i have homework! Help me! - Rape Board

cryptic · 10-12-2007, 07:47 AM

Ok, so a friend gave me "homework" today.

While he's at work, i'm supposed to read an article on how to give amazing head, and remember as much of it as possible.

He's coming over at midnight (4.5 hours from now) and i'm supposed to show him what i've learned.

But, as has always been my tendency when it comes to homework of any kind - even fun homework like this, it seems - i am stalling until the last minute and messing around on the Internet instead.

Can anyone give me a few quick study hints?

Guys, what feels good?
What do you like?

And girls...have you discovered anything especially pleasing to a man?

Please help! i have an important test coming up.

jack-the-ripa · 10-12-2007, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptic

While he's at work, i'm supposed to read an article on how to give amazing head, and remember as much of it as possible.

What does amazing head mean?

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Originally Posted by cryptic

Guys, what feels good?

Silk feels good to the touch. Also - soft tissues.

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Originally Posted by cryptic

What do you like?

I like a lot of things. Tasty food, cartoons, reading, drawing, writing, going to the movies... and many more...

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Originally Posted by cryptic

Please help!

Please give more details, so I can try to help you...

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i have an important test coming up.

Good luck!

I hope you pass with a good mark!

Akirana · 10-12-2007, 08:41 AM

i was never good at studying lol... i just read something once and absorbed like 3/4 of it:P ok ok... maybe twice

but i like it when while doing 69... if my girlfriend grabs my ass... and pulling herself up to deepthrought my cock

cryptic · 10-12-2007, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jack-the-ripa

What does amazing head mean?

lol

Really?
eep, sorry, i assumed i was using the commonly accepted colloquialism for the act...

erm...anyways...

It means pleasing a man orally.

Or at least, that's what i'm hoping to achieve.

cryptic · 10-12-2007, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Akirana

i was never good at studying lol... i just read something once and absorbed like 3/4 of it:P ok ok... maybe twice

but i like it when while doing 69... if my girlfriend grabs my ass... and pulling herself up to deepthrought my cock

Thanks for the tip!

*sighs*

ah...deep throat...that's one i really want to get the hang of.

Akirana · 10-12-2007, 08:47 AM

i got scarred by it... cause of scraping and such >.< so just remember to open wide!! lol

cryptic · 10-12-2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Akirana

i got scarred by it... cause of scraping and such >.< so just remember to open wide!! lol

Eep! Poor you!

Ok, i'll definitely remember to take advice on that...wouldn't want to hurt him.

Akirana · 10-12-2007, 08:57 AM

s'all good lol... sometimes a bit annoying tho... cause i get chapped dick... meaning that sometimes the wounds reopen... like chapped lips

but then on my dick>.< not all bad when my girlfriend is around to fuck... cause the sting from the open wounds can be hot... but when your alone it's kinda annoying!

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 10-12-2007, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptic

Ok, so a friend gave me "homework" today.

While he's at work, i'm supposed to read an article on how to give amazing head, and remember as much of it as possible.

He's coming over at midnight (4.5 hours from now) and i'm supposed to show him what i've learned.

But, as has always been my tendency when it comes to homework of any kind - even fun homework like this, it seems - i am stalling until the last minute and messing around on the Internet instead.

Can anyone give me a few quick study hints?

Guys, what feels good?
What do you like?

And girls...have you discovered anything especially pleasing to a man?

Please help! i have an important test coming up.

fucking hell cryptic - i though you were male !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome.... TOgetyourtitsoutquickbitchRB !!!!!!!!

menace · 10-12-2007, 09:46 AM

Like it's rare to find a woman that can explain how to lick properly, it's also rare to find a guy who can explain head well (unless they're gay). You, however, are in luck:

-start slow, don't swallow right away. First stick your tongue out and warm the guy up with some luscious licks
-male genitals aren't just made of one pole and a hammer on top. Pay some attention to the balls as well. Coress em (or lick them if you think you can stomach it), but don't squeeze too much!! Also, while doing the deed, a good move is to stroke the bottom of the shaft, just where it meets the ballsack.
-the most sensitive part of the dick is not the head. It's the ring where the head meets the shaft. Pay more attention to that part, but not with your teeth!!
-do some acting (or not

