Swank Halloween Party
A couple were invited to a swank Halloween party, so the wife
bought costumes for both of them. On the night of the party, she
developed a terrible headache and told her husband that he should
go without her. He protested, but she said all she was going to do
was take a couple of aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need
for him to waste his time by not going to the party. So he put on
his costume and off he went.
The wife, after sleeping for about an hour, awoke without a sign
of pain and as it was only a little after nine, she decided to go
to the party. As long as she knew the costume her husband was
wearing but he didn't know the one she was wearing, she decided to
slip into the party and observe how he acted when she wasn't
around.
This she did, and as soon as she joined the party the first one
she spotted was her husband, prancing around on the dance floor
with one slick chick and then another, stealing a little feel here
and there, so the wife slid up to him, and being a rather seductive
babe herself, he left his dance partner standing and devoted his
attention to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,
and when he whispered a little proposition in her ear, she agreed
and they went to the parking lot and got in one of the cars and let
nature take its course.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home
and got into bed wondering what kind of explanation her husband
would give her about the time he had at the party. He arrived home
about 1:30am and went directly up to the bedroom to see how she was
feeling. She was sitting up in bed reading and asked, "what kind of
time did you have?" He said, "Well, I'll tell you, I never danced
a dance. When I got there Pete Jones, Bill Brown and some other
guys were stag, too, so we just sat back in the den playing poker
all night, but I'll tell you one thing, the guy I loaned my costume
to sure had a good time."
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