I've got a hangover. - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 10-18-2008, 09:07 AM

The room keeps spinning, I'm coughing and retching like a whore getting skullfucked, and it feels like Sleazy, Lumpy, Crappy and all their dwarf mates are mining with dynamite in my head.

Men: If you want the opportunity to tell me what a sick bastard I am without me ripping off your head and shitting down your neck, here's your chance!

Girls: Dont come pestering me for a raping today, even if I could get it up all I could probably manage is to pin you down and puke on you!

Do your worst you fuckers!!!!

sindyloo · 10-18-2008, 12:36 PM

FUCKING lightweight?? Challenge to a shot contest winner gets the other after they pass out okays?

Oh and here ya go a sure hangover cure??? Stay fucking drunk....works for me!

FuckingRotter · 10-18-2008, 01:15 PM

Ok sindyloo, be prepared for a very sore arse when you regain consciousness....

shysnale · 10-18-2008, 03:29 PM

I haven't drink a single beer for more than
A month, and I'm very proud of that

shysnale · 10-18-2008, 03:30 PM

I still have to get rid of the meds though.

Rogue · 10-19-2008, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

I've got a hangover

Haven't we all.

batffink · 10-19-2008, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sindyloo

FUCKING lightweight?? Challenge to a shot contest winner gets the other after they pass out okays?

Oh and here ya go a sure hangover cure??? Stay fucking drunk....works for me!

Hey Sindyloo, you already gave that bottle to me! What's the game ? Just because I haven't opened it yet doesn't mean I wasn't going to drink it. Women - you can't fuckin' trust them.

FuckingRotter · 10-20-2008, 12:16 AM

Hey batfink. I think she's hoping that if we empty the bottle then we'll do something nasty to her with it....

batffink · 10-20-2008, 03:16 AM

I think you may be right. The thought of it is bringing me out in a cold sweat. Oh boy, I'll have to go and have two cold showers.

FuckingRotter · 10-20-2008, 05:19 PM

Thinking about it, there's two bottles, where you going to stick yours?!

Cheers!

batffink · 10-20-2008, 06:16 PM

I'll use one as an intercontinental heat seeking guided missile and the other I'll stick under my kilt for emergencies.

FuckingRotter · 10-21-2008, 12:32 AM

So now the girls know what Sweaty Socks REALLY keep under their kilts!

batffink · 10-21-2008, 06:48 AM

I wonder why Sindyloo hasn't shown up yet ? Maybe we've frightened her off and she doesn't want to play 'Hide the haggis' after all. She already knows what we Jocks wear under our kilts - and it's not jocks.

sindyloo · 10-21-2008, 11:22 AM

huh? Haggis? thought it was more like....Blood sausage or Spotted Dick?

Hmm love looking under the Kilts....but hey?? Must be pretty cold out now?

How to warm the poor wee one up?

FuckingRotter · 10-21-2008, 12:31 PM

I think sindyloo is trying to talk her way into trouble, best give her a drink to loosen her tongue a bit....

sindyloo · 10-23-2008, 11:27 AM

well now rotter it does work better whens its loose and sloppy!

10-23-2008, 01:26 PM

Sindy loo, you remember the best thing to drink in the woods right? It ain't scotch.

IRISH_GRE2.jpg

SecretObsession · 10-23-2008, 04:37 PM

Whiskey??? Day'um just a few shots 4 me, I'm a lightweight

batffink · 10-24-2008, 06:40 AM

Hey FR, have you STILL got that fuckin' hangover ? The thought of Sindyloo's tongue is driving me insane. I'll have to get my kilt drycleaned!

FuckingRotter · 10-24-2008, 08:21 AM

Bottle of bourbon for me please, always comes in odd shaped bottles which should make an interesting time for sindyloo when it's empty!

Batfink: I'll be working on my next hangover in a couple of hours....

10-18-2008, 09:07 AM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I've got a hangover. The room keeps spinning, I'm coughing and retching like a whore getting skullfucked, and it feels like Sleazy, Lumpy, Crappy and all their dwarf mates are mining with dynamite in my head. Men: If you want the opportunity to tell me what a sick bastard I am without me ripping off your head and shitting down your neck, here's your chance! Girls: Dont come pestering me for a raping today, even if I could get it up all I could probably manage is to pin you down and puke on you! Do your worst you fuckers!!!!

10-18-2008, 12:36 PM	#2
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	FUCKING lightweight?? Challenge to a shot contest winner gets the other after they pass out okays? Oh and here ya go a sure hangover cure??? Stay fucking drunk....works for me! Last edited by sindyloo; 11-04-2009 at 04:17 PM.

10-20-2008, 03:16 AM	#9
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I think you may be right. The thought of it is bringing me out in a cold sweat. Oh boy, I'll have to go and have two cold showers. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-20-2008, 06:16 PM	#11
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I'll use one as an intercontinental heat seeking guided missile and the other I'll stick under my kilt for emergencies. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-21-2008, 06:48 AM	#13
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	I wonder why Sindyloo hasn't shown up yet ? Maybe we've frightened her off and she doesn't want to play 'Hide the haggis' after all. She already knows what we Jocks wear under our kilts - and it's not jocks. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-18-2008, 01:15 PM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ok sindyloo, be prepared for a very sore arse when you regain consciousness....

10-18-2008, 03:29 PM	#4
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	I haven't drink a single beer for more than A month, and I'm very proud of that

10-18-2008, 03:30 PM	#5
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	I still have to get rid of the meds though.

10-20-2008, 12:16 AM	#8
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Hey batfink. I think she's hoping that if we empty the bottle then we'll do something nasty to her with it....

10-20-2008, 05:19 PM	#10
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Thinking about it, there's two bottles, where you going to stick yours?! Cheers!

10-21-2008, 12:32 AM	#12
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	So now the girls know what Sweaty Socks REALLY keep under their kilts!

10-21-2008, 11:22 AM	#14
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	huh? Haggis? thought it was more like....Blood sausage or Spotted Dick? Hmm love looking under the Kilts....but hey?? Must be pretty cold out now? How to warm the poor wee one up?

10-21-2008, 12:31 PM	#15
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I think sindyloo is trying to talk her way into trouble, best give her a drink to loosen her tongue a bit....

10-23-2008, 11:27 AM	#16
sindyloo Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,178 Reputation: 34844	well now rotter it does work better whens its loose and sloppy!

10-23-2008, 01:26 PM	#17
drmephisto Guest Posts: n/a	Sindy loo, you remember the best thing to drink in the woods right? It ain't scotch. IRISH_GRE2.jpg

10-23-2008, 04:37 PM	#18
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	Whiskey??? Day'um just a few shots 4 me, I'm a lightweight

10-24-2008, 06:40 AM	#19
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Hey FR, have you STILL got that fuckin' hangover ? The thought of Sindyloo's tongue is driving me insane. I'll have to get my kilt drycleaned! __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-24-2008, 08:21 AM	#20
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Bottle of bourbon for me please, always comes in odd shaped bottles which should make an interesting time for sindyloo when it's empty! Batfink: I'll be working on my next hangover in a couple of hours....