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nondescript29 · 12-27-2010, 06:06 PM

... is it an abbreviation or a contraction?

nondescript29 · 12-29-2010, 06:38 PM

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopus

buh-dum-tsh

TheOneSolo · 01-01-2011, 12:45 AM

Nice threads.

nondescript29 · 01-01-2011, 10:49 PM

"LISTEN!... Do you smell something?"

TheOneSolo · 01-01-2011, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mat2001uk

The worlds most trustworthy barkeep!

If you were the barkeep you would drink them out of business.

RayPistonprowl · 01-19-2011, 07:51 PM

See my avatar. Come on, have you ever seen such a happy rapist??

LeParas · 04-29-2011, 09:30 PM

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightening.

One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane
and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If
I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up
in the rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt..
Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped....

Then, he spoke...'Iron this will you -- and then get me a beer.

BTN · 05-03-2011, 04:52 AM

Hes come to save the day....

obamadude.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVFdAJRVm94

Enjoy

Wiz · 12-14-2011, 10:30 PM

OK fellow RB Game Room junkies, I think it's time that this thread got resurrected. There's so much fucking bad news in the world right now, I for one need reason to smile and/or laugh at something. Anyone else?

Damn! Those look like lysyn's ... errr ... I mean they look the way that she has described them because I have never seen lysyn's twat and shitter. Really I haven't. I'm not kidding here, I really haven't.

Lil-Mac · 12-14-2011, 10:39 PM

But you'd like to wouldnt you... Oh yeah!!

Wiz · 12-14-2011, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil-Mac

But you'd like to wouldnt you... Oh yeah!!

You have a real flair for posing rhetorical questions, Lil-Mac

lysyn · 12-15-2011, 07:28 PM

Close. My ass is bigger.

Wiz · 12-16-2011, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lysyn

Close. My ass is bigger.

OK, whatever you say ...

... fat ass

No man in his right mind would possibly disagree with the following:

Wiz · 12-16-2011, 01:46 AM

You've gotta wonder - what exactly was the point of taking this picture?

lysyn · 12-16-2011, 03:52 AM

I would be offended but I actualy like my ass.

Lil-Mac · 12-16-2011, 05:06 AM

I am sure it's an ass for the ages... specificly my age!!

Wiz · 12-16-2011, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lysyn

I would be offended but I actualy like my ass.

Well, I'm sure that I would like it too

analeyes · 12-16-2011, 08:40 AM

you don't have to ass me Lysyn

Wiz · 12-19-2011, 10:25 PM

A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed.
The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife.
A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!”
------------------------------------------------------------
Got this text from my brother recently.
It read, “Can I stay at your house for a while?
The ol' lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock.
It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!”
------------------------------------------------------------
Was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!”
Thinking back, I really should have ran – but you don’t get offers like that every day.
------------------------------------------------------------
Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the fuck out of this idiot at a party. In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.
------------------------------------------------------------
The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?” Apparently, “ Only to stop myself from coming too quickly, ” wasn’t the right answer.

Wiz · 12-26-2011, 10:48 AM

01-01-2011, 12:45 AM	#63
TheOneSolo Privileged Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Where ever I go there I am Posts: 781 Reputation: 14780	Nice threads. __________________ The clandestine fantasies of the profound transcendent recondite person that I am, I will elucidate to my fellow pervs in a portentous Tao while we cogitate the quintessential elements of rape in a hedonistic world

12-14-2011, 10:30 PM	#69
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	OK fellow RB Game Room junkies, I think it's time that this thread got resurrected. There's so much fucking bad news in the world right now, I for one need reason to smile and/or laugh at something. Anyone else? Damn! Those look like lysyn's ... errr ... I mean they look the way that she has described them because I have never seen lysyn's twat and shitter. Really I haven't. I'm not kidding here, I really haven't. __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

12-14-2011, 10:39 PM	#70
Lil-Mac The Resthome Rapist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Eastern USA Posts: 1,739 Reputation: 79308	But you'd like to wouldnt you... Oh yeah!! __________________ --------------------------------------------------- *Love is raping the same girl twice.*

12-16-2011, 01:46 AM	#74
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	You've gotta wonder - what exactly was the point of taking this picture? __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

12-16-2011, 05:06 AM	#76
Lil-Mac The Resthome Rapist Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Eastern USA Posts: 1,739 Reputation: 79308	I am sure it's an ass for the ages... specificly my age!! __________________ --------------------------------------------------- *Love is raping the same girl twice.*

12-27-2010, 06:06 PM	#61
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	... is it an abbreviation or a contraction?

12-29-2010, 06:38 PM	#62
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopus buh-dum-tsh

01-01-2011, 10:49 PM	#64
nondescript29 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Under a rock, MI Posts: 974 Reputation: 17698	"LISTEN!... Do you smell something?"

01-19-2011, 07:51 PM	#66
RayPistonprowl Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Right behind you. Posts: 241 Reputation: 1711	See my avatar. Come on, have you ever seen such a happy rapist??

04-29-2011, 09:30 PM	#67
LeParas Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 269 Reputation: 9076	A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightening. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt.. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped.... Then, he spoke...'Iron this will you -- and then get me a beer.

12-15-2011, 07:28 PM	#72
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	Close. My ass is bigger.

12-16-2011, 03:52 AM	#75
lysyn 'bout bloody time. Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Not sure but its really dark in here. Posts: 1,844 Reputation: 22902	I would be offended but I actualy like my ass.

12-16-2011, 08:40 AM	#78
analeyes abandoned Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 834 Reputation: 21292	you don't have to ass me Lysyn

12-19-2011, 10:25 PM	#79
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!” ------------------------------------------------------------ Got this text from my brother recently. It read, “Can I stay at your house for a while? The ol' lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock. It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!” ------------------------------------------------------------ Was banging this nice lady on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!” Thinking back, I really should have ran – but you don’t get offers like that every day. ------------------------------------------------------------ Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the fuck out of this idiot at a party. In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in. ------------------------------------------------------------ The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?” Apparently, “ Only to stop myself from coming too quickly, ” wasn’t the right answer. __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

12-26-2011, 10:48 AM	#80
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	__________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.