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04-21-2013, 11:15 AM | #1 |
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Rotter v Food.
I just ate a whole roast chicken.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-21-2013, 11:22 AM | #2 |
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Bones included?
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04-21-2013, 11:34 AM | #3 |
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No, those are for the rats.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-21-2013, 11:41 AM | #4 |
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Wow. That's impressive. Although chickens are hollow in the middle.
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04-21-2013, 11:50 AM | #5 |
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That's why you can't give the bones to animals, they break up inside them.
I need tacos.
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04-21-2013, 01:32 PM | #6 |
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Is that some sort of latent lesbianism talking Non?
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04-21-2013, 02:01 PM | #7 |
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FR, if you have never tried beer butt chick, trust me you’ll love it. First fire up the grill, second, pull the gizzards out the chicken and feed that to the dog or rats. Third, open a can of beer and drink a third of it and then shove the can of beer up the chicken’s ass. Now Stand the chicken up on the beer can, using its legs to form a tripod, and close the top of the grill. In a few hours the best chicken you ever ate.
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04-21-2013, 02:16 PM | #8 | |
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04-21-2013, 02:47 PM | #9 | |
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04-21-2013, 03:12 PM | #10 | |
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Everything we eat kills us a little, why deprive yourself the joys of beer butt chicken, you don’t want to live forever do ya? Last edited by jwham; 04-21-2013 at 03:15 PM. |
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04-21-2013, 05:20 PM | #11 |
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04-21-2013, 08:03 PM | #12 | |
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Honest to God - jwham is right. I first heard about this years ago and it's so good you won't believe. Using different kinds of beer and/or putting spices in the beer only improves it. The biggest challenge is getting the beer can - full of hot liquid - out of the chicken's ass without burning yourself or tearing up the chicken. Worth it, tho. The first time I saw this on some highbrow cooking show on public television I nearly fell down laughing.
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04-21-2013, 08:09 PM | #13 |
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Sierra-you're kidding, right? I thought this was a huge joke and was picturing a live chicken. lol!
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04-21-2013, 08:38 PM | #14 |
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I am NOT kidding. Even the exhalted Food Network has a recipe, although they screw it up with "dry rub" and all that which I don't bother with. A little salt and pepper is all. I put the oil on it to crisp the skin, shove the beer can up its ass, and put it in a hot grill or oven for an hour. So good you'll slap your mama.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/t...ipe/index.html
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04-21-2013, 08:40 PM | #15 |
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Oh, and I don't recommend this for a live chicken.... bestiality not my thing and the feathers would smell.
(This time I AM kidding. Huge animal lover here.)
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04-21-2013, 08:40 PM | #16 |
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OMG! I'm going to HAVE to try this!
lol, Sierra! We named our chicken "nugget", but she has to stay live and feathered. |
04-21-2013, 11:57 PM | #17 |
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Am an old hand at grilling chicken. I use my own recipe jerk marinade, and bung a can of ginger beer on the coals. Jerk chicken is best cooked skinned and butterflied, so by the time I'm done mutilating it there is no arse left to shove anything up.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture.... THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN! Yay! It's pink! Don't think.... FEEL! We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer. I went back in time and voted for Hitler. Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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04-22-2013, 04:46 AM | #18 |
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jwham, thank you for the recipe. I hope I can still make my special stuffing and have the chook stand up (Stuffing comprises smoked meat, garlic, onion, bread crumbs, mushrooms... all cooked separately and stuffed under the skin, over the breast meat. Keeps the breast tender and juicy.)
Coincidentally, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life concerns a live chicken. It was on a pet show and they were discussing the Chinese crested chickens. The person who owned them showed how they washed the chicken to make it look all clean and special (for a show? I guess). The guy dipped the chicken in a bucket and pulled it out, I swear it looked like a wet rag. Then he placed it inside a cotton bag with two holes. One hole was for the chicken's head, the other for the hairdryer. That's right - hairdryer. When the hairdryer was turned on, the bag inflated with warm air, like a balloon. The tiny head of the chicken poking out of the bag as it got its feathers dried, had me laughing my head off. The highlight came when the bagged chicken accidentally rolled off the table, when the owner's back was turned. Of course it rolled, it's in a balloon... I was in hysterics.
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04-22-2013, 10:51 AM | #19 |
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Now I'm hungry! I want beer chicken!
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04-22-2013, 11:25 AM | #20 | |
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