Blowjob Etiquette

[perfectlyformed]

eeeeep!

*runs for the hills*

x

[Ntense]

LMAO Even scarier, they sell that costume! That means there's a *market* for it. And I thought I was sick and twisted.

Maybe it's just for guys that are trying to get in touch with their 'inner lesbian'...

[tnc4fun]

Well, I find that both sides are rather whiny on the subject.

In our case, I never had to ask the wife, she couldn't wait to try and she didn't have to wait or ask me to go down on her. At first she didn't swallow and I didn't think it was a big deal. Much later, both I and her favorite other guy shot down her throat. After that she preferred to swallow. Now, well as the saying goes, good girls suck, bad girls swallow and very bad girls gargle .

Why shouldn't we brag if she's that damn good ? We were playing with a couple one time and the guy claimed he never came from a bj...10 minutes later, he could no longer make that claim.

Anyway, enough time wasted on this. It's just another way to pleasure your partner and isn't that reason enough for it to be fun for all ?

tnc4fun , well i guess thank you for wasting your time on it .

[SecretObsession]

I don't know why women complain about giving blowjobs!?! It's such a turn-on when my guy is SOOO turned-on!!!!
(His moans, his facial expressions!!!Him looking admiringly into my eyes as he watches my mouth slide up and down his stiff pole. Or the way he grabs my hair as I eagerly swallow down his warm slick cum.)
Knowing how horny he is and that I have all the control is wicked SEXY!!! Besides, "Sperm does a body good." I've heard that the protien in it is great
for shiny hair and whiter teeth! :-)

[tnc4fun]

Originally Posted by touriquet2000

tnc4fun , well i guess thank you for wasting your time on it .

I was just being a might sarcastic, because people make such a big deal over it. Have fun while you can is the only answer.

Secret , so where are you at that i can come visit to try to get you to chose to have that kind of control over me ? lol damn that was nice!!!!

tnc4fun , no big deal mate . i was just trying to lighten things up !!! it's all good , like you said in both posts fun is the whole point of it .

[Ntense]

HUGE , absolutely true

I hit the 'empty trash' icon earlier, and it said

"Are you sure you want to delete these 69 items?"

and my first thought was "NO, WAIT!!!" before I remembered it was merely talking about the number of things I'd deleted already. I had to look just to make sure, though!

[jennysub]

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.

Yes a woman should always be there for a mans needs.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.

No a woman should honour and love her man.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard
practice to come on someone's face

It is amazing for the skin.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!! DO YOU
HEAR THIS LOUD AND CLEAR!!

It is so romantic to take a piece of your man into your belly.
5. My ears are NOT handles.

I am there for his needs use me how you want.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep
throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?

Yes force me if I gag slap me across my face.
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.

lol try not to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your
head - I'm bloated and I feel like sh(censored by the web master) so no, I don't
feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right
now.

Blow job anytime it is a duty.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if
you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO..

Honey what can I do to help
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've
just "wrecked it" for you.

I won't stop until you are happy.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games, smoke a cigarette, watch
tv...ect.... immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my
behavior to be repeated in the future.

Do what you have to do I will be waiting.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the
origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it.
See also rule #2 about gratitude.

I learned by using a carrort
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein
content.

Not the greatest but not horrible.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV, smoke a cigarette, drink, ect....

Enjoy your game and I will enjoy you.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often
enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.

Awwwww poor men you don't need to go through that men.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it
good morning."

Take me whenever you need me.

[SecretObsession]

Originally Posted by touriquet2000

Secret , so where are you at that i can come visit to try to get you to chose to have that kind of control over me ? lol damn that was nice!!!!

You'd have to get in line behind hubby, LMAO!!!

(lol) secret , i think that if some how you would allow it , there would be a longer line than that !!!! but i'd wait for my turn !!!!

jennysub , nice replies . been looking for some one like you my whole life !!!!!

[perfectlyformed]

Just noticed that jennysub practices on carrots? try bananas instead! Its what I was advised to do by an older and wiser girl when I was younger. If you can give a blowjob to a peeled banana for 5mins without leaving teeth marks you're good to go and graduate onto a cock

Honestly its like I haven't got teeth guys

x

[jennysub]

Thank you so much for the tip. Any other advice you have is greatly appreciated as I am not the most experience person in the world.

[jennysub]

Men if we are doing something wrong either tell us or punish us.

so are you saying you need to be punished ? if so i volunteer !!!!!!!

[jennysub]

Yes if I gag I derserve to be slapped across the face. To me gagging is like saying to your man that you don't like his penis. It is very disrespectful to do that.

smack !!!! do it right next time or else !!!!

[jennysub]

Yes sir. Sorry sir.