The "I was so busy wanking" game.
Obviously, things can go wrong, or unnoticed, when you're wanking. Or they can go right, of course. So tell us what happened when you were wanking. It doesn't have to be true.
I was so busy wanking that my girlfriend switched off the ITV weather report.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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