who has a job that does not suit this fantasy? - Rape Board

GOATBOY · 04-28-2008, 05:27 PM

I just started working in a school today. And like starting all new job I had to check out who, amoung the staff, was hot and available. out of the lot there is ten that I would not mind raping, of course none of the students.

Then I thought how quickly I would be fired if they found out that I worked with young people and had fantasies about being a rapist.

Does anyone esle have a completely wrong job?

ControlPhreak · 04-28-2008, 05:55 PM

I work from home so the only selection I have is my cat.

Not the best job for a pervert like myself. If I was in to animals I suppose it would be ideal. Oh and it's working for religious Americans, being a pervert atheist I don't fit in so well. At least I don't have to go to the office more than 4 times a year and pretend I'm Joe Average with the chinos, golf shirt, and a belief in santa-jesus.

Ragman · 04-29-2008, 01:34 AM

mine works pretty well.. I am a network administrator... i get to hide in the computer room all day and watch over machines.. some of my closest friends are servers and routers.. So you know.. I can hide in my little room all day and have my fantasies and surf the web.. and no one can stop me.. it can get lonley and there isn't a great deal of attractive "Fantasy fodder" but its allright

Tanya · 04-29-2008, 04:54 AM

I teach 3 - 6 year olds dancing

ControlPhreak · 04-29-2008, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ragman

mine works pretty well.. I am a network administrator... i get to hide in the computer room all day and watch over machines.. some of my closest friends are servers and routers.. So you know.. I can hide in my little room all day and have my fantasies and surf the web.. and no one can stop me.. it can get lonley and there isn't a great deal of attractive "Fantasy fodder" but its allright

I used to oversee a large'ish network and it is a pretty decent lurker job in terms of not too many people bothering you. You also sometimes have to do cable runs that go under desks, there is the whole up-skirt thing there. You can also be the guy that frustrated women call when stuff doesn't work, sometimes this happens when the office is fairly deserted. Pretty good rape fantasy employment really.

Can someone +rep ragman for me please? I accidentally -rep'd him

ControlPhreak · 04-29-2008, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Tanya

I teach 3 - 6 year olds dancing

So it's perfect for your particular rape fantasizing is what you're saying?

j/k

Sternenlied · 04-29-2008, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ControlPhreak

You can also be the guy that frustrated women call when stuff doesn't work, sometimes this happens when the office is fairly deserted. Pretty good rape fantasy employment really.

Ah ... so that's YOU ...

Yes, I guess that's pretty much true ... we have a guy like that in our insitute. Comes to my office as well ...

Well, I work in behavioural science and I do psychological evaluations on serial offenders (mostly sex and murder crimes) ... I suppose some colleagues as well as subjects might find that rather ... interesting ...

ControlPhreak · 04-29-2008, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sternenlied

Ah ... so that's YOU ...

Yes, I guess that's pretty much true ... we have a guy like that in our insitute. Comes to my office as well ...

Well, I work in behavioural science and I do psychological evaluations on serial offenders (mostly sex and murder crimes) ... I suppose some colleagues as well as subjects might find that rather ... interesting ...

It was me in 1998

, by 2000 I was management. Controlling networks is OK, but controlling people had more of an appeal for some reason

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I'm jealous of your field as I find behavioral science fascinating. I don't know how much I'd like your particular job, I couldn't handle having to interact with the subjects for more than a few days. After that I'd probably start having a very bleak outlook on humanity. Kudos to you and your colleagues around the world, you do us all a favor by figuring out what makes serial sex offenders and murderers do what they do. Thanks

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GOATBOY · 04-29-2008, 04:37 PM

its now the end of my second day, and I've noticed a few of the ladies have dressed a bit sexier. one of them could not looked more like a dainty schoolteacher yesterday, but today she wore a black short dress with black tights. And it's well known that women wear black to show that they are available.

Some of them know that goatboy's arrived.

