Sexual Slang/urban legends. - Rape Board

Sodoman · 08-18-2006, 04:42 AM

In sexual slang, a Cleveland steamer is a quasi-sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest

Dirty Sanchez is a noun phrase describing the result of one partner having a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of the other sexual partner

Donkey punch is a slang term for a sex move performed during doggy style vaginal or anal sex. The move involves the penetrating partner punching the penetrated partner in the back of the head or neck. The act is mostly encountered as a joke or urban legend as is often thought of as fictitious, but in recent years it has appeared occasionally in pornography.

Gerbilling or gerbil stuffing is the supposed sexual practice of inserting small animals, usually gerbils but also mice and hamsters, into the rectum. Despite apparently widespread public belief and persistent rumours, especially in the 1980s, no verified medical evidence of gerbilling exists; its status is that of an urban legend

Penis captivus is a possible urban legend describing an event that allegedly happens in rare instances during heterosexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina regardless of erection status. (Wow I wanna feel that)

Progesterex is a fictitious date rape drug. It is part of a hoax that began to circulate in 1999 via e-mail on the internet. No actual drug by this name or even with these properties exists, and no such incident has ever been documented or confirmed.

Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina.

The vagina dentata appears in the myths of several cultures, most notably in several North American Indian tribes. Erich Neumann relays one such myth in which Ã¢â‚¬Å“A meat-eating fish inhabits the vagina of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her vagina, and so makes her into a woman.Ã¢â‚¬Â (NO TEETH)

Ok, this is what i've found as far as sexual slang/urban legends so far. If anybody can find more stuff please post away.

Rheostatic · 08-18-2006, 08:43 AM

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The vagina dentata appears in the myths of several cultures, most notably in several North American Indian tribes. Erich Neumann relays one such myth in which Ã¢â‚¬Å“A meat-eating fish inhabits the vagina of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her vagina, and so makes her into a woman.Ã¢â‚¬Â (NO TEETH)

Anyone seen "Clerks II" yet? PILLOWPANTS!

08-18-2006, 01:28 PM

wtf? WHY would you want to feel a vagina clamp down so hard you cant withdraw?-ow!!!:P

Sodoman · 08-18-2006, 01:30 PM

First off, WTF is PILLOWPANTS? Second is clerks II as funny as he original? I hold the original as a classic and I doubt that the second is as good but it looks like it could be at least funny. Are the girls from the first movie in the sequal? You know that the actor playing Randall married the actress who played Katlyn from the first movie. I don't know if they're still together as that was 13 years ago; hell of a time in between sequals!!! That's got to be a record!

08-18-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sodoman

Ok, this is what i've found as far as sexual slang/urban legends so far. If anybody can find more stuff please post away.

Try this:

http://gyral.blackshell.com/sex.html

Sodoman · 08-18-2006, 03:18 PM

Holy shit Ace, nice find, but nasty stuff.

Took me a while to read. Thanks.

08-18-2006, 03:45 PM

the one where you paint yourselves with semen and menstrual blood made me laugh AND gag at the same time, thank you!:P

Grm · 08-18-2006, 05:18 PM

While discussing a gay acquaintance recently, my friend Mary, a nurse,
> lauded him by adding, "and he's no damn gerbil stuffer, either." When I
> protested that she should not perpetuate cruel stereotypes of our
> homosexual brethren, she informed me that she personally had witnessed a
> fellow admitted by her hospital to remove a deceased gerbil lodged in his
> rectum. That gentleman is now doomed to be tied to a colostomy bag
> through eternity. What I'd like to know is, what are the mechanics and
> philosophy of gerbil stuffing? How are the gerbils inserted and
> retrieved? Don't they bite and scratch? Why not hamsters or snakes? Is
> this a common practice? My curious friends and I await your reply with
> bated breath. -- Shannon O'Hara, W. Thomas
Let's face it, toots, an awful lot of stuff has been found where that gerbil was found. The medical journals list an astonishing array: a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless didoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9 1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3 1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72 1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bench of a sink, and so on. In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood multo rapido.

