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05-06-2007, 08:54 AM | #1 |
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Why?
You know sometimes these vague questions hit you and you find yourself realising there may not really be an answer.
What did insects do at night before there were electric lights? Why do they put a sign on the inside of an elevator saying Maximum Load 1100 Lbs? Who calculates the weight of the riders before the doors close? What do you do when you stare ferafully at the Butt sisters, in all their glory, as they waddle their ponderance through the quickly closing doors? Why are Planes always late when you are on time? Why are they punctual when you are running late? Why is something "stuck fast" when it wont move at all? Why do all these stupid things run through My head as the coffee percolates? (in the automatic drip maker at that) What does any of this have to do with rape? |
05-06-2007, 08:57 AM | #2 |
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Why havent you offered me a cup of that coffee?
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05-06-2007, 08:59 AM | #3 |
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Why have i bothered to post on here when i can clearly add nothing to the thread... though if that coffee is still going (no sugars thanks)
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05-06-2007, 10:29 AM | #6 |
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Why do I have writers block just when I have five stories on the go...ahhhh!
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05-06-2007, 11:45 AM | #8 |
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WOW LOUISE soooooooooo shocked YOU...........cant come up with anything??
Think the freaking world is going to END?? Brutal nice thread so much can be added to it thank you! Insects at night do what we do at night......FUCK!! Language sucks........Like this......"Victim was shot to death???" Is there such a thing as shot to Life?? Good one on the Lift weight 7 oh and thanks for the Avatar!! Because of people being Law suit happy warning signs of all kinds must go on items now.........such as these........ "Warning dont use this while asleep" warning label on Hair dryer. Fave and old one for plastic bags...."May cause suffocation".....No shit!! A funny one is now on RC cars and toys......"Caution vehicle will Move when played with!"............DUHHHHhhhhhhhh?? (well that goes for me too Yummm) Oh and hows the coffee Girls??
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05-06-2007, 11:52 AM | #10 |
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Sorry dear did I do something stupid again???
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05-06-2007, 11:59 AM | #12 |
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Cool!! but so sorry something is bugging you still! Hope you can rally past it Sweety!! (we really need a Hug button here!!)
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05-06-2007, 12:02 PM | #13 |
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There you go Sindy!
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05-06-2007, 12:14 PM | #14 |
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Why we call it "atomic" bomb if it kills millions?
Why Coyote dont buys food instead of paying acme studios for all that equipment? Why people think negative (example: i wont succed) instead of positive (example: i will fail) ? Why a pig's orgasm lasts 30' while mine barelly 15secs? Why public money are spent for researches relative with a pig's orgasm? If Barbie is so popular, why i have to buy her friends?
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05-06-2007, 03:26 PM | #15 |
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why are red buttons always the most important? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT" Why did i bother posting this?
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05-06-2007, 04:57 PM | #17 |
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Why do people always call when you're eating, washing your hands or cooking?
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05-06-2007, 04:57 PM | #18 |
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Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? Why did you bother answering the last lot of questions?
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05-06-2007, 10:05 PM | #20 |
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Why did so many of my teachers misspell "cocksucker" on my report cards?
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