Don't you like your wife very much? Funny, a while back there was some woman in here with green eyes and saggy tits. She was telling us all about what a wanker her husband is, and wondering if someone would write a story about him getting kidnapped and bum fucked by a gang of bikers.
I wonder....
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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