Whatever happened to MOG? - Rape Board

Grm · 11-28-2006, 02:43 PM

Whatever happed to MOG?

We ask ourselves, whatever happened to MOG?
Maybe he just got eaten by a hungry dog,
became lost and fell down a cliff in the fog.
Had the misfortune to walk under a falling log?

We may never know what happened to MOG.
he may have found posting on Rape Board a slog,
or gave up waiting for someone to give him a snog.
Now its his birthday, but he ain't here, hes gone, our MOG.

Nelly ruminating in her bog.

Rogue · 11-28-2006, 03:36 PM

Some of us have drains to unclog

Grm · 11-28-2006, 04:03 PM

yes,

somedude · 11-28-2006, 04:31 PM

Maybe MOG was killed by a murderous frog! Thought Kermit always looked a little shifty eyed...

BeDastardly · 11-28-2006, 04:33 PM

Many of you have wondered why a computer crashes.
It is usually very technical but maybe this will help.

Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometime Crash.
(Read this to yourself aloud - it's GREAT!)

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the
bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access
of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the
socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your
cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and
your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna
crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's
repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and
your screen is all distorted by the side effects of
gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a
souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a
bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the
disk, and the macro code instructions cause
unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory
and you'll want to RAM your ROM, then quickly turn
off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME

ego · 11-29-2006, 01:10 PM

U could become a star! Snoopy dog is not better!
Who is MOG by the way?

somedude · 11-29-2006, 01:54 PM

Maybe MOG started a blog? A blog about his favorite hog!

Son_of_Herb · 11-29-2006, 03:23 PM

A fictional item in Final Fantasy VI.

Yeah, and the MOG went in here,

Get yer fingers outta cooke jar, GRM.

Joanna · 11-30-2006, 12:19 PM

maybe mog went to LA and got lost in the smog

somedude · 11-30-2006, 01:28 PM

Maybe MOG went for a jog in the smog and was chased by a dog and fell off a log into a bog!

Rogue · 11-28-2007, 02:42 PM

Thought I'd resurrect this thread just for MOG's birthday

somedude · 11-28-2007, 02:50 PM

LOL! Good one Rogue

Happy birthday to MOG, happy birthday to MOD! You really can't help it if you look like a frog...

11-28-2006, 02:43 PM	#1
Grm Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Black Country Posts: 956 Reputation: 1332	Whatever happened to MOG? Whatever happed to MOG? We ask ourselves, whatever happened to MOG? Maybe he just got eaten by a hungry dog, became lost and fell down a cliff in the fog. Had the misfortune to walk under a falling log? We may never know what happened to MOG. he may have found posting on Rape Board a slog, or gave up waiting for someone to give him a snog. Now its his birthday, but he ain't here, hes gone, our MOG. Nelly ruminating in her bog.

11-28-2006, 04:31 PM	#4
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Maybe MOG was killed by a murderous frog! Thought Kermit always looked a little shifty eyed... __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-28-2006, 04:33 PM	#5
BeDastardly Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 101 Reputation: 75	Maybe the computer crashed..... Many of you have wondered why a computer crashes. It is usually very technical but maybe this will help. Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometime Crash. (Read this to yourself aloud - it's GREAT!) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom! WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME __________________ "Resistance is Futile."

11-29-2006, 01:54 PM	#7
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Maybe MOG started a blog? A blog about his favorite hog! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-30-2006, 01:28 PM	#10
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	Maybe MOG went for a jog in the smog and was chased by a dog and fell off a log into a bog! __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

11-28-2006, 03:36 PM	#2
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Some of us have drains to unclog

11-28-2006, 04:03 PM	#3
Grm Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Black Country Posts: 956 Reputation: 1332	yes,

11-29-2006, 01:10 PM	#6
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	U could become a star! Snoopy dog is not better! Who is MOG by the way?

11-29-2006, 03:23 PM	#8
Son_of_Herb Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 34 Reputation: 45	A fictional item in Final Fantasy VI. Yeah, and the MOG went in here, Get yer fingers outta cooke jar, GRM.

11-30-2006, 12:19 PM	#9
Joanna token average person lol Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 441 Reputation: 267	maybe mog went to LA and got lost in the smog

11-28-2007, 02:42 PM	#11
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Thought I'd resurrect this thread just for MOG's birthday __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

11-28-2007, 02:50 PM	#12
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	LOL! Good one Rogue Happy birthday to MOG, happy birthday to MOD! You really can't help it if you look like a frog... __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!