be honest - Page 3 - Rape Board

persiangurl · 06-29-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATBOY

not sure if getting a real life rape roleplay on here are very strong for most of us. I guess you can keep the lie going with anything up to msn messenger roleplay.

what i'm trying to say is that i really want a real life roleplay with a girl from here SOON!!!

ur in london eh?

so its 9 pm, u still have plenty of time to take a shower...get urself decent... and get out of ur 'flat'

maybe you can visit a 'pub'

anything is better than hoping to meet a girl from the internet

you'll have much better luck meeting a local girl

menace · 06-29-2007, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by persiangurl

ur in london eh?

so its 9 pm, u still have plenty of time to take a shower...get urself decent... and get out of ur 'flat'

maybe you can visit a 'pub'

anything is better than hoping to meet a girl from the internet

you'll have much better luck meeting a local girl

True, but how do you meet a local girl thats into rape?

GOATBOY · 06-29-2007, 04:41 PM

well it happened once menace, that was a good night.

maybe i would go out persian girl. but i have no money, not much chance of getting lucky round here without money or a very low standard.

persiangurl · 06-29-2007, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by menace

True, but how do you meet a local girl thats into rape?

honestly? i can tell u the type

they wont be the loud girls at the center of the bar

they wont be the girls trying to get attention by rubbing against each other

they wont be the girls to make an effort to meet anyone

it'll usually be the quiet, maybe even a lil shy at first, kind of girl

be sweet, compliment her (but be honest, not pushy or cheezy), buy her a drink

she probably doesnt drink often so she'll start to get more talkative then

dont talk about sexual things at first.... ask her how her day was, ask her about herself .... then let her get interested in you (if you havent talked much about urself, this will naturally occur)

now, at this point, she will usually talk herself into something sex-related

if not, u can ask something like 'im suprised ur here alone... (yada yada)' and gently guide her to it

hope that helps

sindyloo · 06-29-2007, 11:43 PM

Hmm??? How nice...a "How to Guide" to find PG in a crowded loud Pub!

persiangurl · 06-29-2007, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sindyloo

Hmm??? How nice...a "How to Guide" to find PG in a crowded loud Pub!

lol, thats def. not me

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 06-30-2007, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Nightwish

lol do you think that if you post be honest people are going to listen?

anyhoe I totally agree with devilsown, I dont think lying about your sex is hot...except maybe if you are a tranny.

b.t.w. I'm totally woman

wow really - i got a question for ya !! lol

PearlGirl · 06-30-2007, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GOATBOY

how many of you here a lying about your gender? my pessimistic guess tells me, that on forums and chats like this, at least half of the women are men. i would be amazed if one of you men turns out to be a woman.

or lying about your age? race? or anything.

I'm a female. I'll lie about many things - but not about that..........

gal4 · 06-30-2007, 01:38 AM

hi there, my name is Herb.

persiangurl · 06-30-2007, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by gal4

hi there, my name is Herb.

ego · 06-30-2007, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by gal4

hi there, my name is Herb.

Everyday?

menace · 06-30-2007, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by gal4

hi there, my name is Herb.

Herb... that's a female name right?

menace · 06-30-2007, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by persiangurl

lol, thats def. not me

So you are not into rape?

persiangurl · 06-30-2007, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by menace

So you are not into rape?

yeah, u got me...

all these years on the boards, its actually cuz ive been thinking this was a RAP board the whole time

jay Z will be so dissappointed , i sent all my luv letters to the wrong place

damn

menace · 06-30-2007, 11:29 AM

That certainly clears... wow, hang on... luv letters to Jay-Z??

ROTFL

sillyjunior2000 · 06-30-2007, 01:31 PM

If pg isnt like that, then I wud be interested in rubbing bodies with her first on the dance floor.

Jezebel · 07-01-2007, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sternenlied

Well, I honestly don't see the appeal of pretending to be someone else.
I can see the fun in playing out fantasies but do guys actually fantasise that much about being a woman?

So why even ask people to be honest about themselves if you believe they're lying anyway?

