I live in a country that has a recorded history going back 2000 years, a pre-history that is contemporary with the Egyptians. Our language is the most widely spoken in the world, and the sun never sets on the Commonwealth. Who cares that a bunch of badly dressed Yanky-doodle-upstarts had their revolution? You still turn to us whenever you need help! Jealous? No. How's the hangover?
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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