OK PF, it's decided. We'll sample the French cuisine at the Gordon Ramsey, Chelsea before we take in The Wizard of Oz at the Palladium. Then, back to my penthouse suite at the Savoy for nightcaps and a damn hard raping during which time Mr. Chunky will become intimately acquainted over-and-over with your lovely ass.
I recognize that this cannot possibly compare with a fisting in the back of Rotter's van, but ...