Cultural references.
We're always hearing about the likes of Mozart, da Vinci, Damian Hirst and Tracey Emin. Personally I think that they, and their followers, are a bunch of elitist middle class tossers. Can you identify the following references?
"I'm not the first dog that shitted on your lawn"
"I punched every girl I met on the way to the booth to vote for Hitler"
"They came down from Mickathera in a burnt out blue FJ, that coughed and spat and shat itself on Jutland Parade"
"Get your gums around my plums"
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Fist is a four letter word. So is fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, fist fist, fist, fist, fist, fist, and, well you get the fist-fucking picture....
THE WESTCOUNTRY SHALL RISE AGAIN!
Yay! It's pink!
Don't think.... FEEL!
We're Englishmen, and we came here, to rape your women and drink your beer.
I went back in time and voted for Hitler.
Pouring oil on troubled waters since 2008. Then lighting a fucking match.
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