awful and lame for sure!
'is your father a thief? 'cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes'
'is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cos i can see myself in your pants'
'got any Aussie in you? want some?'
'want to wrestle in the rectangle?'
'excuse me, i'm lost, could you give me directions to your place?'
'how would you like your eggs in the morning?'