Oscars 2008 Play by Play - Page 2 - Rape Board

Sierra · 02-24-2008, 11:27 PM

Harrison Ford is still hot, but low energy. Beautiful voice.

Diablo Cody got the award for best original screenplay. She seems nice, but looks like a callgirl in her leopard print dress slit all way up to THERE and tattoo.

Sierra · 02-24-2008, 11:35 PM

Helen Mirren is 100% class act. She looks stunning and seems to have a wonderfully wicked sense of humor.

Best Actor nominee to five amazingly hot men. I'd do any of them. Daniel Day Lewis won. Curious speech. There Will Be Blood has got to be the coolest name for a movie ever.

Rogue · 02-24-2008, 11:40 PM

Second Oscar for Daniel, since we've had a couple of Irish people featured so far I'll be greedy and mention that he has British-Irish citizenship.

Sierra · 02-24-2008, 11:41 PM

OMG, Rogue, are ALL you Irishmen hot??

Sierra · 02-24-2008, 11:46 PM

Speaking of hot, Denzel Washington is SMOKIN'. No Country For Old Men won. I think I need to go see it.

Sierra · 02-24-2008, 11:48 PM

Only 15 minutes over. Pretty good.

What do you think, Rogue?

Rogue · 02-24-2008, 11:57 PM

Yeah it was fairly good, I didn't get Colbert though.

I'd better hit the sack, have a good night Sierra. Wanna join me?

Sierra · 02-24-2008, 11:58 PM

LOL - and here I was ready to tell everyone I watched the Oscars with a handsome Irishman!!!

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 02-25-2008, 01:17 AM

WOW they should have got you two to host !!

MADDOGMCMANAMAN · 02-25-2008, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sierra

OMG, but how gorgeous is Penelope Cruz??? Something about that strong Spanish thing, and she actually has curves too.

actually have you seen her sister OH MY MUTHERFUKING NUTSAC GOES WILD !! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Rogue · 02-25-2008, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MADDOGMCMANAMAN

WOW they should have got you two to host !!

Maybe we can make a late bid to host the Eurovsion? Ireland is being represented by a puppet turkey this year. That'll put us on the map!

Could a mod tell me how many times I edited that original post? I bet it was a lot!

Sierra · 02-25-2008, 11:04 AM

I'm game - it would be fun!

Get your tux tailored, Rogue, and I'll get a new gown.

We might even have a little fun during the commercial breaks.

Rogue · 02-25-2008, 05:34 PM

Well we can't have it during Ireland's song, that'd be too distracting. Hearing 4 million people cringe all the way from the other side of Europe will be an experience.

Oh, and one thing I don't like about the Oscars is you never see the ladies' high heels. So make sure your dress doesn't cover them!

Sierra · 02-25-2008, 06:42 PM

Ooooo - Rogue is a shoe man? I've got some four-inchers you might like.

Wiz · 02-25-2008, 07:27 PM

Sierra, you might want to consider letting Rogue choose. When it comes to high heels, the man has impeccable taste

Rogue · 02-25-2008, 07:35 PM

You must be the last to know, I'm RB's resident shoe thief. I specifically like classic high heel pumps though.

How's your French btw? I know "deux points" at least, ironically the name of the Irish turkey's song. This is like a parody of that Father Ted episode.

ChiTownHoney · 02-25-2008, 10:28 PM

Both my choices got played: Johnny Depp and Viggo Mortenson.

Did you see that man in Eastern Promises......holy crap was he good!! He had the Russian accent DOWN.

Sierra · 02-25-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiz

Sierra, you might want to consider letting Rogue choose. When it comes to high heels, the man has impeccable taste

Excellent! I'll have to take him shopping with me.

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Originally Posted by Rogue

You must be the last to know, I'm RB's resident shoe thief. I specifically like classic high heel pumps though.

Can't go wrong there, but for classic pumps with high heels, they better be good ones or they'll cripple the woman after 15 minutes. The last pair of black patent pumps I bought cost me $400 - and that was 5 years ago.

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How's your French btw? I know "deux points" at least, ironically the name of the Irish turkey's song. This is like a parody of that Father Ted episode.

Not too bad, with some brushup. Why?

Rogue · 02-25-2008, 11:21 PM

If you take me shopping, the ones I'd be picking would only be FMP's - for that night

French, because all the Eurovision co-hosts have to speak it!

