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Old 09-23-2012, 09:50 PM   #13
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I married one. The trick is to find the shy, sweet 16-year-old with no confidence, ask him out, make all the first moves, spend twelve years building up his self-esteem, wait until he gets the motivation to go to the gym and bulk up and then with all that testosterone running through his veins he'll finally just *take* you and not give a fuck whether you like it or not. And because you were the one who was with him all the way through this journey, he'll still be completely devoted to you outside the bedroom. It helps if you are polyamorous and allow him to have a slave on the side.

Of course, that might be just me.
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