These minor irritations can usually be ironed out with a fist, so no problem really, so long as she's fit, and dirty, who cares? Yes, I really am that shallow.
He's intelligent, makes you laugh, has a reasonably good job, fucks like an animal, but deep down inside you know he's a shallow bastard that would dump you in a hot second if you let your body go to shit.
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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