Sierra · 02-29-2008, 07:36 PM

Just found this. To me, the best part of the Oscar night was Jon Stewart's monologue. Here's a clip of it, without having to download the entire evening's presentation.

Jon Stewart Oscar Monolog

02-24-2008, 11:27 PM	#21
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Harrison Ford is still hot, but low energy. Beautiful voice. Diablo Cody got the award for best original screenplay. She seems nice, but looks like a callgirl in her leopard print dress slit all way up to THERE and tattoo. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-24-2008, 11:35 PM	#22
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Helen Mirren is 100% class act. She looks stunning and seems to have a wonderfully wicked sense of humor. Best Actor nominee to five amazingly hot men. I'd do any of them. Daniel Day Lewis won. Curious speech. There Will Be Blood has got to be the coolest name for a movie ever. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt. Last edited by Sierra; 02-24-2008 at 11:38 PM.

02-24-2008, 11:40 PM	#23
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Second Oscar for Daniel, since we've had a couple of Irish people featured so far I'll be greedy and mention that he has British-Irish citizenship. __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

02-24-2008, 11:41 PM	#24
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	OMG, Rogue, are ALL you Irishmen hot?? __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-24-2008, 11:46 PM	#25
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Speaking of hot, Denzel Washington is SMOKIN'. No Country For Old Men won. I think I need to go see it. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-24-2008, 11:48 PM	#26
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Only 15 minutes over. Pretty good. What do you think, Rogue? __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-24-2008, 11:57 PM	#27
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Yeah it was fairly good, I didn't get Colbert though. I'd better hit the sack, have a good night Sierra. Wanna join me? __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

02-24-2008, 11:58 PM	#28
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	LOL - and here I was ready to tell everyone I watched the Oscars with a handsome Irishman!!! __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-25-2008, 01:17 AM	#29
MADDOGMCMANAMAN PUSSYCRUSHER Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: YOUR MOMMAS HOUSE Posts: 2,161 Reputation: 9875	WOW they should have got you two to host !! __________________ The Original PUSSYCRUSHER !!

02-25-2008, 11:04 AM	#32
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	I'm game - it would be fun! Get your tux tailored, Rogue, and I'll get a new gown. We might even have a little fun during the commercial breaks. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-25-2008, 05:34 PM	#33
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	Well we can't have it during Ireland's song, that'd be too distracting. Hearing 4 million people cringe all the way from the other side of Europe will be an experience. Oh, and one thing I don't like about the Oscars is you never see the ladies' high heels. So make sure your dress doesn't cover them! __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

02-25-2008, 06:42 PM	#34
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Ooooo - Rogue is a shoe man? I've got some four-inchers you might like. __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.

02-25-2008, 07:27 PM	#35
Wiz if ever a Wiz there was! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Great White North eh. Posts: 1,854 Reputation: 23553	Sierra, you might want to consider letting Rogue choose. When it comes to high heels, the man has impeccable taste __________________ If you find that life is a short, meaningless journey filled with emptiness and pain, just get all the pussy you can.

02-25-2008, 07:35 PM	#36
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	You must be the last to know, I'm RB's resident shoe thief. I specifically like classic high heel pumps though. How's your French btw? I know "deux points" at least, ironically the name of the Irish turkey's song. This is like a parody of that Father Ted episode. __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

02-25-2008, 10:28 PM	#37
ChiTownHoney Pa'l Mundo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: ObamaNation Posts: 2,460 Reputation: 33436	Both my choices got played: Johnny Depp and Viggo Mortenson. Did you see that man in Eastern Promises......holy crap was he good!! He had the Russian accent DOWN.

02-25-2008, 11:21 PM	#39
Rogue Immoral Irishman Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,344 Reputation: 20982	If you take me shopping, the ones I'd be picking would only be FMP's - for that night French, because all the Eurovision co-hosts have to speak it! __________________ â€œBefore you criticize a woman, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize her, you are a mile away and you have her shoes.â€

02-29-2008, 07:36 PM	#40
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	Just found this. To me, the best part of the Oscar night was Jon Stewart's monologue. Here's a clip of it, without having to download the entire evening's presentation. Jon Stewart Oscar Monolog __________________ Although the most incisive judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchcraft, this guilt nevertheless did not exist. Thus it is with all guilt.