The Rostafarian guy takes Melissa to her car. I don't know his real name, but I usually refer to him as Mustafa because I can't pronounce Rostafarian correctly.
I look over at Jim who is pulling up his pants.
"What the fuck was that man? You just had to take if for yourself! Why couldn't you wait? I thought we'd DP her later on tonight. Take both of her cherries at the same time! Instead, she has a belly full of your spunk and I'm left standing in the cold talking to Mustafa. You jerkwad!"
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