The shit porn thread. - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 09:48 PM

Right, so. I'm looking at one of those streaming porn sites. I spot a film called "girl rides male doll" or something like that. I don't usually go in for porn with men in it, or at least not where they're taking a sexual part in it. Male doll though, that might be interesting. Yes, I've seen girl on blow up doll porn before, some good, some not so.

So I click on it. So first of all, it's not a male doll, it's female, and its got a strap-on cock. Ok so it's a lezdom doll. *shrugs* So the doll is groping the girls tits, and she's whimpering and doing all that squeaky stuff that Japanese girls do in porn. Bit boring though, so I skip a few minutes. Next thing you know, the dolls got a knife!

Skip a few more minutes, the doll has got the girl pinned to the floor with the knife at her throat and is fucking her. So not only is it not a male doll, but the girl isn't riding it either.

I didn't stick around to see if the doll slit the girls throat at the end.

So, what shit porn have you watched lately?

LIDM99810 · 04-28-2013, 09:59 PM

Wait... how can the doll move??

FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 10:02 PM

Ah. Probably should have explained that part. The girl was making the doll move.

LIDM99810 · 04-28-2013, 10:11 PM

Lol that's very weird...

FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 10:14 PM

It was definitely a bit odd.

LIDM99810 · 04-28-2013, 10:16 PM

Reminds me of those lifelike japanese dolls that shit themselves.. (seriously I witness it)

Sierra · 04-28-2013, 10:48 PM

So I was in a savage mood, wondering if I would EVER win an argument with .... never mind that part...

Anyway, sometimes I get some aggressions out by watching some good spanking porn. The preview showed bruises and blood so I figured it this would be the perfect vid for my mood.

I start watching it and nearly threw my computer out the window. Here was this sissy "husband" who decided to take his "wife" over his knee. Her ass never even blushed pink. He spent the entire time doing what looked like brushing lint off her ass while she mouthed off to him.

I wanted badly to take that mouthy bitch over my own knee and show what a REAL beating is like. The only way we were going to get the promised bruises and blood is if he fell over the cat getting her a beer.

Phooey.

Sierra · 04-28-2013, 10:51 PM

Oh, and Rotter.... you might have used a different adjective. I was about to tear a strip off you for putting scat in idle talk.

FuckingRotter · 04-28-2013, 11:45 PM

Sierra, you know full well I chose the title on purpose for that very reason!

pervipete · 04-29-2013, 12:06 PM

Too many where the woman is going 'fuck me hard' so poorly I can't work out if her acting is even more piss poor than usual or whether she is in fact taking the piss out of the male performer...

...oh yes and the Octomom porn movie, a woman who takes sloppy seconds to a whole new level...

...for those unaware of her, she is this Assyrian-American woman who a couple of years ago gave birth to only the second set of living octoplets in the US...and who already had six other kids, yep a woman who had already shot out 14 kids thought it would be a good idea to a film of her 'home alone'...cue some of the worst strip teasing and dancing I have seen...

LIDM99810 · 04-29-2013, 12:14 PM

14 kids? My god. Hope she's still tight.. (I'm such a bitch lol)

The_Scotsman · 04-29-2013, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by LIDM99810

14 kids? My god. Hope she's still tight.. (I'm such a bitch lol)

She'll be about as tight as a Wizard's sleeve.

FuckingRotter · 04-29-2013, 12:22 PM

*smirks*

pervipete · 04-29-2013, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LIDM99810

14 kids? My god. Hope she's still tight.. (I'm such a bitch lol)

I've seen smaller holes connected to the water mains, in fact if she had no 15, it'll shot out like a kid at a waterpark...

FuckingRotter · 04-29-2013, 12:24 PM

In a club one night, back in the day, this girl comes up and introduces herself. "Hello, I'm Mandy, but everyone calls me bucket cunt."

I made polite excuses and wandered off.

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Originally Posted by The_Scotsman

She'll be about as tight as a Wizard's sleeve.

LIDM99810 · 04-29-2013, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

*smirks*

I'm doing exactly that.

The_Scotsman · 04-29-2013, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

In a club one night, back in the day, this girl comes up and introduces herself. "Hello, I'm Mandy, but everyone calls me bucket cunt."

I made polite excuses and wandered off.

Are you sure it wasn't Peter Mandelson?

FuckingRotter · 04-29-2013, 12:52 PM

No, then it would have been "Hello, I'm Mandy, but Tony calls me bucket cunt".

