Gee Wiggles, we must be on the same wavelength. I popped into the Doc's surgery to pick up my monthly supply of Viagra today. On the way home I met an old female friend and talked her into having tea with me. Well to cut a long story short I slipped a couple of Viagra into her tea when she wasn't looking. Fucking hell, within minutes we were at it like hammer and tongs. She was lying on her back on the table scattering the crockery everwhere and screaming for more while I tried valiantly to keep it up to her. Fucking marvellous sex, even though we won't be able to go back to that restaurant any more. 
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