The Sky Gods... - Rape Board

somedude · 05-12-2008, 03:16 PM

Well according to ChiTownHoney the sky gods or the invisible forces of the universe must be smacking us around for being overpopulated again...

Earth earthquake in China!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080512/...ina_earthquake

A cyclone in Myanmar (think Burma was a better name)!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080512/..._ot/us_myanmar

A storm in the Mid Atlantic states!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080512/...ather_delaware

Tornadoes in the Great Plains and South!

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Weather/st...4835385&page=1

We must be seriously overpopulated...stop fucking and having children! Stop now or more storms and quakes and the invisible beings know what will strike us down for our overpopulating...

Sanitarium · 05-12-2008, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

We must be seriously overpopulated...stop fucking and having children! Stop now or more storms and quakes and the invisible beings know what will strike us down for our overpopulating...

So ... rapists do not forget your condoms when you go to "work"!

ChiTownHoney · 05-12-2008, 05:18 PM

Damn straight, God is pissed off. Not because of overpopulation, but because the human race has turned into a cesspool of sin. Maybe if there were less abominations in the world, none of that stuff would happen. I suggest people stop messing with things that they shouldnt and start living simple lives.

somedude · 05-12-2008, 05:41 PM

I hope you do realise I was mocking you...

And I also hope you realise that reasonable people stopped believing that natural disasters were punishment from god in the 1700s...

ChiTownHoney · 05-12-2008, 05:53 PM

So the only REASONABLE people are the athiests? Thats why God is pissed. I hope He bitch slaps you.

somedude · 05-12-2008, 06:14 PM

I'm not an atheist...I just believe in science and reason. Do I believe in god...well no! Do I deny the existence of the divine...as I always say science can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the divine.
And I've lived through fires, floods, earthquakes, storms, blizzards, car wrecks and a shit ton of other crap...so if as you think god is trying to smite me he's not doing a very good job

JohnnyReb · 05-12-2008, 06:53 PM

I can understand, or at least accept, that some people believe there's an invisible man in the sky looking over them. But I really can't believe that there are still people in the world who honestly believe that God controls the weather.

somedude · 05-13-2008, 02:05 AM

There's a name for people who believe god controls the weather...idiots!

touriquet2001 · 05-13-2008, 02:42 AM

from .... The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 05-13-2008, 03:56 AM

ok so 3 guys went on holiday to the alps and all of them shared the same hotel room to save money. This also then meant they had to share the same bed.

The next morning, as they woke up - the guy on the left said "wow! i know this sounds crazy but i dreamt i was having a wank last night" . The guy on the right looked at him in amazement and said "holy god in heaven , i dreamt the same thing !! that i was having a furious wank".

Then the guy who slept in the middle woke up, yawns and says " i had this most amazing dream last night, i dreamt i was skiing all over the alps"

I dont know what this has to do with god lol but its a damn funny joke lol !!

somedude · 05-13-2008, 04:36 AM

LOL! Good one!

tom8517 · 05-13-2008, 12:48 PM

And the Lord God brought forth beer, and saw that it was good, and he gaveth beer to the man, and said "drink of this beer, and then chaseth the woman around the garden"

ego · 05-13-2008, 01:14 PM

Letter to god:

"Dear god, could i skip the beer part?"

somedude · 05-13-2008, 01:48 PM

So you want to go straight to the chasing women part ego?

ego · 05-13-2008, 01:51 PM

No, i just dont drink beer!

SecretObsession · 05-13-2008, 06:10 PM

IMO it does make it difficult to have faith when science conflicts so much with religion and that believers have to keep rethinking and adapting their beliefs. But at the same time, when you start to think about "the universe" and that it is literally infinite, and that the majority of it is empty, and that we are on this little tiny blue speck, and yet somehow we have the ability to even contemplate our existence inside the vastness of eternity... you've got to at least question the possibility of God

ChiTownHoney · 05-14-2008, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

There's a name for people who believe god controls the weather...idiots!

and you are going to be the bitch to ANOTHER powerful force..KARMA. So I hope you think of me when a tree falls on your house, because I will be praying hard so that God bitch slaps each and every judgemental person especially people who call other people idiots because of their beliefs..

somedude · 05-14-2008, 02:14 AM

You know if you believe in karma then wishing ill upon others means ill things will happen to you...

Honestly do you even know a thing about any of these philosophies you toss around...

dashrendar44 · 05-14-2008, 04:21 AM

LOL...chi, what denomination of christian are you? because depending on your answer i can prove god doesnt exist :P plus, you believe in god AND karma? you cant have both hun, its one or the other, and god doesnt make karma either so dont try to pull that one...personally i dont believe in either but i do believe in equivalent exchange, which differs from karma in that with karma, if i close the elevator on someone, ill get in a car crash with a person ive never met, and itll happen about 5 years after the fact, while with EE if i close the elevator on someone, the person will punch me in the face later in the day...much more logical

ego · 05-14-2008, 06:30 AM

Its a thing i always was curious with people who believe in God. Do you really consider yourself important enough for a hyper-being like Him to potter away his time with your puny existence?
People, He came, said what you have to do and left. What you thought, He's gonna beg you?
The thought that God is punishing someone is egotistic and arrogant. You're not worthy enough to make Him deal personally with you!
Nature has some "rules". Tends to do things to the lower energy cost way. A thunder will always choose the shortest way, a tree, a rock, will fall to achive a lower dynamic energy status. Regardless where the evil people stand, causality will work the same.
And that, makes Chi's suggestion "I suggest people stop messing with things that they shouldnt and start living simple lives." a very interesting one. Nature gives us the example.
Anyway, i hope you understand that God making a thunder hit you and not the place it should hit anyway, is against the regulations He prescribed.

