Hellminthic Clinic - Now open - Page 2 - Rape Board

hellminth · 05-23-2009, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by AWDracer

When I came in here, I was under the impression, based on the thread title and author name, that this clinic was "pertaining to worms".

I don't have any physical things to ask to diagnose but psychological. Looks like Stern is the only one who could help but I have a very bad tendency to shop around for advice and never follow it.

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear what Stern has to say about some of the psych issues raised here. I have an interest in the area, but have very basic psych training, as I am a doctor in Emergency and Critical Care. I would love to learn more!

A couple of people have pmed me asking why i am doing this (and don't strain myself etc.) but my motivation here is quite simple - online anonymity allows us to persue our darker desires without shame or fear, and the same can apply when it comes to health related issues. When I last offered medical advice on a forum (a large MMORPG guild), I managed to help an alcoholic mother, a 30 year old dying of cancer, and a 19 yo with cervical cancer that ended up sleeping with her oncologist! (oh i know you want details ... later!)

I am aware the nature of this site, and sexually oriented questions are bound to predominate, which means there might be people here much more qualified than me to answer them.

So, to all who has the ability or intention to heal - join the thread!

Conrad · 05-23-2009, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AWDRacer

When I came in here, I was under the impression, based on the thread title and author name, that this clinic was "pertaining to worms".

I don't have any physical things to ask to diagnose but psychological. Looks like Stern is the only one who could help but I have a very bad tendency to shop around for advice and never follow it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hellminth

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to hear what Stern has to say about some of the psych issues raised here. I have an interest in the area, but have very basic psych training, as I am a doctor in Emergency and Critical Care. I would love to learn more!

A couple of people have pmed me asking why i am doing this (and don't strain myself etc.) but my motivation here is quite simple - online anonymity allows us to persue our darker desires without shame or fear, and the same can apply when it comes to health related issues. When I last offered medical advice on a forum (a large MMORPG guild), I managed to help an alcoholic mother, a 30 year old dying of cancer, and a 19 yo with cervical cancer that ended up sleeping with her oncologist! (oh i know you want details ... later!)

I am aware the nature of this site, and sexually oriented questions are bound to predominate, which means there might be people here much more qualified than me to answer them.

So, to all who has the ability or intention to heal - join the thread!

But if someone had worms though could you help them? I'm just asking... for a friend.

hellminth · 05-23-2009, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Phantom

Are there any sexy nurses in this clinic?

WANTED - SEXY NURSE - ability to handle hard patients, give mouth-to-mouth and perform oral care essential. experienced in holding or tieing patients down while I perform procedures advantageous. other talents please disclose. Apply within.

WANTED - HOT RECEPTIONIST - must be able to take dictation and analyze patient details. must be able to work late nights and help the doctor. clinic privileges as incentives. Apply within.

hmmm ... maybe i should move this to a role-play forum ... i've never done that!

hellminth · 05-23-2009, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conrad

But if someone had worms though could you help them? I'm just asking... for a friend.

ya sure - symptoms? itchy bum? pooing lava? anaemic? noticing a compulsion to hit the dance floor and gyrate your torso? Sounds like you got worms!

last i checked, the treatment of choice is still castration - once i get a nurse, we'll get started

hellminth · 05-23-2009, 11:59 PM

who wants to help me with the job interviews?

eh ... and who wants to be interviewed? ....

FuckingRotter · 05-24-2009, 01:45 AM

I'll interview the receptionist applicants. Not keen on nurses - it's all that hand washing I think, all seems a bit OCD! (Plus it leaves them with rough hands.)

*grabs cane and goes to sit in the doctors office to wait for applicants*

sweetandsugary · 05-24-2009, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by hellminth

Let's just say she recommended a lot of doggy.

now THERE'S a doctor I can get behind! LOL Ya get it? Get behind...and you said.. Doggy..ya get?.... AHHH..nevermind.

---goes back to her little corner---

hellminth · 05-24-2009, 03:35 PM

oooo, a girl behind me ... hang on ... you are a girl right??!!!

just wear protective gear

sweetandsugary · 05-24-2009, 07:17 PM

*raises hand* Can I apply for a position? Preferably one that allows me to have a whip and white-out. Ya know.. for accidents.

Bella-In-Progress · 05-24-2009, 07:20 PM

So apparently I'm the receptionist? What's my job description hellminth? ^-^

hellminth · 05-24-2009, 10:04 PM

oh i was gonna write something funny ... but just read phantom's news, so I am just gonna say "all staff to Trauma 1". believe it or not, trauma is actually my bread and butter, and of course, the drama that is trauma.

thanks sugar and bella for your enthusiasm - please stay posted! will conduct interviews ... as for job description ... eh ... ummm ... get back to you

Flesh4Fantasy · 05-24-2009, 10:10 PM

Don't forget to offer them free exams, Doc Hellminth.

And remember, a good boss around this place must keep a firm hand in all matters...

HRH1948 · 05-25-2009, 12:04 AM

Okay Ace,

What are your feelings about reincarnation and dÃƒÂ©jÃƒÂ* vue? Respond in an adequate manner, and I will continue with some serious questions.

Respectfully and with guarded anticipation,

HRH

hellminth · 05-25-2009, 12:14 AM

hi Ace,

i assume this question is for me.

feelings about reincarnation? don't have a strong opinion on it as it's more a spiritual belief than a medical fact. It's quite an Eastern belief, and there seems to be only case reports of people remembering their "previous lives" in hypnosis etc., so it's certainly not a widely accepted concept. hope this isn't related to phantom's news btw ...

as for deja vue, apparently that's due to neurotranmitters in the brain misfiring and connecting with the memory centre, or of course, previous life?!!

