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01-18-2009, 05:53 PM | #661 |
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To twisted, yes vry
Paying £100million for a football (soccer) player, stupid or very stupid
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01-18-2009, 06:30 PM | #662 |
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very...nobody worth that
can you get a tan in January? |
01-18-2009, 06:32 PM | #663 |
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Probably not a good one. I'd love to tan your hide with my belt, so to speak, though...
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01-18-2009, 06:36 PM | #664 |
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TwistedMaster...after answering the stupid question, you
ask a stupid one of your own |
01-18-2009, 06:43 PM | #665 |
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Why are the only women on craigslist actually spambots.
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01-19-2009, 08:02 AM | #666 |
The Fist of Fury.
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Because they're not actually women. Duh!
Why is it if you ask a stupid question, you often get a stupid answer? And why the fuck do we bother asking them when most of us aren't stupid? |
01-19-2009, 05:14 PM | #667 |
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Why does burnt cold toast, with butter, marmite, jam and cheese not sound appealing to anyone?
ps The cheese has to be grated aswell otherwise it just doesn't taste right. Last edited by Hailo; 01-19-2009 at 05:23 PM. |
01-19-2009, 05:26 PM | #668 |
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Perhaps it's the "burnt" part, or the "butter and cheese" part?
Why oh why did I have to ruin the bridies my sister made for christmas ;-; Heated one up to eat, but had to run out the door, so I put it back in the freezer, when I heated it again it came out as a charred hunk of pastry and charcoal-like meat Have to wait til next christmas to get another now... Why me?
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01-19-2009, 05:29 PM | #669 |
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I don't have a scooby what a bridie is but if you have to wait till christmas for one, i can only sympathise and feel your pain.
RIP to your bridie. |
01-20-2009, 01:07 AM | #670 |
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It's called sods law Mr Twister, you wait all year and bugger it up at the last minute.
Why do birds sing in the trees? |
01-20-2009, 01:50 AM | #671 | |
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Quote:
Last edited by Becka; 01-20-2009 at 06:48 AM. Reason: fixed your quote love hope you don't mind |
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01-20-2009, 02:20 AM | #672 |
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01-20-2009, 03:36 AM | #673 |
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Because they are idiots.
Where does it all come from? |
01-20-2009, 03:39 AM | #674 |
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01-20-2009, 06:28 AM | #675 |
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Down the pan.
What the fuck is smegma? |
01-20-2009, 06:49 AM | #676 |
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You don't want to know...
Why am I awake so early if I have the day off?
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01-20-2009, 11:29 AM | #677 |
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You mustve wet the bed.
Whois going to clean the mess up? |
01-20-2009, 09:56 PM | #678 |
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the servants
can this question be any more stupid? |
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