05-12-2008, 03:16 PM	#1
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	The Sky Gods... Well according to ChiTownHoney the sky gods or the invisible forces of the universe must be smacking us around for being overpopulated again... Earth earthquake in China! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080512/...ina_earthquake A cyclone in Myanmar (think Burma was a better name)! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080512/..._ot/us_myanmar A storm in the Mid Atlantic states! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080512/...ather_delaware Tornadoes in the Great Plains and South! http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Weather/st...4835385&page=1 We must be seriously overpopulated...stop fucking and having children! Stop now or more storms and quakes and the invisible beings know what will strike us down for our overpopulating... __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-12-2008, 05:41 PM	#4
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I hope you do realise I was mocking you... And I also hope you realise that reasonable people stopped believing that natural disasters were punishment from god in the 1700s... __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-12-2008, 06:14 PM	#6
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	I'm not an atheist...I just believe in science and reason. Do I believe in god...well no! Do I deny the existence of the divine...as I always say science can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the divine. And I've lived through fires, floods, earthquakes, storms, blizzards, car wrecks and a shit ton of other crap...so if as you think god is trying to smite me he's not doing a very good job __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-13-2008, 02:05 AM	#8
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	There's a name for people who believe god controls the weather...idiots! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-13-2008, 03:56 AM	#10
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	ok so 3 guys went on holiday to the alps and all of them shared the same hotel room to save money. This also then meant they had to share the same bed. The next morning, as they woke up - the guy on the left said "wow! i know this sounds crazy but i dreamt i was having a wank last night" . The guy on the right looked at him in amazement and said "holy god in heaven , i dreamt the same thing !! that i was having a furious wank". Then the guy who slept in the middle woke up, yawns and says " i had this most amazing dream last night, i dreamt i was skiing all over the alps" I dont know what this has to do with god lol but its a damn funny joke lol !! __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

05-12-2008, 05:18 PM	#3
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	Damn straight, God is pissed off. Not because of overpopulation, but because the human race has turned into a cesspool of sin. Maybe if there were less abominations in the world, none of that stuff would happen. I suggest people stop messing with things that they shouldnt and start living simple lives.

05-12-2008, 05:53 PM	#5
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	So the only REASONABLE people are the athiests? Thats why God is pissed. I hope He bitch slaps you.

05-12-2008, 06:53 PM	#7
JohnnyReb Banned Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 238 Reputation: 298	I can understand, or at least accept, that some people believe there's an invisible man in the sky looking over them. But I really can't believe that there are still people in the world who honestly believe that God controls the weather.

05-13-2008, 02:42 AM	#9
touriquet2001 please delete Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,805 Reputation: 35886	from .... The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

05-13-2008, 04:36 AM	#11
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	LOL! Good one! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-13-2008, 12:48 PM	#12
tom8517 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,065 Reputation: 14858	And the Lord God brought forth beer, and saw that it was good, and he gaveth beer to the man, and said "drink of this beer, and then chaseth the woman around the garden"

05-13-2008, 01:14 PM	#13
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Letter to god: "Dear god, could i skip the beer part?" __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

05-13-2008, 01:48 PM	#14
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	So you want to go straight to the chasing women part ego? __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-13-2008, 01:51 PM	#15
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	No, i just dont drink beer! __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

05-13-2008, 06:10 PM	#16
SecretObsession Passion's Playtoy Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,591 Reputation: 11692	IMO it does make it difficult to have faith when science conflicts so much with religion and that believers have to keep rethinking and adapting their beliefs. But at the same time, when you start to think about "the universe" and that it is literally infinite, and that the majority of it is empty, and that we are on this little tiny blue speck, and yet somehow we have the ability to even contemplate our existence inside the vastness of eternity... you've got to at least question the possibility of God

05-14-2008, 02:14 AM	#18
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	You know if you believe in karma then wishing ill upon others means ill things will happen to you... Honestly do you even know a thing about any of these philosophies you toss around... __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

05-14-2008, 04:21 AM	#19
dashrendar44 Kamina Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Deep In The African Jungles Of China Posts: 2,733 Reputation: 12819	LOL...chi, what denomination of christian are you? because depending on your answer i can prove god doesnt exist :P plus, you believe in god AND karma? you cant have both hun, its one or the other, and god doesnt make karma either so dont try to pull that one...personally i dont believe in either but i do believe in equivalent exchange, which differs from karma in that with karma, if i close the elevator on someone, ill get in a car crash with a person ive never met, and itll happen about 5 years after the fact, while with EE if i close the elevator on someone, the person will punch me in the face later in the day...much more logical __________________ "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!" ~ Kamina, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann "I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14, and I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains." ~ Rob Gordon, High Fidelity "All men are potential rapists. ALL MEN. Even the pope!" ~ Shirley Valentine "When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing." ~ John Rambo, Rambo IV "I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway." ~ Syd Barrett, Rolling Stone, December 1971

05-14-2008, 06:30 AM	#20
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Its a thing i always was curious with people who believe in God. Do you really consider yourself important enough for a hyper-being like Him to potter away his time with your puny existence? People, He came, said what you have to do and left. What you thought, He's gonna beg you? The thought that God is punishing someone is egotistic and arrogant. You're not worthy enough to make Him deal personally with you! Nature has some "rules". Tends to do things to the lower energy cost way. A thunder will always choose the shortest way, a tree, a rock, will fall to achive a lower dynamic energy status. Regardless where the evil people stand, causality will work the same. And that, makes Chi's suggestion "I suggest people stop messing with things that they shouldnt and start living simple lives." a very interesting one. Nature gives us the example. Anyway, i hope you understand that God making a thunder hit you and not the place it should hit anyway, is against the regulations He prescribed. __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!