As for live or recently deceased fauna, rumors of gerbil (and mouse or hamster) stuffing have been circulating since about 1982, and I know of at least one case, in 1984, when a Denver weekly printed a confirmed report of gerbilectomy in a local emergency room. Unfortunately, such cases have been slow in making their way into the formal literature of medicine. I have checked with numerous sources, including gays, doctors, and your nurse friend, and though everybody has heard about gerbil stuffing, there is no consensus on how it is accomplished or how often it occurs. The principle is simple: a tube is inserted in the rectum, and a recently manicured gerbil is induced to run up the tube and burrow in. There's some difference of opinion about what happens next. Some say the gerbil somehow winds up in a bag or sack (perhaps a condom?); others say no sack is used - the gerbil simply squirms around, eventually dies of suffocation, and is later eliminated during defecation. The kick supposedly is the sensation of fur. I am skeptical about this, but let's face it, I am skeptical about this whole damn business. I should note that there are nerve endings only in the lower extremities of the rectum, and thus there is nothing to be gained by shoveling extended families of gerbils into your lower quadrant. A word to the wise.

Complications often occur. Often the rectum and/or anus becomes lacerated, torn, or infected. (The Manhattan publication _New York Talk_ reported about a year ago that New York doctors first caught on to stuffing when they started encountering patients with infections previously found only in rodents.) More generally, chronic insertion of objects (or fists, for that matter) can result in a flaccid anus, a major turn-off in my book. Cecil sternly advises caution. And stick to mammals your own size.

Cecil Adams

Sodoman · 08-18-2006, 07:24 PM

wow Grm, an onion, talk about some major tear gas....

Rogue · 08-18-2006, 11:42 PM

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13 years ago; hell of a time in between sequals!!! That's got to be a record!

Basic Instinct 2 had a 14 year gap, can't think of any others.

Sodoman · 08-19-2006, 01:00 AM

How true Rogue, I forgot about that one. I'm still awaiting Rheo's rheply to find out if he thinks Clerks II was funny and what the hell PILLOWPANTS is?

Rheostatic · 08-19-2006, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Sodoman

How true Rogue, I forgot about that one. I'm still awaiting Rheo's rheply to find out if he thinks Clerks II was funny and what the hell PILLOWPANTS is?

Keep 'yer pants on, some of us had to work last night. Another fun night with a 20 person street brawl, and one of our more agressive staff members almost going to jail for kneeing a guy in the head.

Yes, Clerks II is just as good! I don't speak lightly. I loved the first, and went into the second fully expecting an abomination (Clerks meets Jersey Girl). Kevin Smith even said he came up for the idea of the script when his last mortgage payment came due! Talk about sell out! That being said, it really did stand up the the first and had a high level of integrity. Although they did let that camera whore Ben Affleck do a cameo. He supposedly whined like a little girl until they relented.

Favorite line from the movie... "My grandmother's not a racist!!! (reflectively) Although she did see a broken bottle one and called it a "nigger knife"."

As for WTF is pillowpants? Well, you CAN get the answer from Wikipedia, but if you have any intention of seeing the movie, you would be far better waiting just to get the shock value. My wife normally doesn't go in for that sort of humor, and she nearly peed herself laughing after "pillowpants". I don't think it would be nearly as entertaining if you knew in advance.

Sodoman · 08-19-2006, 12:19 PM

Ok, Rheo, fair enough and thanks. Now one last question about the movie; is all of the members from the first movie in the second? It looked like most of them from the highlights but I really couldn't tell.

Fla Force Fantasy Man · 08-19-2006, 10:14 PM

I saw a news show that AIDS is really on the increase for those over 50. It seems that they do not use protection as pregnancy is not an issue. However HIV is on the spread for those over 50. Very interesting and a reminder to use protection for us all.

