*** War Of The Sexes *** - Page 4 - Rape Board

Ntense · 12-21-2007, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

If you can't beat em...join em

That's supposed to be

If you can't join 'em, beat 'em!

12-21-2007, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by somedude

If you can't beat em...join em

Pussy whipped bitch, go over there with the girls Priscilla

ego · 12-21-2007, 02:03 PM

A woman's remark on her diary about Sunday:

"The day was awfull.
I met John in the afternoon, but he was lost in his thoughts. He seemed
strange- like something else was in his mind. He was anxious and
checking his clock all the time. He didnt even noticed i had my hair done.
What i do wrong? I took 1 kilo, perhaps he thinks i am fat.....
We went to his home later, he turned on t.v. and asked for beer.
I gave him and i started rubbing my body on his, but he said he wanted watch football. Why is he such an iceberg?
I called Mary while he was watching. We didnt manage to say a lot, because football was already over and John was screaming and swearing. Before we end, she said he might have another gf. What a bitch! But.....NO! I cant believe that.
He loves me and only!
I put on my most sexy underwear and i seduced him. I did on him any hot trick i know. To let him know what he misses to have another!"

John's remark about the same day:

"Shit, we lost.
At least i had a good fuck."

ego · 12-22-2007, 07:18 AM

This is copy-pasted from Kodavictim from FS. I found it too funny to ignore it.

Fall Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, Dec 14, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Sternenlied · 12-29-2007, 11:48 AM

I think someone wants to utter another challenge ...

Well, dear?

ego · 01-01-2008, 05:30 AM

You played safe, i'm always open for challenges!

As you can see, i play for both opponents since girls are gone!

Sternenlied · 01-01-2008, 05:57 AM

I always play it safe with a bunch of savage perverts like you!

ego · 01-01-2008, 06:30 AM

Yes, thats what we want you to believe....

Sternenlied · 01-01-2008, 06:31 AM

Am I walking into a trap here?

ego · 01-01-2008, 06:53 AM

Perhaps, i havent decide yet.

You know, hunt is the game. Once the victim is hunted down and trapped, the game is over. I dont always want to "eat" the prey.
Sometimes i think it all happens for the hunting itself, not for the result, not for the prey. Some other times, i think i dont want the prey, i want to know that i can have it if and when i want it.
Tbh however, there are "preys" that are beyond all that stuff. They are the target of the game. They are the game. More than a match.

Ntense · 01-13-2008, 01:35 PM

ChiTownHoney · 01-30-2008, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ntense

HAHAHAHA!

shysnale · 01-30-2008, 10:30 PM

This whole thread is funny, congrats Ego

Sierra · 01-30-2008, 11:00 PM

I got your back, Stern, so don't worry about any trap these feeble males could set. Since they think with their balls, it would be hard for them to set a trap we couldn't get out of.

All you boys really need to know about the "war" between the sexes is this:

Men are basically stupid.
Women are intrinsically evil.

You lads are overmatched. Surrender now before you get hurt.

ego · 01-31-2008, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shysnale

This whole thread is funny, congrats Ego

Please rep rep rep rep me, please please please!!!

Sierra, truth is that if a war ever occures men are doomed.....
On the other hand, my balls are smarter than any woman's brain, i've got a plan that you cant escape. I'll make you fight each other (i know how) and forget about us.

Sierra · 01-31-2008, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ego

On the other hand, my balls are smarter than any woman's brain, i've got a plan that you cant escape.

Keep thinking that, Η αγάπη μου. The more you underestimate us, the sweeter our victory will be.

Quote:

I'll make you fight each other (i know how) and forget about us.

Won't happen. Women band together when threatened - all that catfight crap is mostly to make you poor deluded men feel better about yourself.

ego · 01-31-2008, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sierra

Keep thinking that, Η αγάπη μου. The more you underestimate us, the sweeter our victory will be.

*his brain down there demands he melts immediately on her feet

- his brain up there says its just some smooth talking to make him quit resisting*

*decides to give her an ambiguous kiss*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sierra

Won't happen. Women band together when threatened - all that catfight crap is mostly to make you poor deluded men feel better about yourself.

Threatened? I will threaten nobody! But since your parents are from Corfu you should know what will happen if i say my mother that you threaten me!

Rogue · 01-31-2008, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sierra

all that catfight crap is mostly to make you poor deluded men feel better about yourself.

And because when you do it in your underwear it's damn entertaining

Sternenlied · 01-31-2008, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ego

if i say my mother that you threaten me!

See?

Chicken!

Sierra · 01-31-2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ego

Threatened? I will threaten nobody! But since your parents are from Corfu you should know what will happen if i say my mother that you threaten me!

Sorry, my friend, but your Mama is on our team. With great regret and a tear in her eye, she'd do what any mother of a son would do. She'd take you down and then send you to your room without supper.

12-21-2007, 02:03 PM	#63
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	A woman's remark on her diary about Sunday: "The day was awfull. I met John in the afternoon, but he was lost in his thoughts. He seemed strange- like something else was in his mind. He was anxious and checking his clock all the time. He didnt even noticed i had my hair done. What i do wrong? I took 1 kilo, perhaps he thinks i am fat..... We went to his home later, he turned on t.v. and asked for beer. I gave him and i started rubbing my body on his, but he said he wanted watch football. Why is he such an iceberg? I called Mary while he was watching. We didnt manage to say a lot, because football was already over and John was screaming and swearing. Before we end, she said he might have another gf. What a bitch! But.....NO! I cant believe that. He loves me and only! I put on my most sexy underwear and i seduced him. I did on him any hot trick i know. To let him know what he misses to have another!" John's remark about the same day: "Shit, we lost. At least i had a good fuck." __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

12-29-2007, 11:48 AM	#65
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	I think someone wants to utter another challenge ... Well, dear? __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

01-01-2008, 05:30 AM	#66
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	You played safe, i'm always open for challenges! As you can see, i play for both opponents since girls are gone! __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

01-01-2008, 05:57 AM	#67
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	I always play it safe with a bunch of savage perverts like you! __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

01-01-2008, 06:30 AM	#68
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Yes, thats what we want you to believe.... __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

01-01-2008, 06:31 AM	#69
Sternenlied Unknown Entity Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Niflheim Posts: 2,427 Reputation: 77819	Am I walking into a trap here? __________________ The Life and Death of Sam Crow - How the Sons of Anarchy lost their way

01-01-2008, 06:53 AM	#70
ego the obscure Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,457 Reputation: 14892	Perhaps, i havent decide yet. You know, hunt is the game. Once the victim is hunted down and trapped, the game is over. I dont always want to "eat" the prey. Sometimes i think it all happens for the hunting itself, not for the result, not for the prey. Some other times, i think i dont want the prey, i want to know that i can have it if and when i want it. Tbh however, there are "preys" that are beyond all that stuff. They are the target of the game. They are the game. More than a match. __________________ ..lure them all into the abyss!

01-13-2008, 01:35 PM	#71
Ntense Privileged Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Texass Posts: 688 Reputation: 541	__________________ Character is what you are in the dark... John Whorfin

01-30-2008, 10:30 PM	#73
shysnale Neurotic Escargot Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Poker Table Posts: 2,754 Reputation: 13179	This whole thread is funny, congrats Ego

01-30-2008, 11:00 PM	#74
Sierra Privileged Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,625 Reputation: 129196	I got your back, Stern, so don't worry about any trap these feeble males could set. Since they think with their balls, it would be hard for them to set a trap we couldn't get out of. All you boys really need to know about the "war" between the sexes is this: Men are basically stupid. Women are intrinsically evil. You lads are overmatched. Surrender now before you get hurt.