The rapist therapy machine - Rape Board

shysnale · 06-11-2006, 01:46 PM

Hey folks,

The French company TSD (Therapy Sexual Devices) just came up in the papers with a new treatment for those having quite a lot of thought about -HUM- let's say taking advantage of those ravishing innocent babies.

If you send me a check I'll order one for you

06-11-2006, 01:50 PM

^ that really creeps me out for some reason!LOL

Throatdagger · 06-11-2006, 01:54 PM

Virgin, wait till you see where the coin return slot is!

06-11-2006, 01:58 PM

hmm do i really WANT to????:P

06-11-2006, 02:15 PM

Thats just Fu*ked up man, weird

Throatdagger · 06-11-2006, 02:21 PM

I kind of like the idea but no for the apparent reasons. First, it demonstrated the marvels of modern technology: second- it creates jobs for the economy and last women have been saying "who needs men if they have batteries"; well now who needs women as long as we have coins.

innocent · 06-11-2006, 03:21 PM

and who would you get to do the cooking cleaning washing ironing dusting hoovering and general tidying up after you mucky pups???
please by all means pick someone or something esle so we women can have a break!

menace · 06-11-2006, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by innocent

and who would you get to do the cooking cleaning washing ironing dusting hoovering and general tidying up after you mucky pups???

In robotics we trust!

innocent · 06-11-2006, 03:58 PM

as do we women when we need 'servicing'!

06-11-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by innocent

as do we women when we need 'servicing'!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

..."as Innocent slaps every man back into there corner with that remark"

Lol, sounds like you need a decent mans man, try New Zealand meat they say New Zealand produce's the "thickest tasty meat" in the world.

pravjey · 06-11-2006, 05:48 PM

That robotic sex tool seems like a nice idea in theory but I prefer my own imagination frankly. i am way to twisted.

Rheostatic · 06-12-2006, 09:40 AM

Will it accept Canadian currency?

Rheostatic · 06-12-2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by innocent

and who would you get to do the cooking cleaning washing ironing dusting hoovering and general tidying up after you mucky pups???

Happy to live in my own filthy squalor, thanks.

menace · 06-12-2006, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by innocent

as do we women when we need 'servicing'!

So all those women taking abuse and working their but off to support that hunky looking slob at home are just mazochists?

06-12-2006, 11:25 AM

true about us women "servicing" ourselves!

innocent · 06-12-2006, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by menace

So all those women taking abuse and working their but off to support that hunky looking slob at home are just mazochists?

nah just living in hope that the male in question will get around to evolving

Ilpallazzo · 06-12-2006, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rheostatic

Will it accept Canadian currency?

No one accepts Canadian currency...it's hard enough for Canadians to get use to it.

Whenever I end up getting a Canadian quarter instead of a REAL one I just end up throwing it away; don't need that rubbish weighing me down.

Rheostatic · 06-13-2006, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Ilpallazzo

Whenever I end up getting a Canadian quarter instead of a REAL one I just end up throwing it away; don't need that rubbish weighing me down.

Wonder what you would do with a loonie or toonie.

menace · 06-13-2006, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by innocent

nah just living in hope that the male in question will get around to evolving

He already evolved into someone who doesn't need to work. Why go overboard?

innocent · 06-13-2006, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by menace

He already evolved into someone who doesn't need to work. Why go overboard?

lol! always good for a laff eh menace?!?!

06-11-2006, 01:46 PM	#1
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	The rapist therapy machine Hey folks, The French company TSD (Therapy Sexual Devices) just came up in the papers with a new treatment for those having quite a lot of thought about -HUM- let's say taking advantage of those ravishing innocent babies. If you send me a check I'll order one for you

06-12-2006, 09:40 AM	#12
Rheostatic Rape Board Chancellor Join Date: May 2006 Location: Southern Ontario, Canada Posts: 409 Reputation: 768	Will it accept Canadian currency? __________________ In Somnium, Veritas

06-11-2006, 01:50 PM	#2
virginfantasy Guest Posts: n/a	^ that really creeps me out for some reason!LOL

06-11-2006, 01:54 PM	#3
Throatdagger Certified Boob Inspector Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Mid Atlantic Posts: 2,069 Reputation: 9789	Virgin, wait till you see where the coin return slot is!

06-11-2006, 01:58 PM	#4
virginfantasy Guest Posts: n/a	hmm do i really WANT to????:P

06-11-2006, 02:15 PM	#5
clan_hunter Guest Posts: n/a	Thats just Fu*ked up man, weird

06-11-2006, 02:21 PM	#6
Throatdagger Certified Boob Inspector Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Mid Atlantic Posts: 2,069 Reputation: 9789	I kind of like the idea but no for the apparent reasons. First, it demonstrated the marvels of modern technology: second- it creates jobs for the economy and last women have been saying "who needs men if they have batteries"; well now who needs women as long as we have coins.

06-11-2006, 03:21 PM	#7
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	and who would you get to do the cooking cleaning washing ironing dusting hoovering and general tidying up after you mucky pups??? please by all means pick someone or something esle so we women can have a break!

06-11-2006, 03:58 PM	#9
innocent Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: uk Posts: 2,110 Reputation: 9976	as do we women when we need 'servicing'!

06-11-2006, 05:48 PM	#11
pravjey Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 150 Reputation: 65	That robotic sex tool seems like a nice idea in theory but I prefer my own imagination frankly. i am way to twisted.

06-12-2006, 11:25 AM	#15
virginfantasy Guest Posts: n/a	true about us women "servicing" ourselves!