I'm a girl. I'm not here to find a boyfriend. If you don't believe that I'm a girl then why should I care? If people are pretending to be someone else, then... whatever, it's not like it's really going to effect me in the long run. I personaly don't beleive that there are many people on RB that are not who they say they are. If there are, then they're not going to be comming here saying "oh yeah, I'm actually some strange fat small dicked 45 year old living in my mother's basement! Surprise!"

weirdo · 07-01-2007, 03:16 PM

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officegirl · 07-01-2007, 06:50 PM

I'M FEMALE AND PROUD OF IT. i JUST LIKE THE KINKIER SIDES OF THE INTERNET

Khaibit · 07-01-2007, 08:53 PM

well since you asked us to be honest

We of planet G'zarl!mlch! are well acquainted with the reticence of your Earth females regarding the Internet and their UNIVERSAL indifference to fetishes and sexual unresponsiveness in general. Happily, every G'zarl!mlch!ian is a hermaphrodite and what would be termed by your pathetic Earth psychology a nymphomaniac. I myself am happily married to a collective of no less than forty-three Lilches and as such have no use for your primitive "on-line hookups" however I can, with a modicum of mental effort from my tremendous alien brain, sympathize with the plight of the human male in obtaining a mate with the specified unusual qualities.

I find your Earthling message board fascinating and if you continue to amuse me I might consider petitioning the Galactic Council of Quirl to refrain from enslaving our token specimen requirement and annihilating the rest of your insignificant planet with our potent alien laser beams.

p.s. this post is 100 percent true so you had better all be very nice to me.

06-29-2007, 04:41 PM	#43
GOATBOY Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: london uk Posts: 627 Reputation: 4793	well it happened once menace, that was a good night. maybe i would go out persian girl. but i have no money, not much chance of getting lucky round here without money or a very low standard. __________________ HAPPINESS IS A DRY PUSSY

06-29-2007, 11:43 PM	#45
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	Hmm??? How nice...a "How to Guide" to find PG in a crowded loud Pub! __________________ Tommy Loy, the cabin boy, The dirty little nipper, He filled his ass With broken glass And cirumcized the skipper!

06-30-2007, 11:29 AM	#55
menace Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Who knows? Posts: 2,436 Reputation: 26964	That certainly clears... wow, hang on... luv letters to Jay-Z?? ROTFL __________________ Try and stop me

06-30-2007, 01:31 PM	#56
sillyjunior2000 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 238 Reputation: 174	If pg isnt like that, then I wud be interested in rubbing bodies with her first on the dance floor. __________________ how do you do? - we usually remove our clothes and do.

07-01-2007, 03:16 PM	#58
weirdo Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 68 Reputation: 62	-- Last edited by weirdo; 08-05-2007 at 08:08 AM.

06-30-2007, 01:38 AM	#49
gal4 UnWanted Trick Baby Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 834 Reputation: 584	hi there, my name is Herb.

07-01-2007, 06:50 PM	#59
officegirl Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10 Reputation: 10	I'M FEMALE AND PROUD OF IT. i JUST LIKE THE KINKIER SIDES OF THE INTERNET

07-01-2007, 08:53 PM	#60
Khaibit Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 85 Reputation: 72	well since you asked us to be honest We of planet G'zarl!mlch! are well acquainted with the reticence of your Earth females regarding the Internet and their UNIVERSAL indifference to fetishes and sexual unresponsiveness in general. Happily, every G'zarl!mlch!ian is a hermaphrodite and what would be termed by your pathetic Earth psychology a nymphomaniac. I myself am happily married to a collective of no less than forty-three Lilches and as such have no use for your primitive "on-line hookups" however I can, with a modicum of mental effort from my tremendous alien brain, sympathize with the plight of the human male in obtaining a mate with the specified unusual qualities. I find your Earthling message board fascinating and if you continue to amuse me I might consider petitioning the Galactic Council of Quirl to refrain from enslaving our token specimen requirement and annihilating the rest of your insignificant planet with our potent alien laser beams. p.s. this post is 100 percent true so you had better all be very nice to me. __________________ Lead astray the gazes, the razors on your seducing skin In the meadow of sinful thoughts, every flower is a perfect one