Rheostatic · 08-21-2006, 07:15 AM

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Ok, Rheo, fair enough and thanks. Now one last question about the movie; is all of the members from the first movie in the second? It looked like most of them from the highlights but I really couldn't tell.

Naturally Brian O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson are back, as well as Jason Mews and Kevin Smith. Mariyin Ghigliotti (Veronica) and Lisa Spoonhauer (Caitlin) are not. Scott Mosier produces, but does not appear in Clerks II. Some of the other bit actors (e.g. Walter Flanagan) make an appearance.

Sodoman · 08-21-2006, 02:29 PM

Well I'm not surprised about Caitlin since she fucked a dead guy and was severely traumatized in Clerks. Though I am surprised that Veronica doesn't appear in this movie. Did you know that Jeff Anderson and Lisa Spoonhauer got married after making Clerks? I don't know if they are still together but what a lucky guy, she's hot.

Rheostatic · 08-22-2006, 08:09 AM

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Did you know that Jeff Anderson and Lisa Spoonhauer got married after making Clerks? I don't know if they are still together but what a lucky guy, she's hot.

Divorced after 10 years

08-18-2006, 04:42 AM	#1
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	Sexual Slang/urban legends. In sexual slang, a Cleveland steamer is a quasi-sexual act in which one partner defecates on the other partner's chest Dirty Sanchez is a noun phrase describing the result of one partner having a "moustache" made primarily of fecal matter, applied by the finger or penis of the other sexual partner Donkey punch is a slang term for a sex move performed during doggy style vaginal or anal sex. The move involves the penetrating partner punching the penetrated partner in the back of the head or neck. The act is mostly encountered as a joke or urban legend as is often thought of as fictitious, but in recent years it has appeared occasionally in pornography. Gerbilling or gerbil stuffing is the supposed sexual practice of inserting small animals, usually gerbils but also mice and hamsters, into the rectum. Despite apparently widespread public belief and persistent rumours, especially in the 1980s, no verified medical evidence of gerbilling exists; its status is that of an urban legend Penis captivus is a possible urban legend describing an event that allegedly happens in rare instances during heterosexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina regardless of erection status. (Wow I wanna feel that) Progesterex is a fictitious date rape drug. It is part of a hoax that began to circulate in 1999 via e-mail on the internet. No actual drug by this name or even with these properties exists, and no such incident has ever been documented or confirmed. Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. The vagina dentata appears in the myths of several cultures, most notably in several North American Indian tribes. Erich Neumann relays one such myth in which Ã¢â‚¬Å“A meat-eating fish inhabits the vagina of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her vagina, and so makes her into a woman.Ã¢â‚¬Â (NO TEETH) Ok, this is what i've found as far as sexual slang/urban legends so far. If anybody can find more stuff please post away. __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

08-18-2006, 01:30 PM	#4
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	First off, WTF is PILLOWPANTS? Second is clerks II as funny as he original? I hold the original as a classic and I doubt that the second is as good but it looks like it could be at least funny. Are the girls from the first movie in the sequal? You know that the actor playing Randall married the actress who played Katlyn from the first movie. I don't know if they're still together as that was 13 years ago; hell of a time in between sequals!!! That's got to be a record! __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

08-18-2006, 03:18 PM	#6
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	Holy shit Ace, nice find, but nasty stuff. Took me a while to read. Thanks. __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

