[gaggirl]

this kind of thing is my idea of an extreme sport.

Have jumped alone into cars with strange men when thumbing a lift, turned up at drunken parties in a mini skirt with no other girls there, deliberately teased two stalkers Ive had, and teasing one unstable guy I know currently. (that pisses my man off though so Ive had to stop but it so tempting)

all the guys ive ever known have either been law abiding, or I have managed to talk my way out of the shit or Ive hoodwinked them and escaped or they have been drunk and fallen asleep before carrying otu what they threatened to do. well except for just once.

now i try to behave because Im married with kids and dont want to be chopped up somewhere or sold off (though I think Im a bit old for that now being in my dirty thirties) doesnt stop me craving the real deal though.. and putting myself into situations or circumstances where Im wide open for blackmail is still on my agenda to this day. amazingly everyone is just so well behaved!!!!

as for everyone else well there must be some kind of guardian angel watching over me. *pulls a feather out of his wing*