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Old 05-24-2012, 09:45 PM   #24
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Originally Posted by perfectlyformed View Post
The most charming one I've heard recently....

"me & my mate would like to spitroast you. Would you mind that, if we paid?"

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That definitely rules out me and my old mate FuckingRotter.

1 I would never be so silly as to mention money.

2 FR would never say "do you mind"

Must have been two rich, polite Americans.
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