). If he thinks you're turned on by giving head, your guy will be much happier

Use these tips, be ready for a big cum explosion

and above all else, never, ever forget to

SWALLOW!!!

cryptic · 10-12-2007, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by menace

Like it's rare to find a woman that can explain how to lick properly, it's also rare to find a guy who can explain head well (unless they're gay). You, however, are in luck:

-start slow, don't swallow right away. First stick your tongue out and warm the guy up with some luscious licks
-male genitals aren't just made of one pole and a hammer on top. Pay some attention to the balls as well. Coress em (or lick them if you think you can stomach it), but don't squeeze too much!! Also, while doing the deed, a good move is to stroke the bottom of the shaft, just where it meets the ballsack.
-the most sensitive part of the dick is not the head. It's the ring where the head meets the shaft. Pay more attention to that part, but not with your teeth!!
-do some acting (or not

). If he thinks you're turned on by giving head, your guy will be much happier

Use these tips, be ready for a big cum explosion

and above all else, never, ever forget to

SWALLOW!!!

Wow, thanks for your help, Menace!

i was starting to get worried, too....he's gonna be here in a couple of hours, and i still didn't feel that i'd learned enough, but there's a couple of interesting lil bits of information in what you wrote.

Oh, and...

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-do some acting (or not

). If he thinks you're turned on by giving head, your guy will be much happier

No acting required.
Whatsoever.

Oh, and Maddogg... *laughs*
Thanks for the welcome.

Yeah, i'm female.
Bah...this is what i get for choosing a gender-neutral username.

menace · 10-12-2007, 10:09 AM

Oh, I nearly forgot the most important thing! People are different and like different things. So if he says he wants/doesn't want some of the stuff I told to do/not do, be sure to do as he says!

Diva · 10-12-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by jack-the-ripa

...all his post here...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

you must be a real *beep* for asking some things like this!
how *beep* are you?
say me please you make this posting up! one man can't be so *beep*!

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Originally Posted by cryptic

While he's at work, i'm supposed to read an article on how to give amazing head, and remember as much of it as possible.

i don't know when you can get help from a article...
i think you must start and go with this and you know if you make it good or not!

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Originally Posted by cryptic

And girls...have you discovered anything especially pleasing to a man?

you must use your hands also!
do every thing together! men have balls, a mushroom, roots, do them together and he likes it very much!
bah! can't explain this very good like on here!

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Originally Posted by menace

SWALLOW!!!

yes!
spitters are quitters!

jack-the-ripa · 10-12-2007, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Diva

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Originally Posted by jack-the-ripa

...all his post here...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

you must be a real *beep* for asking some things like this!
how *beep* are you?
say me please you make this posting up! one man can't be so *beep*!

What are you talking about?

Diva · 10-12-2007, 05:36 PM

not allowed to use bad words here...

Akirana · 10-12-2007, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptic

Bah...this is what i get for choosing a gender-neutral username.

lol... like my name is so gender defining

vivienne thought i was a girl at first >.> lol

10-12-2007, 09:13 PM

i've gotten fanastic response by using my tongue a LOT. stop moving your head up and down (hands too), and hold his member still while you wrap your tongue around it, flicking and massaging the tip and sides with it.*but don't do this TOO much...haha.*

while you're sucking fast, move your hands up and down his cock slowly. sucking slow? vice versa!

go as deep as you can

and swallow!!! swallow!!! hehe

and, best tip out there: no teeth!

10-12-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by menace

Pay some attention to the balls as well. Coress em (or lick them if you think you can stomach it), but don't squeeze too much!!

gah...nasty.....licking the balls is so disgusting!!!LMAO. i got so many pubes in my mouth from that.

Akirana · 10-12-2007, 09:23 PM

lol... then your not doing it right virgin

my girlfriend does it too when i tell her...
and she never complaines about pubes in her mouth nor do i see her removing them from her mouth

10-12-2007, 09:49 PM

well what can i say! it was my 1st-and only time so far-doing it!

