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Originally Posted by Wiz
Simple, although not very creative menace.
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How this for creative:
Lay the victim on her back, put your ankle over her throat while bending your leg in the knee, and tell her that if she bites you'll crush her windpipe, which will cause her to suffocate.
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Originally Posted by Wiz
Besides, busting out her front teeth might not be as effective as you think. Despite your best efforts to bust out her front teeth, some teeth may simply be broken and defy further "busting". The jagged-edged remains would still represent a potential hazard to your poor pee-pee. Of course, you could escort her to the nearest dental office and have her front teeth properly extracted prior to your forced BJ request, but that would kinda give away your intentions  . |
Why bother with the dental office? All I need is a pair of pliers
I mean, it's not like she's gonna sue me for malpractice