-20-2006, 09:28 AM

4. Pretend to drink too much wine at dinner and ask your date to help you into your house/apartment

I've done variations on this before. Pretend you're drunk and some guy will try something. Even good male FRIENDS of mine have tried something. Fun!

shysnale · 04-20-2006, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by persiangurl

i always see these tips on how to avoid being raped, danger signs for date rape, becareful of your drink

blah blah blah

wheres the damn tips that show you how TO get raped???????????????

preferably by a handsome guy

An excellent tip for you PG. Come to France, spend a day here with me, and I can guarantee you'll get raped. I am not handsome, but I am nice and caring. But ho well finally, I think my tip isn't a good one. given the impact your pics had on me, if you came here the only thing I could do to you is sweet love.

Noname · 04-20-2006, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by persiangurl

i always see these tips on how to avoid being raped, danger signs for date rape, becareful of your drink

blah blah blah

wheres the damn tips that show you how TO get raped???????????????

preferably by a handsome guy

Drop by my place, alone, and just start talking sass until it happens. That bustier and some loose-fitting lower wear would help. >: )

Rogue · 04-20-2006, 07:18 PM

I suggest telling rape jokes as your party piece, such as:

"A schoolgirl is playing in the street when a man asks her would she like to see something cool. The girl says "sure", so the man asks her to follow him. A bit later they're walking through the woods and the young girl says "mister, it's getting dark, I'm starting to get scared." The man replies, "how do you think I feel, I have to walk back by myself......"

prey4me · 04-20-2006, 09:26 PM

Find out where there's gang activitiy.

Check the "police blotter" in the newspaper, ask people where you can buy drugs, then walk, drive, park, or shop in that area. Maybe you can find a dry cleaner in a rough part of town.

Go find some kid who's selling drugs on the street. Ask him to get into your car, then drive around and use (or maybe "spill" some heroin). Then tell him you don't have any money to pay for it.

Caveat: Are you Catholic? Be sure you're in "a state of Grace."

swoosh · 04-20-2006, 10:20 PM

Built like this guy, give us example of a face,

04-20-2006, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by swoosh

Built like this guy, give us example of a face,

swoosh · 04-20-2006, 10:48 PM

this face on the above guy and have sweet dreams

LovelyPerversion · 04-20-2006, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

somedude's tips for girls on getting raped!

1. Get drunk at frat parties

3. Dress really sexy, go out on a date with some guy you just met and leave your drink unattended while you go to the bathroom

4. Pretend to drink too much wine at dinner and ask your date to help you

Careful with 1,3,and4... Try not to get drugged, and only PRETEND to be drunk... You don't want to be too smashed to enjoy the experience...

It sucks to wake up with a hang over and a sore ass...but have no memory of what happened.

somedude · 04-21-2006, 02:36 AM

I recommend tip number six for the ladies!!!

Especially Persian ladies!

Echo · 04-21-2006, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cumonme

4. Pretend to drink too much wine at dinner and ask your date to help you into your house/apartment

I've done variations on this before. Pretend you're drunk and some guy will try something. Even good male FRIENDS of mine have tried something. Fun!

Excellent cumonme... can you give us details? how far did they go?

HN1 · 04-21-2006, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogue

I suggest telling rape jokes as your party piece, such as:

I suggest not. It encourages rape of people who don't want to be raped.

04-19-2006, 06:54 PM	#1
persiangurl Guest Posts: n/a	How to get RAPED..... i always see these tips on how to avoid being raped, danger signs for date rape, becareful of your drink blah blah blah wheres the damn tips that show you how TO get raped??????????????? preferably by a handsome guy

04-20-2006, 06:18 AM	#8
MarcEdeSade Amoralist Libertine Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 391 Reputation: 1262	[QUOTE=persiangurl]i always see these tips on how to avoid being raped, danger signs for date rape, becareful of your drink blah blah blah wheres the damn tips that show you how TO get raped??????????????? [QUOTE] duh. feel them up all night long, invite them in, get into your underwear,then tell them you were just kidding, but they can sleep on the floor. __________________ Pain is inevitable....suffering is optional

04-20-2006, 10:20 PM	#14
swoosh Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 64 Reputation: 1687	Body Type Built like this guy, give us example of a face, Last edited by swoosh; 04-20-2006 at 10:57 PM.

04-19-2006, 07:24 PM	#2
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	somedude's tips for girls on getting raped! 1. Get drunk at frat parties 2. Leave your windows and doors unlocked at night 3. Dress really sexy, go out on a date with some guy you just met and leave your drink unattended while you go to the bathroom 4. Pretend to drink too much wine at dinner and ask your date to help you into your house/apartment 5. Give rides to fellons just out of prison while wearing a bikini 6. Accept invitations to Hawaii from men you've met on rape forums Had to throw in that last one PG!

04-19-2006, 07:33 PM	#3
Spaulding4Prez Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 84 Reputation: 10	Just do the exact oppisite of what those shows tell you. And go dressed up in that bustier. ALL THE TIME.

04-19-2006, 10:14 PM	#4
grimmy Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 45 Reputation: 31	send me a PM and I'll give you the EXACT directions. and don't worry, when you're bent over it won't matter if I'm handsome or not...

04-20-2006, 09:28 AM	#9
cumonme Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 11 Reputation: 10	4. Pretend to drink too much wine at dinner and ask your date to help you into your house/apartment I've done variations on this before. Pretend you're drunk and some guy will try something. Even good male FRIENDS of mine have tried something. Fun!

04-20-2006, 07:18 PM	#12
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	I suggest telling rape jokes as your party piece, such as: "A schoolgirl is playing in the street when a man asks her would she like to see something cool. The girl says "sure", so the man asks her to follow him. A bit later they're walking through the woods and the young girl says "mister, it's getting dark, I'm starting to get scared." The man replies, "how do you think I feel, I have to walk back by myself......"

04-20-2006, 09:26 PM	#13
prey4me Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 482 Reputation: 5552	Find out where there's gang activitiy. Check the "police blotter" in the newspaper, ask people where you can buy drugs, then walk, drive, park, or shop in that area. Maybe you can find a dry cleaner in a rough part of town. Go find some kid who's selling drugs on the street. Ask him to get into your car, then drive around and use (or maybe "spill" some heroin). Then tell him you don't have any money to pay for it. Caveat: Are you Catholic? Be sure you're in "a state of Grace."

04-20-2006, 10:48 PM	#16
swoosh Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 64 Reputation: 1687	this face on the above guy and have sweet dreams

04-21-2006, 02:36 AM	#18
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I recommend tip number six for the ladies!!! Especially Persian ladies!