pissing off rapist wannabeez....

[somedude]

Originally Posted by Brek

It shouldn't require any effort, grandpa . (And old people pretend they're concerned about their age...).

You're just jealous I can buy beer without a fake ID!

[Brek]

I hate alcohol and indeed never drink the miniscule amounts I get on a regular basis as host of a number of drinking-and-smoking functions, not to mention that I can still attend college parties without looking like a prof or creepy child rapist and binge drink till my eyes pop out of their sockets. I acquire more than enough drugs that don't taste like an armpit without paying a dime. Strike three, you're... in the Internet Time Out Box? Wear a lacy little number in there too, that'll be funny.

[somedude]

Originally Posted by Brek

I hate alcohol and indeed never drink the miniscule amounts I get on a regular basis as host of a number of drinking-and-smoking functions, not to mention that I can still attend college parties without looking like a prof or creepy child rapist and binge drink till my eyes pop out of their sockets. I acquire more than enough drugs that don't taste like an armpit without paying a dime. Strike three, you're... in the Internet Time Out Box? Wear a lacy little number in there too, that'll be funny.

Was that supposed to be witty? Or am I supposed to be envious of your drugs? Woo ha, you fry your brain! That fucking explains a hell of a lot!

Originally Posted by somedude

Was that supposed to be witty? Or am I supposed to be envious of your drugs? Woo ha, you fry your brain! That fucking explains a hell of a lot!

Indeed.

[Brek]

So wait: First you brag that you can buy alcohol, then when I say I don't need or use it but do take other mind-altering substances (as cultures from the dawn of time and people who actually, y'know, matter and were intelligent like Freud and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - colossal coke addicts all - have done, and indeed with far more regularity) you say that I've fried my brain? What's the word I'm looking for, again?

Ah. Stupid. There it is.

So I suppose I'll go ahead and join the ranks of Dave Chappelle, Rush Limbaugh, Willie Nelson, Bill Clinton, Robert Downey, Jr. and Jack Kerouac and you'll join the ranks of a bunch of inbreeding Mormons and some hardcore teenage "punk" kids .

[somedude]

Originally Posted by Brek

So wait: First you brag that you can buy alcohol, then when I say I don't need or use it but do take other mind-altering substances (as cultures from the dawn of time and people who actually, y'know, matter and were intelligent like Freud and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - colossal coke addicts all - have done, and indeed with far more regularity) you say that I've fried my brain? What's the word I'm looking for, again?

Ah. Stupid. There it is.

So I suppose I'll go ahead and join the ranks of Dave Chappelle, Rush Limbaugh, Willie Nelson, Bill Clinton, Robert Downey, Jr. and Jack Kerouac and you'll join the ranks of a bunch of inbreeding Mormons and some hardcore teenage "punk" kids .

Ooooooh, name dropping! I'm so impressed! Two points Little Brekky. One, you are a punk kid. Two, Mormons don't drink alcohol dumbass!!! Jesus Christ, if you're going to try to insult me at least do some research!