I always thought Daisy Duke (played by Catherine Bach) on "Dukes Of Hazard" should have got a good gang rape by some rednecks. It sure wasn't like she didn't invite it, dressing the way she did all the time! Get thrown on the pool table at the Boar's Nest one night by a bunch of good ol' boys who have had enough of her sass-mouth as she struts around in her short shorts! Either that or have Boss Hogg force himself on her or maybe Cooter decides he has been teased one time too many. So what if he's her cousin? It's Hazard County, where everybody has an aunty-mommy and an uncle-daddy.
Or maybe Boss Hogg has Bo and Luke and Uncle Jesse in jail and he's going to frame them for some imaginary crime that'll put them away in the federal pen for a long time. Unless, of course, Daisy will be really nice to him with that purty mouth of hers! Heh heh heh!
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