Wish I could help bro, we're all brothers.
Wait wait, I've got a sister IN LAW I don't like...was quite the looker back in the day, she's let herself drift a bit but hey, best I can do and all...
She's a total vegetarian stuck-up bitch, do me a favour and mention 'Beef' and 'Pork' prolifically, it'll let her know who put you onto her, if you get me....