08-18-2006, 05:18 PM	#8
Grm Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The Black Country Posts: 956 Reputation: 1332	While discussing a gay acquaintance recently, my friend Mary, a nurse, > lauded him by adding, "and he's no damn gerbil stuffer, either." When I > protested that she should not perpetuate cruel stereotypes of our > homosexual brethren, she informed me that she personally had witnessed a > fellow admitted by her hospital to remove a deceased gerbil lodged in his > rectum. That gentleman is now doomed to be tied to a colostomy bag > through eternity. What I'd like to know is, what are the mechanics and > philosophy of gerbil stuffing? How are the gerbils inserted and > retrieved? Don't they bite and scratch? Why not hamsters or snakes? Is > this a common practice? My curious friends and I await your reply with > bated breath. -- Shannon O'Hara, W. Thomas Let's face it, toots, an awful lot of stuff has been found where that gerbil was found. The medical journals list an astonishing array: a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, countless didoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9 1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap, numerous other bottles, a 3 1/2-inch Japanese glass float ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72 1/2 jeweler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas, a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a ten-inch length of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone weighing two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby powder can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube, sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bench of a sink, and so on. In 1955 one man who was "feeling depressed" reportedly inserted a six-inch paper tube into his rectum, dropped in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. This changed his mood multo rapido. As for live or recently deceased fauna, rumors of gerbil (and mouse or hamster) stuffing have been circulating since about 1982, and I know of at least one case, in 1984, when a Denver weekly printed a confirmed report of gerbilectomy in a local emergency room. Unfortunately, such cases have been slow in making their way into the formal literature of medicine. I have checked with numerous sources, including gays, doctors, and your nurse friend, and though everybody has heard about gerbil stuffing, there is no consensus on how it is accomplished or how often it occurs. The principle is simple: a tube is inserted in the rectum, and a recently manicured gerbil is induced to run up the tube and burrow in. There's some difference of opinion about what happens next. Some say the gerbil somehow winds up in a bag or sack (perhaps a condom?); others say no sack is used - the gerbil simply squirms around, eventually dies of suffocation, and is later eliminated during defecation. The kick supposedly is the sensation of fur. I am skeptical about this, but let's face it, I am skeptical about this whole damn business. I should note that there are nerve endings only in the lower extremities of the rectum, and thus there is nothing to be gained by shoveling extended families of gerbils into your lower quadrant. A word to the wise. Complications often occur. Often the rectum and/or anus becomes lacerated, torn, or infected. (The Manhattan publication _New York Talk_ reported about a year ago that New York doctors first caught on to stuffing when they started encountering patients with infections previously found only in rodents.) More generally, chronic insertion of objects (or fists, for that matter) can result in a flaccid anus, a major turn-off in my book. Cecil sternly advises caution. And stick to mammals your own size. Cecil Adams

08-18-2006, 07:24 PM	#9
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	wow Grm, an onion, talk about some major tear gas.... __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

08-18-2006, 01:28 PM	#3
virginfantasy Guest Posts: n/a	wtf? WHY would you want to feel a vagina clamp down so hard you cant withdraw?-ow!!!:P

08-18-2006, 03:45 PM	#7
virginfantasy Guest Posts: n/a	the one where you paint yourselves with semen and menstrual blood made me laugh AND gag at the same time, thank you!:P

08-19-2006, 01:00 AM	#11
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	How true Rogue, I forgot about that one. I'm still awaiting Rheo's rheply to find out if he thinks Clerks II was funny and what the hell PILLOWPANTS is? __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

08-19-2006, 12:19 PM	#13
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	Ok, Rheo, fair enough and thanks. Now one last question about the movie; is all of the members from the first movie in the second? It looked like most of them from the highlights but I really couldn't tell. __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."

08-19-2006, 10:14 PM	#14
Fla Force Fantasy Man Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: North Florida Posts: 43 Reputation: 312	Interesting I saw a news show that AIDS is really on the increase for those over 50. It seems that they do not use protection as pregnancy is not an issue. However HIV is on the spread for those over 50. Very interesting and a reminder to use protection for us all.

08-21-2006, 02:29 PM	#16
Sodoman Backdoor Bandit Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: U.S. Posts: 2,144 Reputation: 28425	Well I'm not surprised about Caitlin since she fucked a dead guy and was severely traumatized in Clerks. Though I am surprised that Veronica doesn't appear in this movie. Did you know that Jeff Anderson and Lisa Spoonhauer got married after making Clerks? I don't know if they are still together but what a lucky guy, she's hot. __________________ "The mind is a beautiful thing to fuck."