10-12-2007, 07:47 AM	#1
cryptic Trapped by the darkness Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 339 Reputation: 3938	i have homework! Help me! Ok, so a friend gave me "homework" today. While he's at work, i'm supposed to read an article on how to give amazing head, and remember as much of it as possible. He's coming over at midnight (4.5 hours from now) and i'm supposed to show him what i've learned. But, as has always been my tendency when it comes to homework of any kind - even fun homework like this, it seems - i am stalling until the last minute and messing around on the Internet instead. Can anyone give me a few quick study hints? Guys, what feels good? What do you like? And girls...have you discovered anything especially pleasing to a man? Please help! i have an important test coming up. __________________ "I don't know what you've done to me But I know this much is true I want to do bad things with you..." - True Blood themesong "So hungry For the one understanding Looking for a token Of blood or tenderness..." - Suzanne Vega Anal rapists are fucking assholes.

10-12-2007, 08:41 AM	#3
Akirana GrandMaster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 501 Reputation: 3876	i was never good at studying lol... i just read something once and absorbed like 3/4 of it:P ok ok... maybe twice but i like it when while doing 69... if my girlfriend grabs my ass... and pulling herself up to deepthrought my cock __________________ As the Sands of Time keep flowing, I find solace in the fact, that life is not eternal Also, seeing a girls ass gape after being fucked, best sight in the world!

10-12-2007, 08:47 AM	#6
Akirana GrandMaster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 501 Reputation: 3876	i got scarred by it... cause of scraping and such >.< so just remember to open wide!! lol __________________ As the Sands of Time keep flowing, I find solace in the fact, that life is not eternal Also, seeing a girls ass gape after being fucked, best sight in the world!

10-12-2007, 08:57 AM	#8
Akirana GrandMaster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 501 Reputation: 3876	s'all good lol... sometimes a bit annoying tho... cause i get chapped dick... meaning that sometimes the wounds reopen... like chapped lips but then on my dick>.< not all bad when my girlfriend is around to fuck... cause the sting from the open wounds can be hot... but when your alone it's kinda annoying! __________________ As the Sands of Time keep flowing, I find solace in the fact, that life is not eternal Also, seeing a girls ass gape after being fucked, best sight in the world! Last edited by Akirana; 10-12-2007 at 09:01 AM.

10-12-2007, 09:46 AM	#10
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Like it's rare to find a woman that can explain how to lick properly, it's also rare to find a guy who can explain head well (unless they're gay). You, however, are in luck: -start slow, don't swallow right away. First stick your tongue out and warm the guy up with some luscious licks -male genitals aren't just made of one pole and a hammer on top. Pay some attention to the balls as well. Coress em (or lick them if you think you can stomach it), but don't squeeze too much!! Also, while doing the deed, a good move is to stroke the bottom of the shaft, just where it meets the ballsack. -the most sensitive part of the dick is not the head. It's the ring where the head meets the shaft. Pay more attention to that part, but not with your teeth!! -do some acting (or not ). If he thinks you're turned on by giving head, your guy will be much happier Use these tips, be ready for a big cum explosion and above all else, never, ever forget to SWALLOW!!! __________________ Try and stop me

10-12-2007, 10:09 AM	#12
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	Oh, I nearly forgot the most important thing! People are different and like different things. So if he says he wants/doesn't want some of the stuff I told to do/not do, be sure to do as he says! __________________ Try and stop me

10-12-2007, 05:36 PM	#15
Diva Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: germany Posts: 58 Reputation: 508	not allowed to use bad words here... __________________ oh come on - the female body is a work of art! the male body is utilitarian - it's like a jeep!

10-12-2007, 09:13 PM	#17
virginfantasy Guest Posts: n/a	i've gotten fanastic response by using my tongue a LOT. stop moving your head up and down (hands too), and hold his member still while you wrap your tongue around it, flicking and massaging the tip and sides with it.but don't do this TOO much...haha. while you're sucking fast, move your hands up and down his cock slowly. sucking slow? vice versa! go as deep as you can and swallow!!! swallow!!! hehe and, best tip out there: no teeth!

10-12-2007, 09:23 PM	#19
Akirana GrandMaster Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 501 Reputation: 3876	lol... then your not doing it right virgin my girlfriend does it too when i tell her... and she never complaines about pubes in her mouth nor do i see her removing them from her mouth __________________ As the Sands of Time keep flowing, I find solace in the fact, that life is not eternal Also, seeing a girls ass gape after being fucked, best sight in the world!

10-12-2007, 09:49 PM	#20
virginfantasy Guest Posts: n/a	well what can i say! it was my 1st-and only time so far-doing it!