Once again, I am not a psychiatrist or dream interpreter - I work in Emergency and Critical care, so it's not my area of expertise. This is one I say "referral to wikipedia".

hope you found this "adequate".

FuckingRotter · 05-25-2009, 12:18 AM

Television channel Dave +1 recently changed its name to Dave Ja Vu....

pervipete · 05-25-2009, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HRH1948

Okay Ace,

What are your feelings about reincarnation and dÃƒÂ©jÃƒÂ* vue? Respond in an adequate manner, and I will continue with some serious questions.

Respectfully and with guarded anticipation,

HRH

Did you know that some modern thinking has it that this is mentioned in the bible, in the gospels.

It's thought this due to the contridiction of 'sins of the father being visited upon the child' (I'm not sure if that is exact, but it's near). New studies now have it that this is taken to literaly, and that the child in question is actually your soul, spirit in another existance, kind of like karma.

hellminth · 05-25-2009, 02:17 PM

ya pete, i've also heard some theories of transplacental transmission of memory / emotions etc., which some say can even be tranmitted to eggs/sperm ... really too weird for me! then again, not too late to start the pep talk on the little swimmers !

HRH and other senior (as in aged) members of the board - please feel free to ask me your health / pills / operations related questions, here or pm, i am probably better at those than the theories on if i was a catepillar 32 years ago.

hellminth · 05-26-2009, 02:17 AM

Clinic closed due to recent code grey

will not reopen

sorry for any inconvinience

theDarkOne · 05-26-2009, 02:30 AM

Just want to say you called someone else a coward for running away and now you are?

If you want to go thats your choice.

Or you could stay and try to make it a better place.

It's up to you.

I hope you reopen.

Flesh4Fantasy · 05-26-2009, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by theDarkOne

...you could stay and try to make it a better place.

It's up to you.

I hope you reopen.

Ditto, I need my meds or I start seeing all these caterpillars who want to tell me about their past lives...

05-23-2009, 11:59 PM	#25
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	who wants to help me with the job interviews? eh ... and who wants to be interviewed? .... __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

05-24-2009, 01:45 AM	#26
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I'll interview the receptionist applicants. Not keen on nurses - it's all that hand washing I think, all seems a bit OCD! (Plus it leaves them with rough hands.) grabs cane and goes to sit in the doctors office to wait for applicants __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-24-2009, 03:35 PM	#28
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	oooo, a girl behind me ... hang on ... you are a girl right??!!! just wear protective gear __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

05-24-2009, 07:17 PM	#29
sweetandsugary Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: half-naked in the middle of nowhere Posts: 35 Reputation: 1365	raises hand Can I apply for a position? Preferably one that allows me to have a whip and white-out. Ya know.. for accidents. __________________ "Between two evils, always pick the one you haven't tried."

05-24-2009, 07:20 PM	#30
Bella-In-Progress Privileged Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern California Posts: 278 Reputation: 16631	So apparently I'm the receptionist? What's my job description hellminth? ^-^ __________________ We are Fighting Dreamers, aiming high, not caring about appearances, because we believe

05-24-2009, 10:04 PM	#31
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	oh i was gonna write something funny ... but just read phantom's news, so I am just gonna say "all staff to Trauma 1". believe it or not, trauma is actually my bread and butter, and of course, the drama that is trauma. thanks sugar and bella for your enthusiasm - please stay posted! will conduct interviews ... as for job description ... eh ... ummm ... get back to you __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

05-24-2009, 10:10 PM	#32
Flesh4Fantasy Banned Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Wandering the Formless Void Posts: 1,779 Reputation: 76205	Don't forget to offer them free exams, Doc Hellminth. And remember, a good boss around this place must keep a firm hand in all matters...

05-25-2009, 12:04 AM	#33
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	Really? Okay Ace, What are your feelings about reincarnation and dÃƒÂ©jÃƒÂ* vue? Respond in an adequate manner, and I will continue with some serious questions. Respectfully and with guarded anticipation, HRH

05-25-2009, 12:14 AM	#34
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	hi Ace, i assume this question is for me. feelings about reincarnation? don't have a strong opinion on it as it's more a spiritual belief than a medical fact. It's quite an Eastern belief, and there seems to be only case reports of people remembering their "previous lives" in hypnosis etc., so it's certainly not a widely accepted concept. hope this isn't related to phantom's news btw ... as for deja vue, apparently that's due to neurotranmitters in the brain misfiring and connecting with the memory centre, or of course, previous life?!! Once again, I am not a psychiatrist or dream interpreter - I work in Emergency and Critical care, so it's not my area of expertise. This is one I say "referral to wikipedia". hope you found this "adequate". __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

05-25-2009, 12:18 AM	#35
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Television channel Dave +1 recently changed its name to Dave Ja Vu.... __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

05-25-2009, 02:17 PM	#37
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	ya pete, i've also heard some theories of transplacental transmission of memory / emotions etc., which some say can even be tranmitted to eggs/sperm ... really too weird for me! then again, not too late to start the pep talk on the little swimmers ! HRH and other senior (as in aged) members of the board - please feel free to ask me your health / pills / operations related questions, here or pm, i am probably better at those than the theories on if i was a catepillar 32 years ago. __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

05-26-2009, 02:17 AM	#38
hellminth Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 214 Reputation: 19313	Clinic closed due to recent code grey will not reopen sorry for any inconvinience __________________ Open up and say AHHH!

05-26-2009, 02:30 AM	#39
theDarkOne Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Never gonna give you up,Never gonna let you down,Never gonna run around and desert you. Posts: 1,693 Reputation: 57368	Just want to say you called someone else a coward for running away and now you are? If you want to go thats your choice. Or you could stay and try to make it a better place. It's up to you. I hope you reopen.