Tanya · 04-29-2008, 05:12 PM

A few months ago i had to listen to a 000/911 call where the girl had dropped the phone and there was ten minutes of the guy calling her every name he could saying he was going to kill her and she was crying and saying stuff like let me go and your hurting me and then i had to audio transcribe it

Tanya · 04-29-2008, 05:33 PM

Um GOATBOY i have never heard this so called well known fact. Lots of women wear black its a pretty common standard goes with everything color. Especially at work. Your comment is offensive and simply t not true

ChiTownHoney · 04-29-2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tanya

A few months ago i had to listen to a 000/911 call where the girl had dropped the phone and there was ten minutes of the guy calling her every name he could saying he was going to kill her and she was crying and saying stuff like let me go and your hurting me and then i had to audio transcribe it

wait...do you do this along with teaching 3-6 year olds how to dance? Kinda like the 'babysitting, doing hair and dealing drugs out of the same house' scenario of Next Friday?

Tanya · 04-30-2008, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

wait...do you do this along with teaching 3-6 year olds how to dance? Kinda like the 'babysitting, doing hair and dealing drugs out of the same house' scenario of Next Friday?

haha. not quite like that, since im not doing anything illegal. I teach kids on saturday just for a couple hours. I was working in Homicide doing transcribing for a few months but now i have another boring job

Niceideas · 04-30-2008, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTownHoney

wait...do you do this along with teaching 3-6 year olds how to dance? Kinda like the 'babysitting, doing hair and dealing drugs out of the same house' scenario of Next Friday?

Haha, i was going to ask the same question.

I love that film too, police don't know when to break the door in. Bady d haha she know all about the new snacks before they even hit the street!

Tanya, are you on the emergency phonelines? I think that would be a pretty shit job.

Oh and er i'm a student so it works well for the rape fantasies, lots of pretty young girls everywhere. Strangely enough i don't really think about it when in uni, it's more of a when i get home thing. The years almost up now though so i'll have to get a job.

Mugga123 · 04-30-2008, 07:01 AM

Not really a job, since I've only been a supermarket shelf stacker, BUT when I was in primary school I used to watch my teacher go into the storeroom, and I used to fantasize about raping her, even had it all planned out.

Tanya · 04-30-2008, 07:39 AM

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Tanya, are you on the emergency phonelines? I think that would be a pretty shit job.

No...i said i worked in the homicide department

lildefect · 04-30-2008, 07:51 AM

I think I work in an environment where it does fit in with my fantasy sorta? Where I work we sell a selection of 'adult' merchandise, I currently work f30+ hours and go to school fulltime. At my work I deal with perverts, college boys, etc and I have to park across a dark, deserted parking lot at night. I wonder what kind of job would be considered 'right' with this fantasy though, haha.

Niceideas · 04-30-2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tanya

No...i said i worked in the homicide department

my bad.

shysnale · 04-30-2008, 01:07 PM

I don't work because I am a mental sick.
The few times I worked, it was in computer companies, and I could never stay more than 3 weeks before they fired me for imcompetence. I suppose rape someone on a computer keyboard is not so wrong, as computer companies are already rapist anyway, stealing clients money by all twisted means of technical issues.

Then i finally went to work in a special place for handicaped like me, and the idea of rape never came to my mind there. One girl was good looking.....I wonder if I could use my condition in court to defend myself the day I become I real rapist. (hey just kidding people). No real rape, no real rape, and the day I become a criminal I would prefer to be a bank rober or a murderer anyway.

