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11-15-2007, 12:51 PM | #1 |
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insults
Borrowed from another site:
These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language was boiled down to four-letter words! The exchange between Churchill and Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea," and he said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."" Gladstone, a member of Parliament, to Benjamin Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, sir," said Disraeli... "On whether I embrace your policies or your mistress". "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill "He is a modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas "He can compress most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend....if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill "Cannot possibly attend first night but I will be able to attend the second night...... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson " He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure" - Jack E.Leonard "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts...for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx |
11-18-2007, 01:27 AM | #2 | |
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Good ones Jas!
Let us not forget the Fonz either! He really knew how to insult! Your mamma is so low, she plays handball against the curb! Don't think that is funny? Then up your nose with a rubber hose! I really like this one: Quote:
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Half the harm that is done in this world Is due to people who want to feel important They don't mean to do h arm But the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it Because they are absorbed in the endless struggle To think well of themselves. T. S. Eliot |
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11-18-2007, 02:00 PM | #3 |
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For you kiddies that slid past your high school English classes:
http://rapidshare.com/files/70622863...lf_Defense.pdf (laughing) I typed in MASTURBATION FOR DUMMIES at Amazon and got this: Making Marriage Work for Dummies
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