Todays celebrity punchbag award is awarded jointly to Charlize Theron, and Gwynneth Paltrow. Whilst Theron has been comparing press intrusion in to her life to being raped, Paltrow has described online criticism as being like real life warfare. Get a fucking grip. On their throats. Start dishing out those jabs!
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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