NathanL · 04-29-2013, 01:02 PM

I was scared to open this thread.
I somehow feel like I'm a stronger person for facing my fears...or maybe just a bored one, lol.
I have nothin to contribute to this thread, sorry.

jwham · 04-29-2013, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sierra

I start watching it and nearly threw my computer out the window. Here was this sissy "husband" who decided to take his "wife" over his knee. Her ass never even blushed pink. He spent the entire time doing what looked like brushing lint off her ass while she mouthed off to him.

I wanted badly to take that mouthy bitch over my own knee and show what a REAL beating is like. The only way we were going to get the promised bruises and blood is if he fell over the cat getting her a beer.

Phooey.

My first good laugh of the day.

04-28-2013, 09:48 PM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	The shit porn thread. Right, so. I'm looking at one of those streaming porn sites. I spot a film called "girl rides male doll" or something like that. I don't usually go in for porn with men in it, or at least not where they're taking a sexual part in it. Male doll though, that might be interesting. Yes, I've seen girl on blow up doll porn before, some good, some not so. So I click on it. So first of all, it's not a male doll, it's female, and its got a strap-on cock. Ok so it's a lezdom doll. shrugs So the doll is groping the girls tits, and she's whimpering and doing all that squeaky stuff that Japanese girls do in porn. Bit boring though, so I skip a few minutes. Next thing you know, the dolls got a knife! Skip a few more minutes, the doll has got the girl pinned to the floor with the knife at her throat and is fucking her. So not only is it not a male doll, but the girl isn't riding it either. I didn't stick around to see if the doll slit the girls throat at the end. So, what shit porn have you watched lately? __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-28-2013, 10:02 PM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ah. Probably should have explained that part. The girl was making the doll move. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-28-2013, 10:14 PM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It was definitely a bit odd. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-28-2013, 10:48 PM	#7
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	So I was in a savage mood, wondering if I would EVER win an argument with .... never mind that part... Anyway, sometimes I get some aggressions out by watching some good spanking porn. The preview showed bruises and blood so I figured it this would be the perfect vid for my mood. I start watching it and nearly threw my computer out the window. Here was this sissy "husband" who decided to take his "wife" over his knee. Her ass never even blushed pink. He spent the entire time doing what looked like brushing lint off her ass while she mouthed off to him. I wanted badly to take that mouthy bitch over my own knee and show what a REAL beating is like. The only way we were going to get the promised bruises and blood is if he fell over the cat getting her a beer. Phooey. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

04-28-2013, 10:51 PM	#8
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Oh, and Rotter.... you might have used a different adjective. I was about to tear a strip off you for putting scat in idle talk. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

04-28-2013, 09:59 PM	#2
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Wait... how can the doll move??

04-28-2013, 10:11 PM	#4
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Lol that's very weird...

04-28-2013, 10:16 PM	#6
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	Reminds me of those lifelike japanese dolls that shit themselves.. (seriously I witness it)

04-28-2013, 11:45 PM	#9
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Sierra, you know full well I chose the title on purpose for that very reason! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-29-2013, 12:06 PM	#10
pervipete Watching from the shadows Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Shadowlands... Posts: 5,170 Reputation: 118528	Too many where the woman is going 'fuck me hard' so poorly I can't work out if her acting is even more piss poor than usual or whether she is in fact taking the piss out of the male performer... ...oh yes and the Octomom porn movie, a woman who takes sloppy seconds to a whole new level... ...for those unaware of her, she is this Assyrian-American woman who a couple of years ago gave birth to only the second set of living octoplets in the US...and who already had six other kids, yep a woman who had already shot out 14 kids thought it would be a good idea to a film of her 'home alone'...cue some of the worst strip teasing and dancing I have seen... __________________ Tonight love, we'll do a rape roleplay No!! That's the spirit... Spam Reporting Thread The Hazelton Chronicles Blackmailing the MILF's Chapter One The Rape Board Chronicles - LilLinzi in the Alley Consquences

04-29-2013, 12:14 PM	#11
LIDM99810 Privileged Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 512 Reputation: 7139	14 kids? My god. Hope she's still tight.. (I'm such a bitch lol)

04-29-2013, 12:22 PM	#13
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	smirks __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-29-2013, 12:52 PM	#18
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	No, then it would have been "Hello, I'm Mandy, but Tony calls me bucket cunt". __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

04-29-2013, 01:02 PM	#19
NathanL Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 13 Reputation: 1165	I was scared to open this thread. I somehow feel like I'm a stronger person for facing my fears...or maybe just a bored one, lol. I have nothin to contribute to this thread, sorry.