As I get closer and hear the stranded person speak, I realise that it's not a girl I'm trying to pick up, but a fruity little sissy.
Lucky for me, I make no such distinctions. Ass is ass, and my new friend's looks damn fine in those shorts of his.
"Sure thing." I say, as he tells me the address. Is he really going to get into my car? This is too easy. "I'm happy to help. Why don't you hop in?" I smile.
"M'name's Mark."
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