Birthday presents. - Rape Board

FuckingRotter · 10-15-2015, 01:47 PM

She asked what I wanted for my birthday. I told her to get me a whore to use. It was only a joke, but being a good thing, she went and arranged a whore. Obviously I couldn't stop her doing something I had told her to do.

So, I have a whore for two hours on Saturday. She gets to watch.

perfectlyformed · 10-15-2015, 02:31 PM

Erm.... grats?

x

FuckingRotter · 10-15-2015, 02:37 PM

For surviving to another birthday, or for getting a girl to buy me a whore?

You should pop along and show them both how it's really done.

batffink · 10-16-2015, 08:47 AM

Many Happy Returns my old mate. Hope you had a great day and didn't waste it by being sober and respectable.

FuckingRotter · 10-16-2015, 12:38 PM

It's tomorrow, the whore, but thanks.

perfectlyformed · 10-17-2015, 02:57 AM

Happy Birthday Uncle Rotter

X

FuckingRotter · 10-17-2015, 03:10 AM

Ah, my birthday is Monday, the whore is today. Thank you, little girl.

somedude · 10-17-2015, 12:51 PM

A girl giving you her sister as a birthday present is more impressive

HRH1948 · 10-17-2015, 09:01 PM

So much for British moral fiber. I seriously ponder why I respect your lack of the fore mentioned commodity. Happy birthday, you non fibrous Brit. Be sure to wear a wet suit and a raincoat! The snorkel gear can be very handy.

Darksyde · 10-19-2015, 08:22 PM

Happy Birthday Rotter! So how was the whore? Prurient minds want to know...

FuckingRotter · 10-20-2015, 01:59 AM

Whorish.

Crotch_Ripper · 10-20-2015, 08:58 AM

FuckingRotter · 10-20-2015, 12:57 PM

If you must insist on mis-spelling fibre, at least be consistent about it. Surely I would be non-fiberous?

As it goes, wholemeal bread features regularly in my diet, and morals are a bunch of bollocks any way, unless you decided upon them yourself.

Even spellcheck disagrees with you on this one. Still, thanks for the well wishes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by HRH1948

So much for British moral fiber. I seriously ponder why I respect your lack of the fore mentioned commodity. Happy birthday, you non fibrous Brit. Be sure to wear a wet suit and a raincoat! The snorkel gear can be very handy.

HRH1948 · 10-20-2015, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuckingRotter

If you must insist on mis-spelling fibre, at least be consistent about it. Surely I would be non-fiberous?

As it goes, wholemeal bread features regularly in my diet, and morals are a bunch of bollocks any way, unless you decided upon them yourself.

Even spellcheck disagrees with you on this one. Still, thanks for the well wishes.

Your British spell-check program must be similar to your call girl. It would seem that the old adage is indeed correct. You get what you pay for.

Get a decent English spell-check program. Besides, the way the Muslims are multiplying in England while the British nationals have reached a non recoverable birth rate, the British language will be a dead language in just a few generations.

FuckingRotter · 10-20-2015, 10:02 PM

I didn't pay for her, do keep up!

HRH1948 · 10-21-2015, 08:58 AM

Maybe you haven't gotten the bill yet, but you will.

FuckingRotter · 10-21-2015, 01:34 PM

Don't be daft.

perfectlyformed · 10-21-2015, 02:21 PM

He doesn't pay bills. I still have an outstanding invoice for 1 broken teapot

x

FuckingRotter · 10-21-2015, 02:24 PM

At the time you screamed "That teapot is irreplaceable!" so I didn't bother offering.

HRH1948 · 10-21-2015, 03:40 PM

Rotter, your freebie and the teapot had unseen price tags. The quid pro quo will invariably show its ugly head sooner or later. Women never forget a damned thing and they all understand that nothing in life is free. If you don't understand the concept, then maybe you're daft or maybe you should have that fibrous mass between your ears checked. And, today's spelling refresher course is complete.

