Latest news on Bernard Jordan, the great escaper. Who is actually 90 by the way. Brighton and Hove City Council have awarded him the key to the city. I think this means he gets free booze and whores for the rest of his days, or something. Might be sheep actually. Either way, bloody good job, Bernie. 
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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