Need Rape Themed Advertisements for Story I'm Writing - Rape Board

angkorwat · 07-16-2009, 10:06 PM

I posted this before the gods cursed our sinful ways and decreed that the board would offer refuge to us no more, that we would wander the cold wastes of the intertubes until we had atoned for, that most original of sins, taking our admins for granted.

I'm writing a story that is a parody of 30s sci-fi serials, with being entitled "Rapeman in the Dimenion P." In each episode I need some sort of rape themed advertisement to use as a break in the story. Any ideas, or, better still, fully written pieces would be appreciated.

cryptic · 07-17-2009, 12:21 AM

I'm not sure if they had it outside of Australia, but the old CC's corn chips slogan used to be "You can't say no!"

Depending on how silly you want your story to be, one of your ads could feature a very malevolent packet of corn chips.

07-16-2009, 10:06 PM	#1
angkorwat \|Ψ>AB ≠ Σij cij\|i>A⊗\|j>B Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: D.C. Posts: 266 Reputation: 10761	Need Rape Themed Advertisements for Story I'm Writing I posted this before the gods cursed our sinful ways and decreed that the board would offer refuge to us no more, that we would wander the cold wastes of the intertubes until we had atoned for, that most original of sins, taking our admins for granted. I'm writing a story that is a parody of 30s sci-fi serials, with being entitled "Rapeman in the Dimenion P." In each episode I need some sort of rape themed advertisement to use as a break in the story. Any ideas, or, better still, fully written pieces would be appreciated. __________________ E=M

07-17-2009, 12:21 AM	#2
cryptic Trapped by the darkness Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 339 Reputation: 3938	I'm not sure if they had it outside of Australia, but the old CC's corn chips slogan used to be "You can't say no!" Depending on how silly you want your story to be, one of your ads could feature a very malevolent packet of corn chips. __________________ "I don't know what you've done to me But I know this much is true I want to do bad things with you..." - True Blood themesong "So hungry For the one understanding Looking for a token Of blood or tenderness..." - Suzanne Vega Anal rapists are fucking assholes.