A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock
on the door of a house and the man who answers it
says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you
supposed to be?"
"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're
black!" So, they go off and a whilelater they come back dressed differently. They ring
the door bell and once again and the man opens the
door. "Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you
this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the boy.
"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be
Hansel and Gretel because
you're black!" Once again they leave. Not too much
later the man hears
the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door
there stands the two children but this time they are
BUCK NAKED."Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be
now?!" he asks.
"Chocolate M &M's," said the little girl.
"I'm plain. He's got nuts."
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