Best Lines From Porn/Erotic Fiction - Rape Board

Emily Johnson · 06-27-2006, 01:30 AM

Have any lines from Porn or Erotic fiction made you laugh?

Please let us know!

I love Harlequin Romances as they try to use "clean words" to describe sex, for instance:

He held her tight, his manhood stirring. Then he lost all control and ripped off her panties and plunged himself deep within her."

Grm · 06-27-2006, 04:19 PM

I wish I still had all my mother's bodic rippers, they led me down this tarnished path to the present company, there must have been a few gems among them.
As a writer of sorts, it gets increasingly difficult not to keep repeating yourself, because although sex is different with everyone you are privilaged to experience it, words utterly inadequate to discribe the warm, tingling rush and tranquil, surfiet moments that follow.
grateful
Grm

somedude · 06-27-2006, 05:15 PM

A lot of the attempts at dialogue make me laugh.

Here's are one from a book I just read:

"Ohh!" Lara cried softly. "Oh, Magnus!" she cried louder. "Oh! Oh!"

Another one from the same book is:

"Faerie witch! Faerie witch! How I adore you!" he howled loudly

Yet one more brilliant line:

"Faerie woman, you have unmanned me," Magnus groaned low.

gal4 · 06-27-2006, 05:39 PM

Memorable Quotes from
Echter Hausfrauenfreund, Ein (1975)

Peter Hamm as Albert Hoover: I'm sorry, I've had it. Why don't you check with Dial-A-Rape, Miss Piggy?

The Lord: I feel just as horny as a Brahms symphony!

kinki6419 · 06-27-2006, 05:59 PM

best line from The Tower 2 "I'm sorry, I've just cum in your wife's ass".

lol!!

avoeja · 06-27-2006, 06:06 PM

Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy (2001)
Ron Jeremy: Sex is simple, love is painful.

kinkyone · 06-27-2006, 06:49 PM

from a book i read a long time ago......

"Sex is dead. Money is the sex of our times"

06-27-2006, 01:30 AM	#1
Emily Johnson Opinionated Bitch Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: California Posts: 400 Reputation: 8094	Best Lines From Porn/Erotic Fiction Have any lines from Porn or Erotic fiction made you laugh? Please let us know! I love Harlequin Romances as they try to use "clean words" to describe sex, for instance: He held her tight, his manhood stirring. Then he lost all control and ripped off her panties and plunged himself deep within her." __________________ Half the harm that is done in this world Is due to people who want to feel important They don't mean to do h arm But the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it Because they are absorbed in the endless struggle To think well of themselves. T. S. Eliot

06-27-2006, 05:15 PM	#3
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	A lot of the attempts at dialogue make me laugh. Here's are one from a book I just read: "Ohh!" Lara cried softly. "Oh, Magnus!" she cried louder. "Oh! Oh!" Another one from the same book is: "Faerie witch! Faerie witch! How I adore you!" he howled loudly Yet one more brilliant line: "Faerie woman, you have unmanned me," Magnus groaned low. __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

06-27-2006, 05:59 PM	#5
kinki6419 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Posts: 66 Reputation: 391	best line from The Tower 2 "I'm sorry, I've just cum in your wife's ass". lol!! __________________ Does it make you harder the more i cry?

06-27-2006, 06:49 PM	#7
kinkyone ODD MOD ! Join Date: May 2006 Location: India Posts: 704 Reputation: 3463	from a book i read a long time ago...... "Sex is dead. Money is the sex of our times" __________________ In need of a good siggy !

06-27-2006, 04:19 PM	#2
Grm Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Black Country Posts: 956 Reputation: 1332	I wish I still had all my mother's bodic rippers, they led me down this tarnished path to the present company, there must have been a few gems among them. As a writer of sorts, it gets increasingly difficult not to keep repeating yourself, because although sex is different with everyone you are privilaged to experience it, words utterly inadequate to discribe the warm, tingling rush and tranquil, surfiet moments that follow. grateful Grm

06-27-2006, 05:39 PM	#4
gal4 UnWanted Trick Baby Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 834 Reputation: 584	Memorable Quotes from Echter Hausfrauenfreund, Ein (1975) Peter Hamm as Albert Hoover: I'm sorry, I've had it. Why don't you check with Dial-A-Rape, Miss Piggy? The Lord: I feel just as horny as a Brahms symphony!

06-27-2006, 06:06 PM	#6
avoeja Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 23 Reputation: 10	Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy (2001) Ron Jeremy: Sex is simple, love is painful.