GOATBOY · 04-30-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tanya

Your comment is offensive and simply t not true

chill out will you

04-28-2008, 05:27 PM	#1
GOATBOY Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: london uk Posts: 627 Reputation: 4793	who has a job that does not suit this fantasy? I just started working in a school today. And like starting all new job I had to check out who, amoung the staff, was hot and available. out of the lot there is ten that I would not mind raping, of course none of the students. Then I thought how quickly I would be fired if they found out that I worked with young people and had fantasies about being a rapist. Does anyone esle have a completely wrong job? __________________ HAPPINESS IS A DRY PUSSY

04-28-2008, 05:55 PM	#2
ControlPhreak Privileged Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 361 Reputation: 499	I work from home so the only selection I have is my cat. Not the best job for a pervert like myself. If I was in to animals I suppose it would be ideal. Oh and it's working for religious Americans, being a pervert atheist I don't fit in so well. At least I don't have to go to the office more than 4 times a year and pretend I'm Joe Average with the chinos, golf shirt, and a belief in santa-jesus. __________________ _____________ _________ _____ Pleasure Junkie

04-29-2008, 01:34 AM	#3
Ragman Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: an alley near you Posts: 2,226 Reputation: 5535	mine works pretty well.. I am a network administrator... i get to hide in the computer room all day and watch over machines.. some of my closest friends are servers and routers.. So you know.. I can hide in my little room all day and have my fantasies and surf the web.. and no one can stop me.. it can get lonley and there isn't a great deal of attractive "Fantasy fodder" but its allright __________________ "Aww He's just a silly, dirty little man. What's to be afraid of ?" 2

04-29-2008, 04:54 AM	#4
Tanya Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 505 Reputation: 2134	I teach 3 - 6 year olds dancing __________________ When im good im very very good, but when im bad im better!

04-29-2008, 04:37 PM	#9
GOATBOY Privileged Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: london uk Posts: 627 Reputation: 4793	its now the end of my second day, and I've noticed a few of the ladies have dressed a bit sexier. one of them could not looked more like a dainty schoolteacher yesterday, but today she wore a black short dress with black tights. And it's well known that women wear black to show that they are available. Some of them know that goatboy's arrived. __________________ HAPPINESS IS A DRY PUSSY

04-29-2008, 05:12 PM	#10
Tanya Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 505 Reputation: 2134	A few months ago i had to listen to a 000/911 call where the girl had dropped the phone and there was ten minutes of the guy calling her every name he could saying he was going to kill her and she was crying and saying stuff like let me go and your hurting me and then i had to audio transcribe it __________________ When im good im very very good, but when im bad im better! Last edited by Tanya; 04-29-2008 at 05:24 PM.

04-29-2008, 05:33 PM	#11
Tanya Privileged Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 505 Reputation: 2134	Um GOATBOY i have never heard this so called well known fact. Lots of women wear black its a pretty common standard goes with everything color. Especially at work. Your comment is offensive and simply t not true __________________ When im good im very very good, but when im bad im better!

04-30-2008, 07:01 AM	#15
Mugga123 Privileged Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 983 Reputation: 22893	Not really a job, since I've only been a supermarket shelf stacker, BUT when I was in primary school I used to watch my teacher go into the storeroom, and I used to fantasize about raping her, even had it all planned out. __________________ It's all fun and games till someone gets raped.

04-30-2008, 07:51 AM	#17
lildefect Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 160 Reputation: 1044	I think I work in an environment where it does fit in with my fantasy sorta? Where I work we sell a selection of 'adult' merchandise, I currently work f30+ hours and go to school fulltime. At my work I deal with perverts, college boys, etc and I have to park across a dark, deserted parking lot at night. I wonder what kind of job would be considered 'right' with this fantasy though, haha. __________________ "Its no fun if you don't cry."

04-30-2008, 01:07 PM	#19
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	I don't work because I am a mental sick. The few times I worked, it was in computer companies, and I could never stay more than 3 weeks before they fired me for imcompetence. I suppose rape someone on a computer keyboard is not so wrong, as computer companies are already rapist anyway, stealing clients money by all twisted means of technical issues. Then i finally went to work in a special place for handicaped like me, and the idea of rape never came to my mind there. One girl was good looking.....I wonder if I could use my condition in court to defend myself the day I become I real rapist. (hey just kidding people). No real rape, no real rape, and the day I become a criminal I would prefer to be a bank rober or a murderer anyway.