10-15-2015, 01:47 PM	#1
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Birthday presents. She asked what I wanted for my birthday. I told her to get me a whore to use. It was only a joke, but being a good thing, she went and arranged a whore. Obviously I couldn't stop her doing something I had told her to do. So, I have a whore for two hours on Saturday. She gets to watch. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-15-2015, 02:31 PM	#2
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Erm.... grats? x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

10-15-2015, 02:37 PM	#3
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	For surviving to another birthday, or for getting a girl to buy me a whore? You should pop along and show them both how it's really done. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-16-2015, 08:47 AM	#4
batffink Privileged Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: One Foot In The Grave Posts: 1,376 Reputation: 121541	Many Happy Returns my old mate. Hope you had a great day and didn't waste it by being sober and respectable. __________________ You have the right to remain tied to the bed. Anything you may try to say will be ignored.

10-16-2015, 12:38 PM	#5
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	It's tomorrow, the whore, but thanks. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-17-2015, 02:57 AM	#6
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	Happy Birthday Uncle Rotter X __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

10-17-2015, 03:10 AM	#7
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Ah, my birthday is Monday, the whore is today. Thank you, little girl. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-17-2015, 12:51 PM	#8
somedude W.I.R. and Marshal Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Way out West!!!! Posts: 8,566 Reputation: 124981	A girl giving you her sister as a birthday present is more impressive __________________ I'm a pervert and proud of it!

10-17-2015, 09:01 PM	#9
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	So much for British moral fiber. I seriously ponder why I respect your lack of the fore mentioned commodity. Happy birthday, you non fibrous Brit. Be sure to wear a wet suit and a raincoat! The snorkel gear can be very handy. __________________ Phantom Awards: Most Promising Member of 2009 Best Movie Poster of 2010

10-19-2015, 08:22 PM	#10
Darksyde Bitch & Slut Breeder Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Central Texas Posts: 546 Reputation: 10011	Happy Birthday Rotter! So how was the whore? Prurient minds want to know... __________________ When a woman asks for it, is it not the gentlemanly thing to do to give it to her?

10-20-2015, 01:59 AM	#11
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Whorish. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-20-2015, 08:58 AM	#12
Crotch_Ripper Pantyhose Hunting Admin Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The 3rd stone Posts: 6,148 Reputation: 150582	__________________ "I love women who wear pantyhose, nothing like bringing along your own bondage material." 100% Male RAPE BOARD WINNER: Best Signature 2008 Phantom Awards 2008 '007 Award'

10-20-2015, 10:02 PM	#15
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	I didn't pay for her, do keep up! __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-21-2015, 08:58 AM	#16
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	Maybe you haven't gotten the bill yet, but you will. __________________ Phantom Awards: Most Promising Member of 2009 Best Movie Poster of 2010

10-21-2015, 01:34 PM	#17
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	Don't be daft. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-21-2015, 02:21 PM	#18
perfectlyformed Living Sextoy Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,500 Reputation: 103987	He doesn't pay bills. I still have an outstanding invoice for 1 broken teapot x __________________ -- Fear is a four letter word. So is rape, fuck, knot, anal, hump, nuts, lick, clit shag, blow, bend, hard, deep, cunt, slut, bang, tits, dick, oral, used, easy, suck, cock, arse, slap, hold, fist and gang. So all the good ones basically..... x

10-21-2015, 02:24 PM	#19
FuckingRotter The Fist of Fury. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Entering the.... Posts: 9,649 Reputation: 118903	At the time you screamed "That teapot is irreplaceable!" so I didn't bother offering. __________________ Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.

10-21-2015, 03:40 PM	#20
HRH1948 Texan by the grace of God Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 1,351 Reputation: 133346	Rotter, your freebie and the teapot had unseen price tags. The quid pro quo will invariably show its ugly head sooner or later. Women never forget a damned thing and they all understand that nothing in life is free. If you don't understand the concept, then maybe you're daft or maybe you should have that fibrous mass between your ears checked. And, today's spelling refresher course is complete. __________________ Phantom Awards: Most Promising Member of 2009 Best Movie Poster of 2010

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