Oy vay...it's like talking to a delusional wall.
Do you honestly think because someone writes for a living that they're weak or in bad shape? You seem to operate in a reality of deranged preconceptions which no amount of logic or reason can penetrate.
I said listing off fighting skills online is rather pointless...but if you wanna do that let's have you start! What besides being "strong" and "knowing how to hit" makes you a walking badass? Last time I checked Egypt wasn't exactly a hotbed of backstreet no holds barred fighting...